What are your talents?

alec said:
Have you seen my gf? She's one ugly biatch, man.
The only thing nice about her are her feet. I should've looked at her face before I started sucking on her toes.
I'm such a hoe.

Nono, I meant take care of her...


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alec said:
Have you seen my gf? She's one ugly biatch, man.
The only thing nice about her are her feet. I should've looked at her face before I started sucking on her toes.
I'm such a hoe.

Got to look at the whole picture, first thing I noticed about my wife when I met her was her boobies, then her face, then her boobies again.

Personality came later.
 
Mine doesn't have a personality.

She does have pretty big tits, though. Only problem is: I'm not that much of a boob-lover. Boobs remind me of fat, sweaty men and I don't like thinking about fat, sweaty men.

Not constantly, anyway.
 
I've already tried, but my scanner exploded.

No, really: I can't. She's somewhat famous. Not kidding.
 
alec said:
I've already tried, but my scanner exploded.

No, really: I can't. She's somewhat famous. Not kidding.

Dude, seriously? PICS PICS PICS!

After all, if she's a famous Fleming, there's bound to be only about 3 or 4 people on these boards that know who she is anyway.

Plus, what the hell does that matter anyway?
 
I've already asked her shortly after I was unbanned and had told everyone that I was getting married. She doesn't like the idea. She doesn't mind me acting like a pseudo gay retard on these boards, but she does not want to be associated with my juvenile behaviour.

She can frequently be seen on stages over here and she's not Flemish. That's all. Move along now.
 
Really? Can a SLR be hooked up? I've got a Nikon D70.

Any recommendations would be great.

Of course, I doubt I'd spend much time with new spawn on the way.

A SLR camera can be connected via an inexpensive adaptor (basically a steel ring) to a telescope. You just connect the SLR to the adaptor which connects to the telescope (without any eyepiece on!). Focus and that's it. Basically you turn the whole telescope into a (large) objective lens for the camera.
 
Pope Viper said:
I'll look into that, might be a way to get my feet wet in it without investing my arm.

:shock:

That sounds suspiciously perverted to me.

Anyway, my REAL talents are:

- writing
- drawing
- smoking the herb
- doing jackshit (no, seriously: doing absolutely nothing, just hanging around, wasting precious time, it seems easier than it really is, but I master it)
- fucking up my life
 
I figure if it has to do with feet, you're all over it.

I will definitely attest to your drawing skills, you're quite good.
 
Pope Viper said:
Wow, not even married yet, and you've given her balls to her.

:clap :clap :clap

Zing!

Tangent:
My girlfriend is afraid to give me naked pictures of herself because she knows I "will show all of my friends."
It hurts me on the inside that there's no naked-picture-showing trust in the relationship.
 
-History/Archaeology
-Playing the guitar
-Playing football
-Saving money
-Spending the saved money on alcohol and all sorts of crap
 
Makagulfazel said:
Pope Viper said:
Wow, not even married yet, and you've given her balls to her.

:clap :clap :clap

Zing!

Tangent:
My girlfriend is afraid to give me naked pictures of herself because she knows I "will show all of my friends."
It hurts me on the inside that there's no naked-picture-showing trust in the relationship.

The wife let me take her picture when she was taking a bubble bath on our first trip together before we got married.

A little nip showing, and I keep the pic in a frame on my nightstand.

Hot.
 
-Poetry
-Singing(this is one of my main talents, I'm a tenor, plus I can even do death metal screaming, go figure.)
-writing(Yes my grammer is horrible, but given time I can come up with a few gem's myself)
-Making Techno Music
-Extreme Movie Buff(Normally I can tell you every single person involved, who wrote the script, sometimes I'll even remember the key handgrip guy)
-Drawing
-Mending Wounds
-Soccer
-Martial arts,(Well not so much now)
-Talking out of my ass
-Animal Empathy +2
 
-Languages
-History, to an extent, I suppose
-Music - ie piano, organ, singing, mebbe a bit of accordion (although that's self-taugh).
-Shooting (à la rifle range)
 
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