Trump wins

Explain what you thin
TorontRayne said:
Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.
First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:
Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.
CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.
Trump: The Democrats created them.
CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.
Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
CIA: We can't do that.
Trump: Why is that?
CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.
Trump: I don't care.
CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.
Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.
CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.
Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.
Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.
Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.
Trump: Why not?
CIA: We are talking to them, sir.
Trump: What? Why?
CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.
CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.
Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.
Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
FBI: We can't do that.
Trump: Why not?
FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.
Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.
Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.
Trump: Why not?
Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?
Trump: I am banning H1B visas.
USCIS: You cannot do that.
Trump: Why?
Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.
Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???
CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
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If you think im reading all that, youre fucking high.
 
This is my last post in this thread, I can't keep up with all of these pages, it's going by too fast for me so fuck it, here's the last batch of crap I've gathered:

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Yes, Glenn Beck is crying over this. He called the kids shot by Breivik "nazis" because in his view only nazis organise summer camps like the one the kids were on. Among other crazy things he's said.
 
MutantScalper said:
Yes, Glenn Beck is crying over this. He called the kids shot by Breivik "nazis" because in his view only nazis organise summer camps like the one the kids were on. Among other crazy things he's said.
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Ah good ole cheeto face
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TorontRayne said:
Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.
First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:
Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.
CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.
Trump: The Democrats created them.
CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.
Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
CIA: We can't do that.
Trump: Why is that?
CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.
Trump: I don't care.
CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.
Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.
CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.
Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.
Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.
Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.
Trump: Why not?
CIA: We are talking to them, sir.
Trump: What? Why?
CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.
CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.
Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.
Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
FBI: We can't do that.
Trump: Why not?
FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.
Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.
Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.
Trump: Why not?
Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?
Trump: I am banning H1B visas.
USCIS: You cannot do that.
Trump: Why?
Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.
Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???
CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
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Dr Fallout said:
Doesn't this guy work for RT? If so, I like this guy.

Actually I like this guy anyway.

Okay, this guy is my god. The only leftist (apart from hardcore commies like Stalin and etc) I respect.
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One has to be fair though to say that this goes both ways. Not all of us on the left or socialist side, actually agree with or even sympathise with those that cry a river on youtube and do all kinds of shit now, because a fair and democratic ellection wasn't going their way. A very important point in the current climate about left wing and right wing extremism that has become somewhat very prominent in the political scene today, is that we see the idiots totally poison the discussions, idiots that on one side denny climate change just as the other onees that see gender as a 'social construct' or other unscientific garbage. And when you see so many idiots out there getting attention these days, like on youtube and the general media, it is easy to forget that they do not represent the majority of people which are politically neutral in most cases. No one is only left just as no one is only right and the majority of the people are well, moderate in their thinking and opinion. Easy to forget that we are all just people I guess, when you can in a very neat way classify everyone as the 'opposition'.

It's very easy to forget, that we the 'leftists', are suffering form this PC, SJWs and 'Clintons' as much as anyone else. Everyone who calls Clinton, left or socialist or what ever, deserves a slap to get to his senses really.
 
Vergil said:
>condemns poisoning discussions
>dismisses anyone who doesn't believe in the current theory of climate change complete idiots
You're part of the problem.
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Dude, from this moment on I will not adress you anymore about anything that's political. There are people which I think are pretty cool individuals and dudes, like Fish, TransgenderVaultdveller and Dr. Fallout of which I respect and the fact that they have opinions that differ from mine. And I feel that this ellection has really not done anything good when it comes to my opinion about them, which is sad, because at the end of the day we are still Fallout fans. What you are? I have no clue. But, I can ignore you.
 
Crni Vuk said:
Dude, from this moment on I will not adress you anymore about anything that's political. There are people which I think are pretty cool individuals and dudes, like Fish, TransgenderVaultdveller and Dr. Fallout of which I respect and the fact that they have opinions that differ from mine. And I feel that this ellection has really not done anything good when it comes to my opinion about them, which is sad, because at the end of the day we are still Fallout fans. What you are? I have no clue. But, I can ignore you.
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Someone doesn't like being wrong.
 
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