The relative merits of Germanian and Dutchinian

I understand they can be called waffles but this word is just making me hungry.

Waffle protip:

Sub in a packet of cream farina and use the rest of the regular waffle mix per recipe. Cook well.
 
The Dutch Ghost said:
Let's ignore the gobbledygook the Germans speak ey Hassknecht?
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Oh yeah, our's the best gobbledygook.
They were like, „Ok, let's take the shittiest grammar of all germanic languages and use it. Oh, and let's pronounce the 'r' like the frenchmen do.“
 
What? Dutch doesn't use German grammar (thank god).

German is easily the worst language ever, they were all like "hey I like this ancient Indo-European way of setting up gramatical rules, let's keep it this way and never change it ever and ever. Ablatief ftw!"
 
Jebus said:
What? Dutch doesn't use German grammar (thank god).

German is easily the worst language ever, they were all like "hey I like this ancient Indo-European way of setting up gramatical rules, let's keep it this way and never change it ever and ever. Ablatief ftw!"
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbKQJ6Wds24[/youtube]

how many of you cretins can understand it? :smug:
 
Crni Vuk said:
Jebus said:
What? Dutch doesn't use German grammar (thank god).

German is easily the worst language ever, they were all like "hey I like this ancient Indo-European way of setting up gramatical rules, let's keep it this way and never change it ever and ever. Ablatief ftw!"
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbKQJ6Wds24[/youtube]

how many of you cretins can understand it? :smug:
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All people become brothers when stuff happens. . .
 
Jebus said:
What? Dutch doesn't use German grammar (thank god).

German is easily the worst language ever, they were all like "hey I like this ancient Indo-European way of setting up gramatical rules, let's keep it this way and never change it ever and ever. Ablatief ftw!"
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Nobody said that dutch uses german grammar.
Also, german doesn't have an ablative case.
 
Hassknecht said:
Jebus said:
What? Dutch doesn't use German grammar (thank god).

German is easily the worst language ever, they were all like "hey I like this ancient Indo-European way of setting up gramatical rules, let's keep it this way and never change it ever and ever. Ablatief ftw!"
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Nobody said that dutch uses german grammar.
Also, german doesn't have an ablative case.
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Well they SHOULD. What, they already use every other one.
Goddamn those German lessons in school, if I have to ask anyone to "buchstabier" anything ever again I'm going to go on a shooting rampage.
 
Heh, even in German you can't spell right. Ablative whatnow? But yeah, German pretty much sucks. I wouldn't want to learn it as a foreign language. Some people knew how to use it well, though. In general I just prefer English.
 
Jebus said:
Hassknecht said:
Jebus said:
What? Dutch doesn't use German grammar (thank god).

German is easily the worst language ever, they were all like "hey I like this ancient Indo-European way of setting up gramatical rules, let's keep it this way and never change it ever and ever. Ablatief ftw!"
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Nobody said that dutch uses german grammar.
Also, german doesn't have an ablative case.
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Well they SHOULD. What, they already use every other one.
Goddamn those German lessons in school, if I have to ask anyone to "buchstabier" anything ever again I'm going to go on a shooting rampage.
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Eh, russian is worse, actually. Six fucking cases, german has only four. And don't get me started on the weird pronounciation.
I really like russian, but it's kinda annoying to learn. Maybe not as bad as german, but still annoying enough.
 
That was quite some copy paste to assemble this thread:)

And Germans from Germany can't even pronounce "chuchichäschtli" properly, so it's not such a great language after all :wink:
 
There are not benefits to the dutch or german languages. Both should be wiped off the face of this Earth.
 
Arden said:
And Germans from Germany can't even pronounce "chuchichäschtli" properly, so it's not such a great language after all :wink:
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That's not a real word, anyway :D
 
But it is! How would you desribe a "kleiner Küchenkasten" otherwise? :evil:

um...

Ok, you win :oops:

But the point remains that germans can't pronounce a proper "ch".

Edit: ridiculous?! :o only if it is spoken in a basilean dialect.
 
I actually can, but since I'm not a Schluchtenscheißer, I don't have to ;D
 
pfff. So you don't have a high cholesterin spiegel in germany? And your never talk about china but only about schina?
 
Arden said:
pfff. So you don't have a high cholesterin spiegel in germany? And your never talk about china but only about schina?
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We do, but we don't pronounce it like our throats are the result of centuries of inbreeding and mountaineering ;)
 
SuAside said:
There are not benefits to the dutch or german languages. Both should be wiped off the face of this Earth.
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I never knew you were Walloon.
 
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