The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

    157
    Sep 15, 2022
    I hear bad dragon even has werewolf dicks.

    Someone once told me. I don't even know why I know this.

    Cough cough.
     
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  2. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I prefer to take a thin lady on a drinkies date. If they get rotten drunk and fall over, they are much easier to carry home.

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  3. Kalin

    Kalin First time out of the vault

    19
    Oct 15, 2022
    Ideal woman is blind, deaf, mute with big tits and her dad owns a brewery.
     
  4. Verevoof

    Verevoof Cryptid oTO Orderite Board Cop oTO [REDACTED]

    Jul 12, 2009
     
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  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    I want to apologize to Morgan for not liking this thread. I'm sorry. I had a bad case of man period that day and my tampon was full and I could not get a new one and I was upset. I am sorry.
     
  6. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Seemed like a good shitpost thread. It's kinda terrible honestly haha.
     
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  7. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    My ideal woman is somewhere between [Redacted] and [Redacted]...mainly due to how well they shitpost.
     
  8. Carib FMJ

    Carib FMJ Nuka-Cola Chaser

    Nov 8, 2003
    She can cook, clean, enjoys combatives, a movie goer and can maintain and use firearms. And looking good helps.
     
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  9. SDG

    SDG First time out of the vault

    27
    Oct 23, 2022
    Thin but curvy, wide hips, thick thighs and a fat ass. Boobs don't matter quite so much but with that body type I think medium sized boobs are sexiest. Blanc Noir is a good example of what I'm talking about.
     
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  10. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
  11. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
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  12. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
     
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  13. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Same handles on the kitchen units, I have.
     
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  14. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    woah when did you come back?