The rapture??

DirtyDreamDesigner said:
What makes you think your particular choice of religion is the right one? Chances are you are probably going to hell anyway because the real religion is mormonism or hubology or some shit like that.
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hehehehe

if we don't get a zeta scan... WE'LL GET "LEFT BEHIND"!!!

oh nos!!!!1111one



The rapture.... well if something like that ever happens - I hope I get to stay, heaven sounds boring. I personally want to live forever... I don't see that happening, however.
 
Does whatever variation on christianity you belong to denounce pot smoking, or does it just fall under some broader type of sin?
 
Does anyone here like dread going to heaven? To me, it's like setting all your stats to 10 and have 300% in all of your skills. Fun for a moment, then quickly boring. ;)

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that is, if you believe in that kind of stuff...
 
Rev. Layle said:
Does anyone here like dread going to heaven? To me, it's like setting all your stats to 10 and have 300% in all of your skills. Fun for a moment, then quickly boring. ;)

:look:

that is, if you believe in that kind of stuff...
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I don't believe in stats and skills.
 
I always thought the rapture was about great sex.

Ah heaven- Let's see spending eternity flying around and playing a harpsicord or a lute or a harp for the all powerful creator of time and space?

Suddenly you realize that these folks were really no fun in mortal life and you get to spend eternity with them?

If that's heaven.... boring.
 
Right now, kneel and pray this prayer out loud and mean it with all your heart.

DEAR JESUS, I AM A SINNER. I BELIEVE YOU ARE THE SON OF GOD AND DIED FOR MY SINS ON THE CROSS. FORGIVE ALL OF MY SINS. JESUS, I REPENT. I ASK YOU TO HAVE MERCY ON ME, A SINNER, AND COME INTO MY LIFE. GIVE ME YOUR SPIRIT AND YOUR POWER. HELP ME TO FOLLOW AND OBEY YOUR COMMANDMENTS, AND TO LIVE FOR YOU. JESUS, I GIVE YOU MY LIFE. THANK YOU FOR HEARING MY PRAYER. THANK YOU FOR COMING INTO MY LIFE. I ASK IT IN THE NAME OF MY LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST. AMEN.


The heresy of this vile place strikes me deep within my bosom... (gasp)
 
So Max, what you're saying is spending eternity singing Hallalueh to A supreme being is exactly what you want to do?

OF course given a choice between that and getting toasted in a hot place, making flying around isn't so bad.

Anyway, that's not my idea of what heaven is.
 
As long as we're on this subject, why is it that the cloud living, harpsicord-playing image of heaven is so commonplace?
 
I'm going to watch Rambo II.
It's on channel 4 here in portugal right now, world without the myth, RAMBO, that's apocalypse. :)

/me in bed watching some tv RAMBO II
 
Joachim said:
personally I do wish there is no religion...then I could smoke weed without guilt..
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Weed is supposed to expand your mind, not turn you into a sheep.
 
*grabs bag of popcorn and makes himself comfortable for Weed Debate #87*
 
Wooz said:
*grabs bag of popcorn and makes himself comfortable for Weed Debate #87*
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It's #88. You forgot the one last Friday.

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Oh yeah, and post #400.
 
Joachim said:
I know most religions seem like a waste of times but think of it like this..if these is no heaven or hell and I just wasted some of my time with this big deal..but if there is a hell non believers are screwed..so I'll take wasting a couple years of my life over the possibility for eternal torture anyday
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I'm sure the Holy Trinity will look kindly upon your rather egotistical and self-centered reasons for taking up the faith :roll:

Jesus sure seems easy that way, just believe in him and it's alllll cool.
 
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