The Ideal Woman

[Ape Fighting Vehicle]

You can buy a replacement dear.

I hear bad dragon even has werewolf dicks.

Someone once told me. I don't even know why I know this.

Cough cough.

 

[william dempsey]

I prefer to take a thin lady on a drinkies date. If they get rotten drunk and fall over, they are much easier to carry home.

 

[Kalin]

Ideal woman is blind, deaf, mute with big tits and her dad owns a brewery.

 

[Verevoof]

 

[TorontoReign]

I want to apologize to Morgan for not liking this thread. I'm sorry. I had a bad case of man period that day and my tampon was full and I could not get a new one and I was upset. I am sorry.

 

[Morgan_]

Seemed like a good shitpost thread. It's kinda terrible honestly haha.

 

[TorontoReign]

My ideal woman is somewhere between [Redacted] and [Redacted]...mainly due to how well they shitpost.

 

[Carib FMJ]

She can cook, clean, enjoys combatives, a movie goer and can maintain and use firearms. And looking good helps.

 

[SDG]

Thin but curvy, wide hips, thick thighs and a fat ass. Boobs don't matter quite so much but with that body type I think medium sized boobs are sexiest. Blanc Noir is a good example of what I'm talking about.

 

[TorontoReign]

 

[william dempsey]

 

[TorontoReign]

 

[william dempsey]

Same handles on the kitchen units, I have.

 

[mobucks]

She can cook, clean, enjoys combatives, a movie goer and can maintain and use firearms. And looking good helps.

woah when did you come back?