The random/sudden/drunk thread
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calculon000
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
I've got to try blue kool aid coolers sometime....
I usually remain pretty stable when I'm drunk, but the stupidest thing I've ever done was when I was taking a piss off a very steep hill. Just fell straight down after taking my dick out. Woke up a couple of hours later with a sore head, a pretty deep 4 inch cut over my ribs, a massive graze on my back, reeking of urine with my knob hanging out. More embarassing than painful really. The second worst would be when I fell asleep with my head down the toilet, but that was with the added help of some weed thrown in (incidentally, the last time I ever smoked the crap).
So yeah, not too bad compared to some of the stuff on here, I'll try harder next time.
As an added point someone at my school also sexed up his sister while drunk, with the added bonus that they woke up next to each other and had their parents find out.
So yeah, not too bad compared to some of the stuff on here, I'll try harder next time.
As an added point someone at my school also sexed up his sister while drunk, with the added bonus that they woke up next to each other and had their parents find out.
The_Vault_Dweller said:
BULLSHIT!
*cough*
of course, SOME forms of alcohol suck ass, but lets not jump to conclusions. drinking to get drunk is just plain stupid in my eyes tbh.
I never drink to get drunk... just enjoy the damn drink ffs
TVD, exactly how old are you and what alcohol have you tasted to base that judgement on? I mean, you hate good food, you hate alcohol; it sounds to me like you hate pleasure.
Anyway, it's quite stupid to claim that everyone who drinks alcohol drinks it because of the intoxicating effect. Did you never consider that people, like me for one, actually enjoy the *taste* of good alcohol? Or would you say that my intention is to get wasted when I have a glass of red wine for dinner or a beer in the tv sofa? And if no one gave a fuck about taste, everyone would just buy the cheapest damn vomit-vodka there is to find and there would not be an intustry for liquours like cognac or whiskey which I truly love.
Anyway, it's quite stupid to claim that everyone who drinks alcohol drinks it because of the intoxicating effect. Did you never consider that people, like me for one, actually enjoy the *taste* of good alcohol? Or would you say that my intention is to get wasted when I have a glass of red wine for dinner or a beer in the tv sofa? And if no one gave a fuck about taste, everyone would just buy the cheapest damn vomit-vodka there is to find and there would not be an intustry for liquours like cognac or whiskey which I truly love.
I wouldn't say alcohol in moderation is self destructive.
e.g. a class of wine a night is good for your heart and isn't going to end up in severe liver damage.
As a kid, like many, got drunk on cheap cider, vodka etc and it got me into alot of trouble.
Now I have discovered a great love for beer. It's nice sitting with the family on a friday night watching a movie with a beer - I don't see anything wrong with that.
Likewise, going out for a drink or two with mates from work isn't that bad and can make for a fun night out. It's not fair for people who no first hand experience apart from "I've heard stories" to come and call me immature or self destructive.
Everything is bad for you if you take it past a safe level, that includes alcohol.
e.g. a class of wine a night is good for your heart and isn't going to end up in severe liver damage.
As a kid, like many, got drunk on cheap cider, vodka etc and it got me into alot of trouble.
Now I have discovered a great love for beer. It's nice sitting with the family on a friday night watching a movie with a beer - I don't see anything wrong with that.
Likewise, going out for a drink or two with mates from work isn't that bad and can make for a fun night out. It's not fair for people who no first hand experience apart from "I've heard stories" to come and call me immature or self destructive.
Everything is bad for you if you take it past a safe level, that includes alcohol.
calculon000
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Yeah, too much of anything isn't good for you. That's why it's called "too much".
I can't believe that actually had to be pointed out. Too much of anything can kill you: too much sunlight making you either negro or dead, too much water without peeing making your blatter blow up over your intestants, too much laughter making you choke in your own vomits...
Speaking of laughter and vomits, I once said something that was so funny that my little brother, who was 14 or so at the time, laughed so much that he vomited right in the livingroom. No alcohol or anything was involved, it was just damn funny. Too bad I can't remember what the hell it was I said.
Speaking of laughter and vomits, I once said something that was so funny that my little brother, who was 14 or so at the time, laughed so much that he vomited right in the livingroom. No alcohol or anything was involved, it was just damn funny. Too bad I can't remember what the hell it was I said.
only one step away from the best joke ever (monty python style)?
calculon000
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Too many forums like NMA have caused my marks in school to be devastated, but I don’t care because I hate the whole institution.
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I never do stupid thinks when I'm drunk. Why? Hmm maybe because I never get drunk.
(to get back to topic..)
(to get back to topic..)
Well....
Some people say that if you drink to get drunk you are an alcoholic.
I say that:
IF YOU DRINK TO GET DRUNK, THEN YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT.
I like the taste of alcohol, I really do. I LOVE Guiness. I LOVE whiskey, especially Jameson. I also sometimes I like a good Vodka.
I go to a bar and shoot pool almost every knight. Sometimes I have something to drink and sometimes I don't. However, as much as I enjoy having just a drink or two, sometimes I feel I really would like to get DRUNK. It is fun, damn it. Even if I puke, or do something stupid on occasion, it is still fun. There are a lot of things in this world that can hurt you, or kill you, but while I do not usually go out looking for trouble I also refuse to be afraid. I take precautions ( as far as you can with such things), I am always with friends whom I trust, and not all of them drink ( they don't have to, nobody forces them). I just don't like to be shackled either.
I feel I should also point out that there is drunk and then there is retarded. For god's sakes have DD's, or crash wherever you are (pointedly, I obviously did not take that advice in the story I wrote above), and if you always drink so much that you do not remember what you did the next day then what the hell is the point? Just ask a friend to hit you over the head with a brick when you are not looking and get it over with. You will have a tremendous headache the next day and you will not remember what happened. You can also ask the same friend to draw funny things all over your body with a permanent marker if you really yearn for the complete experience.
Some people say that if you drink to get drunk you are an alcoholic.
I say that:
IF YOU DRINK TO GET DRUNK, THEN YOU GET THE FUCKING POINT.
I like the taste of alcohol, I really do. I LOVE Guiness. I LOVE whiskey, especially Jameson. I also sometimes I like a good Vodka.
I go to a bar and shoot pool almost every knight. Sometimes I have something to drink and sometimes I don't. However, as much as I enjoy having just a drink or two, sometimes I feel I really would like to get DRUNK. It is fun, damn it. Even if I puke, or do something stupid on occasion, it is still fun. There are a lot of things in this world that can hurt you, or kill you, but while I do not usually go out looking for trouble I also refuse to be afraid. I take precautions ( as far as you can with such things), I am always with friends whom I trust, and not all of them drink ( they don't have to, nobody forces them). I just don't like to be shackled either.
I feel I should also point out that there is drunk and then there is retarded. For god's sakes have DD's, or crash wherever you are (pointedly, I obviously did not take that advice in the story I wrote above), and if you always drink so much that you do not remember what you did the next day then what the hell is the point? Just ask a friend to hit you over the head with a brick when you are not looking and get it over with. You will have a tremendous headache the next day and you will not remember what happened. You can also ask the same friend to draw funny things all over your body with a permanent marker if you really yearn for the complete experience.