My Capacity for alcohol consumption is fairly high, I drink alot but rarely get so drunk as to have lost control of myself and I've never passed out or started doing things I don't remember. The kind of drunk I am changes too, its pretty random and you never know what you'll get. One minute I'll be dancing in a suggestive manner with the aid of a fire extinguisher, the next I'll be punching some guy in the face because he has a Georgian accent. I also played the American version of a "game" invented by Russian Army officers with very little left to live for. I got a fair bit of money from it, but in retrospect it was, well, suicidal and amazingly stupid.
The random/sudden/drunk thread
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Yeah... what had happened a week ago: I drank a bit of Vodka, came home, read NMA-forums... and posted at The Order 
Fortunately I realised it after 20 seconds and deleted my post
Fortunately I realised it after 20 seconds and deleted my post
Ratty said:
That was you?!??!Eww, now I feel dirty...
Lauren's tales reminded me of cossacks and how they drank engine coolant from tanks when they ran out of vodka. Crazy as it may sound, the general drunken state of Soviet forces is one of the main reasons they won World War II in the end. Can't muster enough courage to charge at the fortified SS unit? No problem, have a shot of coolant and pretty soon you'll be charging while howling like an animal. As a result of such alcohol-induced determination, "only" six Russian soldiers were dying per each German casualty. The required "kill-ratio" Germans needed if they wanted to maintain a status quo on the Eastern Front was ten-to-one...
EDIT: Just what are you implying, Dove? That dancing with another guy wouldn't have made you feel dirty? What kind of a sick fag are you?
EDIT: Just what are you implying, Dove? That dancing with another guy wouldn't have made you feel dirty? What kind of a sick fag are you?
Are you implying a Cossack can outdrink me? Because that is an entirely uninformed and false opinion to have.
[PCE]el_Prez
Vault Fossil
well... there was this incident....
But i don't really get memory loss drunk that often. When i do i usually just make ass out of myself rough housing, dancing, and breaking things. Most people think its funny.
But i don't really get memory loss drunk that often. When i do i usually just make ass out of myself rough housing, dancing, and breaking things. Most people think its funny.
The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
BEST...THREAD...EVER!
Its things like this that make me glad I dont drink. It would suck to have stuff like that happen to me. HOwever as long as it happens to others for my benefit who cares?!
S Psychosniper...did you ever remove that friend from his sister's ass?
Ellisar...they trust YOU with MY safety?! Dont get drunk up in Wisconsin or you might wake up with an Ozrat...
8) 
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The Vault Dweller
Its things like this that make me glad I dont drink. It would suck to have stuff like that happen to me. HOwever as long as it happens to others for my benefit who cares?!
S Psychosniper...did you ever remove that friend from his sister's ass?
Ellisar...they trust YOU with MY safety?! Dont get drunk up in Wisconsin or you might wake up with an Ozrat...
8) ,The Vault Dweller
Wow some of those stories are just plain scary.
The most insane thing I've done must have been setting up some kind of "fight club-style" tournament in a backyard with a couple of friends. It turned out to be like WWE smackdown on booze and surely looked mighty pathetic.
The next morning I woke up with a great pain in my neck. I recall the whole tournament as being quite fun though.
I don't think I've ever done anything while being drunk that I didn't remember afterwards. How would I know this since forgotten things can't really be recovered I hear you ask. I trust the "day after buddy-reports", so maybe a bunch of them are holding some embarassing things from me.
PsychoSniper you're going to have to explain that "inside his sisters ass" thing, I'm having a hard time even trying to set up a mental picture.
The most insane thing I've done must have been setting up some kind of "fight club-style" tournament in a backyard with a couple of friends. It turned out to be like WWE smackdown on booze and surely looked mighty pathetic.
The next morning I woke up with a great pain in my neck. I recall the whole tournament as being quite fun though.
I don't think I've ever done anything while being drunk that I didn't remember afterwards. How would I know this since forgotten things can't really be recovered I hear you ask. I trust the "day after buddy-reports", so maybe a bunch of them are holding some embarassing things from me.
PsychoSniper you're going to have to explain that "inside his sisters ass" thing, I'm having a hard time even trying to set up a mental picture.
Sovz said:
Was it male? Or even mammal? (I dunno, maybe you work in a terrarium or smthing).
Oh, reptilian then.
