The most retarded things you've ever done

Well, I've bought Fallout POS... Who's laughing now ? Probably Herve Caen...Well.

Other than this, I remember that when I was 11, I bought this PC Gamer magazine that came with a random flight simulator and when I opened it, it appeared that the cd was almost broken in half. I was so frustrated that I just thought : fuck that, it COULD work ! A few seconds after putting it in my drive, the cd blew inside dropping tiny plastic pieces all over the inside of my computer. It fucked up the drive.
 
I was working at my previous job, at the time I was a LAN admin, when I got a call from our Minnesota office, and one of the admins up there, asked me to pull a server out of the rack, box it up, and ship it off.

I proceeded to do so, I got it all boxed up and taken over to our mailroom.

I then got a call from Minnesota, asking "did you pull the right server?"

"Oh shit"

You have never seen a server unboxed and thrown into a rack so fast.

<- Retard.
 
When I was a kid, I was worried about the health of my family's video recorder. I fed it with biscuits. haha, true story!
 
I decided that since school was so easy I did not need to study hard, so instead of being über I am merely fantastic.

Also:

Once some friends and I decided to bathe naked in acryllic paint (don't ask), and we did not try to shower it off before it had dried.

Now, acryllic paint is removable with water when still wet, but upon drying it becomes very hard to get off.

We (yes...) spent 4 hours in a crowded shower in the middle of the night trying to get it off, and 5 months later some of the girls (yes) actually still had spots of paint in their hair.

I have never been so pruny and cold in my life.
 
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It took me two weeks to figure out how to close the door. :facepalm:
 
I wanted to pee really really bad while inside a subway train. I had a considerable number of beers beforehand and didn't think about going to a toilet before leaving the bar, therefore i pissed in the car. It was the subway car or my jeans... :mrgreen:
 
I accidentially shot an old black lady with an airsoft gun.This was a $400 full auto airsoft gun, too.I got the cops called on me and I tearfully apologized to the old lady so she decided not to press charges.This was years ago.As a matter of fact that scared me so much that I have never touched an airsoft gun since
 
Wuss. We made our own uh..."airsoft" guns using a ring-shaped piece of plastic to which we taped a finger from a rubber glove. Put a rowan berry or chokeberry inside and hey presto. Fuckin painful to get shot by one of those at close range, though we didn't use them against each other. We usually did target practice on inanimate things, although a few stray dogs and cats got it too. The houses in the neighborhood were covered with black or yellowish spots for months, depending on which ammunition we used. Shooting at people became a big no-no after one of us hit the driver of a car that was passing by. I don't recall, but it might have been intentional. Luckily we only got shouted at and had to make new guns. Ah, those were the days.
 
fedaykin said:
Wuss. We made our own uh..."airsoft" guns using a ring-shaped piece of plastic to which we taped a finger from a rubber glove. Put a rowan berry or chokeberry inside and hey presto. Fuckin painful to get shot by one of those at close range, though we didn't use them against each other. We usually did target practice on inanimate things, although a few stray dogs and cats got it too. Shooting at people became a big no-no after one of us hit the driver of a car that was passing by. I don't recall, but it might have been intentional. Luckily we only got shouted at and had to make new guns.
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LOL I would love to see you still say that after you got shot in the forehead with a airsoft gun that fires .23 gram bbs at 320 feet per second..... This isnt some homemade shit like what you did..... I bought it from an airsoft shop.Cost me $400.We used to play airsoft until the incident I mentioned happened.The gun was an M4 by the way
 
Most of my retardation stems from beer or other mind altering substances, but here's one where I was completely sober.
I'll save the rest for another time.


So, some years back I was attending a sort of boarding school a long ways away from civilization and I had won some movie tickets from getting the high score on some movie quiz they'd held.
My lazy ass was late for the bus headed for the nearest theatre, and since it was a pretty rural area, there was only one bus. I miss that one, I miss the movie.
I'm running like hell to catch it and don't pay no mind to the traffic, mostly because this is in the middle of nowhere and traffic is pretty non-existent.

Well... Yeah, you know the drill. You hear a car-like sound coming from your left, so you turn to look and SMACK goes your legs against the bumper, SMACK goes your face into the hood.
Somehow, I got up and managed to keep running after the bus, though my speed wasn't really up to par and my legs hurt like hell. As I finally enter that damned bus, the busdriver just stares at me and points out the window: "I think that guy wants to talk to you."
The driver of the car is right outside looking pretty damn dumbfounded, so I just stick my head out the door and ask:
"What's the matter, is your car ok?"
"Uh, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I'm still walking right? Now could you please move your car? I'm kinda in a hurry."
I got back in, sat down and relaxed. Finally it was over. Now it's all sunshine and lollypops.

Got to the theatre.

"Hell yeah, this is it!"

Matrix Reloaded

:roll:
 
Jammed my finger into an active lightsocket and gave myself a nice wake-me-up.

At the time I was hoping that'd I received superpowers as a result, but apparently, it's a lot harder to develop superpowers than comics would lead you to believe.
 
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