Theories of the World

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KillerJoe123

First time out of the vault
I would like to hear everyones personal conspiracy theories.

Mine:
I believe that at the home depot, the head honcho records evil John Denver music onto a disc and plays is continuously for all to suffer through. The reason for this evil act is, they love to laugh at the workers struggle to remain sane. Without the music, they could not maintain the power hold on the employees like they do. I know.... They have me under the spell.........

Tell me more....... Crazy, evil, whatever....
 
I think that professors conspire to give all their tests IN THE SAME GODDAMN WEEK!

*head explodes*
 
i believe the President of the United states is really a brain-dead chimp... oh, wait, that one's true...

that was all i had
 
I believe that the penguins are slowly conspireing against all of humanity....... createing the ultimate penguin warrior race........ NailBunny says it's true.....
 
Instead of God creating our super complex monkey brains, it was accually aliens who implanted their seed to a monkies body....but ..who mad the aliens........
 
I sometimes think the anti-computer-virus companies (McAfee, Norton, et al) are also contracting out for the making of the very computer viruses for which they later provide "treatment" -- for a modest fee, of course...
 
I believe the world is so full of complicated and random things happening all at once that coming up with a theory englobing it all is naive at best...
 
Murdoch said:
I think that professors conspire to give all their tests IN THE SAME GODDAMN WEEK!

*head explodes*
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Oh my god, it`s a world conspiracy!! :shock:


I think there`s a conspiracy against Fallout3 that has been successfull all these years, some evil mind is set on making our lives miserable :x
 
I think that all the government conspiracies are going to see the merits of joining together into one super-conspiracy.

"Ah! The Zionist Occupational Government is joining with the Star Children Illuminati in order to fight the Cyber-Pope and his legions of NWO Men in Black agents in order to hide Atlantis!"
 
You know, my father met the Pope, the... err... other Pope. He resides in Spain I believe. Nothing like splits in the Roman Catholic church... follow the true, Spanish Pope infidels!
 
Kotario said:
You know, my father met the Pope, the... err... other Pope. He resides in Spain I believe. Nothing like splits in the Roman Catholic church... follow the true, Spanish Pope infidels!
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:shock:

I do believe Japanese anime, manga, and console games are a direct attempt to crush American sci-fi/fantasy, comic books, and PC games.

I also think gay people have just been anal-probed one time too many by the aliens...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
God (aliens) made methane flammable in order to entertain kids and college students at parties. When the asshole track is set on fire by an inhaling gas bubble, an angel gets its wings.
 
Murdoch said:
I think that professors conspire to give all their tests IN THE SAME GODDAMN WEEK!

*head explodes*
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It's not a conspiracy among professors per se, but seeing as how all classes start at the same time and progress at similar rates and each class has a similar number of exams...well, it's ironically logical (but still downright fucking annoying) that exams all fall together.
 
Yes, it is a conspiracy..... they wish for all of us to forget everything that we crammed in there, so that we can fail the class and retake it, which would increase their pocket books further. Its true man....believe it. The similar rate of progression was planned to make us forget.
 
The American and Australian education systems are intentionally designed to keep people ignorant, greedy and pliant. Or is it just that people who organise education are retards?
 
quietfanatic said:
The American and Australian education systems are intentionally designed to keep people ignorant, greedy and pliant. Or is it just that people who organise education are retards?
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Yes.
 
Take a monkey for example, such as my lovable character to the left who I lovingly dubbed Joe. Joe likes to jump, and smile...that about it... His attitude toward life is very similar to those that have designed the school system but unfortunately he is far more intelligent. Which leads me to believe that it can't be a conspiracy, just a case of stupidity
 
I think that all politicians in every state or government(civilized ones that is) is all in a secret clan or something and it's all a lie, they have no meaning s of how a country should or should not be run, they just do stuff and protend to disagree just to fool us. Think about it, all politicians is wealthy, it's a secret club!!
 
electoral college elects the president popular vote means nothing. your rights to live freely are disintegrating. big brother goes to new heights to meddle in your money, life and personal affairs. and you dont give a shit because you are to busy watching some whore strip on MTV, fear factor, or some other half assed lame excuse for a tv program. honorable organizations like the boy scouts of america are loosing importance, in place of them are gay bars, the girly men of troop 223... and so forth.
 
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