What would you do incase of a nuclear attack?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Stock, Aug 26, 2006.

  1. a paper bag

    a paper bag First time out of the vault

    20
    Apr 26, 2005
    I would stay where I am, and shoot anyone who tries to go my property. I start a little garden each year; I can live on my own for a long time. And I'm far enough away from any big city to really worry. :) I might have to worry about the air currents. :x
     
  2. EyeMaster7

    EyeMaster7 A Smooth-Skin

    677
    Jan 20, 2004
    I would leave the city with my survival kit and go to my "shelter" in the countryside. Hmmm I think it's time to check it again.
     
  3. Endless Void

    Endless Void It Wandered In From the Wastes

    101
    Apr 10, 2005
    I'd probably keep on masturbatin to that girl I saw earlier that morning.
     
  4. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    I would die. Eventually. As would all of you. Fucking or no fucking. I doubt you need to nuke the entire globe to kill everything on it. I'm sure that just a couple of strategically (or unluckily) placed nukes would suffice to create a global wasteland.
     
  5. MrBumble

    MrBumble Vault Fossil

    Jan 17, 2006
    I would suddenly become a believer and I would confess...just in case...
     
  6. Loxley

    Loxley Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    911
    Apr 11, 2003
    Nuke em right back!
     
  7. Thulee

    Thulee First time out of the vault

    11
    Aug 27, 2006
    Hide in a pile of cockroaches, Cockroaches are very resistant to radiation, so it could help :? scorpions are even more resistant but they may sting me.
     
  8. Ghoullove

    Ghoullove Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    356
    Apr 16, 2006
    Cock Roaches?
     
  9. Thulee

    Thulee First time out of the vault

    11
    Aug 27, 2006
    Oops i will have to fix that.

    Yes Cockroaches can apparently survive ~20 times the amount of ionizing radiation that humans can, scorpions much much more, but they bite. I hate scorpions, thankfully they are not present in my lovely country. Except a few isolated port towns down south, but they will never spread, and if they do we can always exterminate them with high doses of radiation.
     
  10. Ghoullove

    Ghoullove Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    356
    Apr 16, 2006
    I see.

    Well then. I will go find myself some vagina roaches(hairless variety) in a southern port town and I will lie with 20 of them so that their Labia's absorb all of the ionizing radiation.

    Any hair that was on them vagina roaches would be gone thanks to the ionizing radiation.
     
  11. calculon000

    calculon000 Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Feb 10, 2004
    Calgary has such a large area for it's population, I'm guessing that my house might actually be ok if downtown was targeted.
     
  12. Jarno Mikkola

    Jarno Mikkola Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    906
    Jul 14, 2005
    I hate to tell you this, but it will be the USA that will nuke most of the countries, even on it's own it has enough fire power to kill most humen, though most will die from the after effects of such an attack.

    Well I live quite far away from a real target, but if the chain of events would make me to face a nuke attack, I would go have as much sexs as possible, then I would transfer the women to a safe place, and then go to face the pseudo-sunrise with a smile in my face. :twisted:
    ps: And burn to a crisp.