That reminds me of another linguistic conundrum - the syllables
Logically, "that big carcinogenic bastard" would be a bad word for something SO common, because we refer to it often, and it therefore needs few syllables.
Languages tend to gravitate towards shortening, they "cut off", they become "lazier" if you will, but around the world, many languages are very different when it comes to average syllable-count
Again, Spanish is a good example of a language where a LOT of words have ONE more syllable than they do in Germanic languages
House / Casa
Horse / Caballo
Cat / Gato
Dog / Perro
Finnish is on the syllable extreme, having very long words, even for every day concepts
Chinese is on the opposite extreme, having not only just a syllable for a lot of words, but words that are as good as identical in phonetics - even accent - and only differing in pitch - as in, wether you have a high or dark voice when saying the word.
Some Scandinavian words are also pitch-based, but they are rather few