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So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
http://reuters.excite.com/article/2...9104638_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-RUSSIA-LAKE-DC.html
May 19, 1:15 PM (ET)

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight.

NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately.

"It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground," said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel.

Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations.

"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.
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TAKE THAT RUSSIA! Just when you thought it was ok to fish in your cute little Red lakes.
 
Old Russian women tend to be rather communist in their outlooks.

So where did the lake go? Did Bush take it to decorate his ranch?
 
You are all wrong. The americans have nothing to do with this but those damn aliens of course are attempting to invade Russia again. The russians blew their spaceship back in 1908 but it seems that they really lost it this time.
 
Older people in Russia are paranoid of a possible american invasion. And nothing can make them change their views...
The scientists believe there is an underground river which suddenly got connected to the lake, and it vanished.
 
*waits patiently for Silencer to make "In Soviet Russia..." joke for the 100th time this week*
 
"In Soviet Russia the water drinks YOU"?

Nah, he can't be that un-creative.
 
That's nothing, the Aral Sea used to be the fourth greatest inland body of water in the world, but in the past few decades it shrunk by 75%! I think it has something to do with communists and their brilliant agricultural projects - they showered the region with chemicals that caused the land to dry and crack, resulting in water flowing underground.

Bradylama said:
If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival.
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In Soviet Russia, chance of survival doesn't have you. Nah, too stupid.
 
Ratty said:
That's nothing, the Aral Sea used to be the fourth greatest inland body of water in the world, but in the past few decades it shrunk by 75%! I think it has something to do with communists and their brilliant agricultural projects - they showered the region with chemicals that caused the land to dry and crack, resulting in water flowing underground.
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I heard it was mostly because they overused it to irrigate their cotton fields.


But of course, we all know the truth. 't Was Boris Jeltsin trying to balance out his alcohol.
 
You are all wrong, the lake disappearance is obviously one of the signs of the impending apocalypse and the only way to save your immortal souls from everlasting damnation is to join my Church Of The Piano Man! Only by contributing a lot of cash to the COTPM do you get a chance to repent all your hideous mortal sins and get a chance to be saved by our messiah, the Holy Piano Man!!
 
Oh this is remarkable yet simply explained. An underground cave system with a river eroded stone under the lake and as a hole opened the water drained in...

Sounds like a good place to go exploring...not only the cave, but also to see what's been dropped in the lake over the years.

If thats not it then I like Fireblade's idea the best.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
quote="DirtyDreamDesigner"]the lake disappearance is obviously one of the signs of the impending apocalypse [/quote]
Believe me. The most reliable sign of the coming apocalypse ever is when russkies stop drinking vodka.
 
Sua: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Malky: Well, I can't say I have.

Sua: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

Malky: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.

Sua: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Malky: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at.

Sua: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Malky, water is the source of all life. Seven- tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?

Malky: Uh, uh, Good Lord!

Sua: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Malky: Yes.

Sua: You beginning to understand?

Malky: Yes.

Sua: Malky, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?

Malky: Well it did occur to me, Sua, yes.

Sua: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water?

Malky: Ah, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes.

Sua: Well do you now what it is?

Malky: No. No, I don't know what it is. No.

Sua: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face? You know when fluoridation first began?

Malky: Can't say i do...

Sua: Nineteen hundred and forty six. Nineteen fortysix, Malky. How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.

Malky: *sigh*

Sua: Can't you see that this disappearing lake is but the next step in their evil masterplan? They have drained it to sell as poisoned bottled water! With both tap & bottled water poisoned, people can't escape it!
 
nice one -)
at last old man got a "obvious" reason to blame USA
even more funny one, considering the fact? that we invented a subterranean rocket.
 
Didn't anyone notice the large sucking noise as the lake went down the plug hole?
 
Mikey said:
Didn't anyone notice the large sucking noise as the lake went down the plug hole?
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Ditto for me. You think people would notice all the water dissappearing?

Ratty said:
Isn't fluoridation the main reason why you westerners have such great teeth?
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Yeah, In california, there are reports of rich white girls getting tooth problems because they only drink bottled water. Ironic isn't it?
 
I suggest we get rid of ALL water in Russia, then create a species of massive, semi-intellegent worms that consume everything in thier path and secrete a unique substance that transforms human consciousness.

It would make Commisar happy.
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
What I want to know is what happened to the fish and the junk usually found on bottoms if it just drained through a hole?
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Some fish disappeared with the water, the rest was lying on the bottom, already dead and even dried. But i'll disappoint you. There was no junk on the bottom. Untouched nature, eh?
 
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