alec said:Have you seen my gf? She's one ugly biatch, man.
The only thing nice about her are her feet. I should've looked at her face before I started sucking on her toes.
I'm such a hoe.
Nono, I meant take care of her...
alec said:Have you seen my gf? She's one ugly biatch, man.
The only thing nice about her are her feet. I should've looked at her face before I started sucking on her toes.
I'm such a hoe.
alec said:Have you seen my gf? She's one ugly biatch, man.
The only thing nice about her are her feet. I should've looked at her face before I started sucking on her toes.
I'm such a hoe.
alec said:I've already tried, but my scanner exploded.
No, really: I can't. She's somewhat famous. Not kidding.
Really? Can a SLR be hooked up? I've got a Nikon D70.
Any recommendations would be great.
Of course, I doubt I'd spend much time with new spawn on the way.
Pope Viper said:I'll look into that, might be a way to get my feet wet in it without investing my arm.
Pope Viper said:Wow, not even married yet, and you've given her balls to her.
:clap :clap :clap
Makagulfazel said:Pope Viper said:Wow, not even married yet, and you've given her balls to her.
:clap :clap :clap
Zing!
Tangent:
My girlfriend is afraid to give me naked pictures of herself because she knows I "will show all of my friends."
It hurts me on the inside that there's no naked-picture-showing trust in the relationship.
Jebus said:alec said:I've already tried, but my scanner exploded.
No, really: I can't. She's somewhat famous. Not kidding.
Dude, seriously? PICS PICS PICS!