Lord Inquisitor Baboonius said:
Dumbest thing i've ever done drunk was let my buddies convince me that it would be a good idea to try and ride a tube being pulled by a jet-ski... needless to say i lasted almost 15 feet past the start point before i fell off the tube, skipped across the surface ofd the water a little bit and ended up trying not to drown..... only thing that kept me floating was the life jacket.
One time i went to a a small.... well, not a party but rather a "get-together".... at a friends house.
This was after a week where I had a lot of work so I decided it was a good occasion to get drunk. I knew most of those people were not very heavy drinkers so I would be basically drinking by myself. I bought some Guiness, a bottle of Jameson whisky, and a couple airplane bottles of Baileys. I intended to make Irish Car Bombs.(for those of you unfamiliar it is a rather large 'shot' made with those three ingredients)
anyways...
When I got there a buddy of mine asked me if he could have some as well. I did not plan on it but I was never one to be selfish with drink so we started drinking. In short order we ran out of Guiness(there were only 4 20oz. cans) and Baileys(I only brought a couple of airplane bottles for taste), so we replaced them with Khalua (a type of coffee liquor), and New Castle. By that time we were drunk enough so that we did not pay too much attention to the change in taste.
About two hours and half a bottle of whisky plus whatever beer and Khalua later, my friend began to projectile vomit all over the place while I decided to finish off the two shots I had just prepared, and drive home.
On my way home I got lost on an exit of the hwy leading to my house, and I kept circling and going in the wrong direction. This went on for about ten minutes on this one damned exit. The next morning when I drove by that point sober, I realized that there was a good chance that I went against traffic at least once or twice to do what I remember doing on that exit.
Drink and drive - stay alive
This was after a week where I had a lot of work so I decided it was a good occasion to get drunk. I knew most of those people were not very heavy drinkers so I would be basically drinking by myself. I bought some Guiness, a bottle of Jameson whisky, and a couple airplane bottles of Baileys. I intended to make Irish Car Bombs.(for those of you unfamiliar it is a rather large 'shot' made with those three ingredients)
anyways...
When I got there a buddy of mine asked me if he could have some as well. I did not plan on it but I was never one to be selfish with drink so we started drinking. In short order we ran out of Guiness(there were only 4 20oz. cans) and Baileys(I only brought a couple of airplane bottles for taste), so we replaced them with Khalua (a type of coffee liquor), and New Castle. By that time we were drunk enough so that we did not pay too much attention to the change in taste.
About two hours and half a bottle of whisky plus whatever beer and Khalua later, my friend began to projectile vomit all over the place while I decided to finish off the two shots I had just prepared, and drive home.
On my way home I got lost on an exit of the hwy leading to my house, and I kept circling and going in the wrong direction. This went on for about ten minutes on this one damned exit. The next morning when I drove by that point sober, I realized that there was a good chance that I went against traffic at least once or twice to do what I remember doing on that exit.
Drink and drive - stay alive
Not if you keep butting into conversations to tell people how great you are.Malkavian said:
Do you have to make these type of comments in every thread about drink?
Also, drinking isn't universally recognised as being wholly bad for you (although I suppose this is a thread about alcohol abuse which is always bad for you), I'm sure you'll have heard of one of the hundreds of studies that find this.
calculon000
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my friend, who passed out on my toilet after puking his intestines out.
He drunk, then puked, then kept drinking, then puked again, then kept drinking until a mild case of alcohol poisoning set in, after which he puked two more times.
This is my friend Brad checking on him.
He would be super pissed if he knew I just posted this picture which is famous among our friends.
He drunk, then puked, then kept drinking, then puked again, then kept drinking until a mild case of alcohol poisoning set in, after which he puked two more times.
This is my friend Brad checking on him.
He would be super pissed if he knew I just posted this picture which is famous among our friends.
Malkavian said:
straight edge wtfpwn4r!1!!!one!111!!!eleven!!!
Malkavian said:
wow, see us care about that.
personally i hope i'll die before i get old.
Malkavian said:
calculon00 said:Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my friend, who passed out on my toilet after puking his intestines out.
just thought i'd post it again... fucking pathetic...
Specialist said:
well, you also need to take into account the ammount of times he puked. i wonder how he could stay drunk after puking out the alcohol in his stomach each time. the dude must have a very low tolerance to alcohol, i guess.