The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. Millim

    Millim Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite [REDACTED]

    Oct 13, 2010
    So you know I play tank in FFXIV

    Want to play FFXIV together sometime?
     
  2. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    I like tanks!

    Oh. You mean that tank.
     
  3. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

    157
    Sep 15, 2022
    What now? What's he shilling for? Godzilla re-release BlueRays?
     
  4. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    He is the worst do not get me started. He is for sure not the ideal woman for me.
     
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  5. Verevoof

    Verevoof Cryptid oTO Orderite Board Cop oTO [REDACTED]

    Jul 12, 2009
    I hate that the Godzilla Showa-Era Films Criterion Collection is in an obnoxiously large package. Not my ideal woman at all.
     
  6. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

    157
    Sep 15, 2022
    Not a fan of the big women? But that means there is more to love!
     
  7. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    There was one female Godzilla.
     
  8. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Gojira you mean?
     
  9. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    I don't really play multiplayer games much. Got to the first expac and stopped.
     
  10. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    She was american. And P.Diddy sung for her.
     
  11. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
  12. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Anytime someone asks me what I'd prefer to see in the ideal woman it's the same answer every time.

    It's not good looks or a fantastic smile

    It's not a great personality or outstanding sense of humor

    It's my dick. That's all I want to see in a woman.
     
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  13. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Best answer.
     
  14. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
  15. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

    157
    Sep 15, 2022
    I thought women at least had a passing interest in obnoxiously large packages.
     
  16. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

    157
    Sep 15, 2022
    This is was real representation looks like. Thanks king.
     
  17. Verevoof

    Verevoof Cryptid oTO Orderite Board Cop oTO [REDACTED]

    Jul 12, 2009
    God I miss him.
     
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  18. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

    157
    Sep 15, 2022
    The yearning is real, I get it.
     
  19. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    You can buy a replacement dear.