What do YOU want on your tombstone?

Patton89 wrote:
graveyards are waste of space.
Also nothing is more pointless than getting something special a tombstone. Why make people waste money or waste yours ?
Just take the cheapest route.

Think of future archaeologists! Get buried you killjoy and take as much puzzling crap as you can with you. :D

Also:

'Return to sender'
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
Fuck a christian burial, I want a Viking funeral

Me too, but I doubt it would be legal to be buried on your old farm in a mound with a huge stone on top. Or burned in a big wooden ship.
In Norway there is a graveyard for heathens, I think it is supposed to be outlined with stones like a giant ship to allow for several people to be buried there.
 
Patton89 said:
graveyards are waste of space.
Also nothing is more pointless than getting something special a tombstone. Why make people waste money or waste yours ?
Just take the cheapest route.
Reminds me of a George Carlin bit on cemetaries

I think this is it:
edit: at about 2:56
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgEhLS7jZjw[/youtube]

I wonder if poor Georgie practiced what he preached...


Me too, but I doubt it would be legal to be buried on your old farm in a mound with a huge stone on top. Or burned in a big wooden ship.
If the Chinese can charge $45 a ticket to display flayed bodies of "prisoners" (read: dissidents) I don't see why I can't be torched in my 22 foot O'Day.
The registration is all payed up. :P
 
My tombstone would read "$5 million in gold buried here"

The twist being that my coffin would be filled with nerve gas.

I can't go to Hell for murder if I'm already dead!
 
"He saw the light at the end
...unfortunatly it was too late when he descovered it was a train..."
 
"
Here lies the person that are probably in either one of the two places right now:

I. Heaven with eternal peace and happiness

OR

II. Visiting all 18 levels of Hell (Yes, Chinese's believes have that many hells with different kind of tortures.)
"
 
JunWisewar said:
II. Visiting all 18 levels of Hell (Yes, Chinese's believes have that many hells with different kind of tortures.)
i'd suggest you read Dante's Divina Commedia. :)
 
Only nine hells for christians, but plenty of variety if you check out Dante.

Mickey wants:
Pornography.

Tomb of Italian mathematician Ottaviano Fabrizio Mossotti:
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Flexogirl for eternity - yeah!
 
SuAside said:
JunWisewar said:
II. Visiting all 18 levels of Hell (Yes, Chinese's believes have that many hells with different kind of tortures.)
i'd suggest you read Dante's Divina Commedia. :)

This reminds me of a pet peeve of mine: that a game is coming out called Dantes Inferno and tons of people keep refering to the Divine Comedy as "Dantes Inferno" like "Well I dout that the dude who wrote Dantes Inferno would approve". Worse yet? Listening to video game writers with f'ing english majors saying that crap.

About chinese hells: seen a movie called double vision? It has a crappy ending but the movie is great and it is kind of like an X-Files take on murders that represent the different chinese hells.
 
"Well I dout that the dude who wrote Dantes Inferno would approve".
I looove that. :lol:

When will someone do a game of Dante's Pugatory or Paradise huh?

Oh the churches already did that... :oops:
 
The concept of '18 levels of hell' started in the Tang Dynasty. The Buddhist text Jian Di Yu Jing (間地獄經) mentioned 134 worlds of hell, but was simplified to 18 levels of hell for convenience.

:lol: Apparently 134 worlds of hell unable to fit into a simple pamphlet that will be given to the newcomer of Chinese Hell....so they have cut down the list. Imagine how the sinner will cried in horror to learn there are actually 134 worlds of Hell instead of 18.


1. Chamber of Wind and Thunder – People who kill and commit heinous crimes out of greed are sent here for punishment.
2. Chamber of Grinding – Wealthy men who do no good and waste food are ground into powder in this chamber.
3. Chamber of Flames – People who steal, plunder, rob and cheat are sent here to be burnt.
4. Chamber of Ice – Children who ill-treat their parents and elders are sent here to be frozen in ice.
5. Chamber of Oil Cauldrons – Sex offenders such as rapists, lechers, adulterers are fried in oil in this chamber.
6. Chamber of Dismemberment by Sawing – Kidnappers and people who force good women into prostitution suffer the fate of being sawn in this chamber.
7. Chamber of Dismemberment by Chariot – Corrupt officials and landlords who oppress and exploit the people are dismembered by a chariot in this chamber.
8. Chamber of Mountain of Knives – People who cheat customers by earning more than they should, profiteers who jack up prices and cheat on the quality of goods are made to shed blood by climbing the mountain of knives.
9. Chamber of Tongue Ripping – Gossips who stir trouble and liars suffer the fate of having their tongues ripped out in this chamber.
10. Chamber of Pounding – Cold-blooded murderers are pounded in this chamber.
11. Chamber of Torso-severing – Scheming and ungrateful men have their torsos severed in this chamber.
12. Chamber of Scales – Crooks who oppress the innocent, people who cheat on the quality of goods and daughters-in-law who ill-treat their in-laws have hooks pierced into their body and hung upside down.
13. Chamber of Eye-gouging – Peeping toms who go around peeking and leering have their eyeballs gouged out in this chamber.
14. Chamber of Heart-digging – People with evil hearts have theirs dug out in this chamber.
15. Chamber of Disembowelment – Instigators, hypocrites and tomb-robbers have their bowels dug out in this chamber.
16. Chamber of Blood – Blasphemous crooks who show no respect to the gods suffer the fate of being skinned in this chamber.
17. Chamber of Maggots – Crooks who use loopholes in the law to cheat and engage in malpractice are being eaten alive by maggots in this chamber.
18. Chamber of Avici – Crooks who have committed heinous crimes, brought misery to the people and betrayed the ruler are placed on a platform above an inferno. The unlucky ones fall off the platform into the inferno and burn while the lucky ones remain on the platform. These spirits are never to be reincarnated.


Back to topic:

I would also like to have "Dear.archaeologist , please don't excavate me and back off. You dig?" on my tombstone.
 
I'm going to have two graves. Mine will be marked "UNKNOWN" and the one next to mine will be marked "ARCH STANTON". Or maybe I'll be in the second one and I'll put some treasure in the first one.
 
Radwaster said:
When will someone do a game of Dante's Pugatory or Paradise huh?
purgatory was pretty boring and paradise was even worse.

Radwaster said:
Oh the churches already did that... :oops:
didn't the previous pope go as far as to say that there was no hell, only purgatory (because everyone can be redeemed).
 
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