The random/sudden/drunk thread

To answer VD and Marek................ I walked into the bedroom they were in looking for a place to crash.
I saw him on top of her humping away. I called their names. They both realized who the other was. They freaked out, he grabed a handfull of clothes (his pants and underwear) and ran out, she tried to get up and grab clothes, but screamed due to a sore ass and fell back on the bed and passed out. I went and put the covers over her, and let her sleep it off. Seems jacob (her brother) had run off outside and wound up aleep in the treehouse in the backyard. Also turns out that he had grabed her undrwear by mistake.
 
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Best story EVER!

I'm trying to find that laughing dog pic to no avail.
 
SuAside said:
the dude must have a very low tolerance to alcohol, i guess.
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He's only like 150 pounds, and he drank was more than I did that night. I'm 220 pounds and I was dizzy.
 
PsychoSniper said:
but screamed due to a sore ass and fell back on the bed and passed out.
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:rofl: Ok *now* I'm getting a mental picture.

As much as I feel sorry for both of them, your post has me cracked up every time I read it.

Hope they didn't get too much of a rep.. Unreal story. :lol:
 
Oh my God the aftermath with the parents.... Gold. There should be more videocameras in the world.


Was the sister hot, btw?
 
Na, I was only one awake by then (I dont drink that hard usualy) so noone knew anything had happend execpt for us three.

Though her freinds did note her sore ass, she was never the kiss and tell type so they didnt think anything odd when she wouldnt talk.
 
Lord Inquisitor Baboonius said:
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Best story EVER!

I'm trying to find that laughing dog pic to no avail.
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here is is:

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(please dont link it directly, host it yourself)
 
I once started a drinking contest with a friend. Stupid, because he weighs 240 pounds and i weigh 130 :lol:

Needless to say, he was just getting a bit woozy when i was totally out of this world. I passed out for an hour and then went Hunter Thompson, screaming about bats and sprinting to the woods.. It took an another hour for them to find and catch me :D
After that i was quite docile, even if they had to prevent me from bumping into people and talking gibberish.
 
Ashmo said:
:: wonders how you can "accidentally" fuck your sister ::
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It happens quite a lot in some parts of the world, really. How do think the Poles came to be?
 
I dont know Ashmo, they were both really wasted and the room everyone was dancing in was really dark.

If they started necking in the dance room, then they couldve made it to the room they fucked in without seeing eachother.

But thats my best guess.
 
PsychoSniper said:
Though her freinds did note her sore ass
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She very close to her friends?

I'm thinking they knew perfectly well who the other was and were only acting freaked out to throw you off the scent. I mean, how often do girls do anal with someone you just met?
So, how much did you blackmail them for? Money? Sexual favours? :twisted:

It's interesting how it's always a "friend" who does the particularly ... unusual things.
 
I dont have any siblings, so it wasnt me.

She played softball, so her frieinds noticed she was real sore. Since half of the team were sluts, they drew correct conclusions (football lockerroom was aross from girls softball one, I couldnt help but hear gossip they were spreading around.)

And from their reaction, confuesed, shocked, scared, then totaly flipping out, Im sure they didnt fake it.

As to how, I still dont know. I wasn there til the end.
 
I try to stay away from alcohol because I don't like it much, I hate to lose control of my faculties and I avoid spending money on consumables. Risks must be minimized, especially when you are young and inexperienced. Experiences of other young people I know have also influenced me.

A friend of mine had way too much to drink, went for a walk outside the club, tried to jump over a wall and smashed his teeth. He then had to get expensive false teeth.

My cousin got drunk, went jogging, tripped and cracked his skull on the uneven pavement. He was killed instantly (I hope).

I am terrified by such examples of losing control, spatial judgement and mental aptitude, for what seems to be insufficient reason. Do you guys who drink really like the taste of your brew, or prefer the effects of alcohol?
 
Somebody should really start a thread on the stupidest things we've done on cannabis and we can compare the more severe consequenses of their recreational usage.
 
pfft. A stoned idiot eats 3 boxes of cereal and watches a spongebob squarepants marathon. A drunk idiot starts off the night thinking he's gonna get laid, then ends the night in a ditch puking on himself. This shows us that booze is superior to weed.
 
quietfanatic said:
I am terrified by such examples of losing control, spatial judgement and mental aptitude, for what seems to be insufficient reason. Do you guys who drink really like the taste of your brew, or prefer the effects of alcohol?
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I couldnt agree more QuietFanatic. I have many stories too...

As for alcohol. It tastes bad in ANY form. People only drink it for the intoxication effect. Eventually they get used to the taste and I suppose in that sense some booze can taste better than other forms of it. Regardless it is self-destructive.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Hard liquor is better than beer because Hard liquor is like oxy clean: You can make a little or you can make a lot.

If you add just enough Captain Morgan to a drink, it really adds to the flavor and so it is possible to find alcohol that's tastes good.
 
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