What f****d up your day today?

I just made a plaster mold from my arm and didn't use enough vaseline, so I lost "some" of my hair on my arm. It stings.

Yesterday, I got some tiny crumbs of plaster under my eyelids, when I made a mold from my face. My eyes were all red, I was dead tired, dazed and woozy all day, so I think people thought I was stoned.
 
got hit in the jaw at Krav Maga practise. (bastard gave me an uppercut using elbow)

auwtch.

but whatever, shit happens.

the sun is out, the beer is cold and it's still holidays...
 
SuAside said:
(bastard gave me an uppercut using elbow)
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always loved using elbows since i started Muay Thai.

Suaside, the sun may be shining, the beer may be cold, your jaw may be hurting, but there is always next week...

god i love blood sports


me...
 
I was in the torturing center at school trying to get help for my Statistics class and no one knew how to solve the god damn type II error beta problem. I had the stereotypical Asian and Indian chick trying to figure out the answers. Today I died a bit inside when I found out that their really not THAT smart. I mean did any of the Fallout teams have Asians or Indians in them?
 
eating a couple of ripe juicy pears at lunch time, now i have a gut ache, my farts smell like smoke (:=o (whats up with that?) and i can barely keep my arse shut :(

me...
 
The girl at the cash register in the Aldi, whom I am secretly in love with, was looking tired and unhappy. :(
 
I work at a bookstore, and I didn't buy my hardcover first edition of Cormac McCarthy's The Road when it was first released because I assumed it'd still be there when I had a bit more cash to spare. Now it's in tenth printing and every copy in existence has that harpy Oprah's name stamped on the cover.
 
It's summer outside and I've got no work to do for another two weeks. After those two weeks I go to New York for two and a half week. especially no work to be done there. When I get back, summer vacation starts...

and I have no idea what so ever what to do right now.. and it feels like I have done that already.
 
Elections in France. Had to choose between a turd sandwich and a giant douche. Voted for the douche. Turd sandwich was elected. Beginning of the end.
 
MrBumble said:
Elections in France. Had to choose between a turd sandwich and a giant douche. Voted for the douche. Turd sandwich was elected. Beginning of the end.
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so who won? Sarkozy or Royal?
 
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