I have to get up a 6 am tomorrow.
What f****d up your day today?
- Thread starter mirdza
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I had to awake this morning.
You know those dreams in which you'd totally rather stay than wake up to reailty, even if no instant obligation waited for you? The dream was just way better than waking up. Submissive bitches, everywhere. Eh? I have those all the time.
You know those dreams in which you'd totally rather stay than wake up to reailty, even if no instant obligation waited for you? The dream was just way better than waking up. Submissive bitches, everywhere. Eh? I have those all the time.
Von Drunky
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
This chick had been leading me on all week and now shes not picking up my calls (yeah yeah you got fired, but i have needs!)
I still haven't gotten a laundry spot.
SkynetV4
Mildly Dipped
The fact I had to wake up at 4:20 AM, get ready for work+university, take a cab to a local transport hub, wasn't able to sleep on the shuttle to work because the motherfucking driver cranked the AC into Vladivostok temperature, work 9 hours then go to the university where my professor (semi-hot, older lady from Belarus) insists that the freaking class completes THE WHOLE 2 hours 15 minutes of class, so I can leave at 10 something, take 20 to 30 minutes to find a stupid cab that wants to take me home, get home around eleven, eat something microwavable and then jerk off, so I can finally ,around 11:30, fall asleep to repeat the cycle tomorrow. Plus I have to pay 40 bucks monthly to take the cabs to the transport hub, they used to pick me up at a local bus stop. My salary raise for this year will be gone and I'll be making less this year, all because the motherfucking bitch that's in charge of transportation doesn't believe that there's enough people in my bus route to justify sending a smal bus (think of a van) to my local bus stop. Not a happy camper.
Yeah, I can see why you're frustrated. Who ever wrote that stuff about masturbation being bad must be female..SkynetV4 said:
10mmCurator
Mildly Dipped
Lost my Job on Monday...
Been trying to move out of my apartment but things keep getting in the way.
Some arsewipe of a dickless puke stole my gf's purebred Yorkshire Terrier.
Gf's father hates me
Been trying to move out of my apartment but things keep getting in the way.
Some arsewipe of a dickless puke stole my gf's purebred Yorkshire Terrier.
Gf's father hates me
SkynetV4
Mildly Dipped
monsharen said:
Well, I admit I've been trying to hit on her and she doesn't seem too alienated to my advances...but with these 18 hours work days, I'm not getting much sleep, so poor little Fabs won't be up and running for that.
Regarding Jerking Off, Panamanians have a saying: The fap is not bad, it just doesn't get any respect.
Pff, nothing can fuck up MY days. They're fuckproof. 8)
Only, sometimes, the fuck tries to break through the antifuck barrier of my days so hard, it bounces off and hits my balls. Like today, when i went to make a sandwich, and broke my toenail in half when i accidentally crushed my foot with the kitchen doors. Oh well.
Only, sometimes, the fuck tries to break through the antifuck barrier of my days so hard, it bounces off and hits my balls. Like today, when i went to make a sandwich, and broke my toenail in half when i accidentally crushed my foot with the kitchen doors. Oh well.
I cut off my left index finger while slicing melons 
didn't actually hurt much nor did it spray blood everywhere which was somewhat boring...
didn't actually hurt much nor did it spray blood everywhere which was somewhat boring...
Yoshi525 said:I cut off my left index finger while slicing melons
If your index finger is as long as your neck, you should have some to spare anyway.
My damn mouse died. I should've known. My cursor went totally berzerk several times lately.
Keyboard-only navigation is a pain in the ass.
Keyboard-only navigation is a pain in the ass.
Yoshi525 sorry to hear that dude can it be reattached?
Buxbaum666 dude i feel for you it's happened to me a few times thank god that they are so cheep.
What pissed me off today was getting a butt load of spam in my Inbox and I run a spy ware detection program on my PC and getting 57 hit's last time I let my sister use my PC. Also I have run out of beer any minute now I only have 4 can's left.
Buxbaum666 dude i feel for you it's happened to me a few times thank god that they are so cheep.
What pissed me off today was getting a butt load of spam in my Inbox and I run a spy ware detection program on my PC and getting 57 hit's last time I let my sister use my PC. Also I have run out of beer any minute now I only have 4 can's left.
RUN_LIKE_HELL
Still Mildly Glowing
My creative zen vision: m is fucked up and my warranty is over.
realitiesofwar
First time out of the vault
Had to work a double shift yesterday and it was my anniversary of 8 years of being with the same person. So missed out on dinner etc to deal with shitty customers and yell at even worse employees.
Magus Zeal
First time out of the vault
This goddamn cat. We got two of them, and had them both for about 4 months now. One of them is wonderful and a very loving cat. This one's loving as well, but TOO loving. And a real pain in the ass. Every Sunday evening she goes apeshit and I'm 2 seconds away from killing her.
Well the douche that had the laundry time before mine didn't come to get his laundry or even remove the lock, and he's not home, which basically means I can't do my laundry. Not only does this fuck up the rest of the schedule for today, but it's especially annoying since I'm leaving for Stockholm tomorrow, hence need clean clothes. I'm going to drop snakes down his mail slot.
How about you just crowbar the fucking door and have it over with...
What fucked up my day is that I'm constantly and painfully reminded that I'm not getting any.
What fucked up my day is that I'm constantly and painfully reminded that I'm not getting any.