What's going to make headlines in 2006 or How the fuck did I get so old?

I was…negative 4 years old at the time. The atoms that would eventually come to make up my current body were scattered across the Earth.
 
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I was 2. Still suckling from the formulaic teet of the bottle because my mother is a weakling and said it hurt when I actually suckled.
 
God damn you kids make me feel old. I was 16 and was on the buss when we heard it on the radio. I posted some post on the forum as nic incognito if i do not remember wrong, in odins days.
 
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