Trump wins

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Throatpunch, Nov 9, 2016.

  1. Kilus

    Kilus Not Australian Orderite

    May 3, 2003
    Why the Democrats lost:



    They didn't realise they were the grasshoppers.
     
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  2. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    googled "lena dunham nude", I wouldn't mind being molested by her, sadly I am probably too old for her taste. I suppose she could still "rape" me. I doubt I'd be convincing in being 'unwilling' though.

    Seriously though, I'd smash. I like doughy girls.
     
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  3. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    I mean, she's not my type but... if push goes to shove...
     
  4. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Only "type" I really have is that I either like dark as the night or milky white skin but inbetweens are fine too.
     
  5. Crossfire

    Crossfire Banned

    491
    Jun 14, 2016
    You all make me sick.
     
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  6. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    That's what I'm here for, you're welcome. :)
     
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  7. valcik

    valcik So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Dec 20, 2008
    Just a quick reminder that the main purpose of Trump's candidature was to make sure that this prognosis won't change:

    http://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/050615/are-you-top-one-percent-world.asp



    Good for the rich, bad for the poor! And anyone thinking that new POTUS would refuse Saudi business proposals backed by hundreds of billion dollars worth investment funds is a dreamer. Trump grabbed you by the pussy and balls America, and now he's holding you tight. :-)
     
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  8. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    So have I...MAN THE HARPOONS!
     
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  9. Buxbaum666

    Buxbaum666 Heterostructured Nanorod oTO Orderite

    Dec 5, 2003
    One question, do you look like a normal, everyday, good looking person or do your insides shine through? I'm curious.
     
  10. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    I didnt know americans was kinky on this scale
     
  11. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014
    These libcuck tears sustain me
     
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  12. CourierC-212

    CourierC-212 First time out of the vault

    81
    Sep 19, 2016
    Holy shit, I wake up to Trump winning and salt all over the place with actual riots in the streets. This is great! Even Total Biscuit is freaking the fuck out hahahahaha.
     
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  13. Tom Bishop

    Tom Bishop It Wandered In From the Wastes

    117
    Dec 12, 2015
    I for one am not enthusiastic about this. No, Hillary wasn't great, but Trump is simply unfit for office. He's an unpleasant, divisive asshole who routinely makes outrageous statements, openly panders to racists, and appears to be motivated by his ego far more than any real interest in public service.
     
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  14. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Riots? Link pl0x.
     
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  15. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014
    Better than the Dead Sea
     
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  16. CourierC-212

    CourierC-212 First time out of the vault

    81
    Sep 19, 2016
    Even if he did, so long as they let you guys make an actual army again you'd do great. Germany has had a pretty rich history of impressive armies over the centuries. You also have those badass hats.
    https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/796271326931591168
    Not sure how it's developed but Oakland probably isnt so safe at the moment.
     
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  17. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
  18. CourierC-212

    CourierC-212 First time out of the vault

    81
    Sep 19, 2016
    Hopefully, but it wouldnt be the first time a "protest" turned out to actually be a riot. The former would definitely be better though.
     
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  19. CaptJ

    CaptJ The Rival of Roquefort Hall

    587
    Jan 19, 2016
    Does this mean Pepe is going to be in your history books?
     
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  20. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    This brought a smile to my face:



    So many salty vaginas ... :rofl:
     
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