Which celebrity would you bang

Skelok

Mad Man with a Mad Plan
The age old question with many good answers. I'm sure we've all thought about it. Bonus points for posting a picture.

I'll start - Anna Kendrick

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I dunno it depends I only ever meet like one celebrity and they was't female. I guess I have meet like a few more 'Celebs' but yeah they was't to famous and also I didn't really talk with them. So therefore I can't really comment. I really would't recommend dating celebs either escapily if your not. I mean they will be rich and famous and you be you. Maybe thats a good thing I don't. I think it be hard to really comment how really who you would have a realtionship with if you never meet them because trust me they probably pretty bland and like everything their own way not talking about all but most would be use to it. Also don't forget about the looks when ever you see celebs their all make up photo shoots and photo shop ; They don't look as good in real life so just remember that !

Moral of the story just because you famous does make you good at sexual relationships
 
Famke is just cheating, tbh.

Bond villainess, X-woman, AND a vampire.

It's an impressive litany.

I dunno it depends I only ever meet like one celebrity and they was't female. I guess I have meet like a few more 'Celebs' but yeah they was't to famous and also I didn't really talk with them. So therefore I can't really comment. I really would't recommend dating celebs either escapily if your not. I mean they will be rich and famous and you be you. Maybe thats a good thing I don't. I think it be hard to really comment how really who you would have a realtionship with if you never meet them because trust me they probably pretty bland and like everything their own way not talking about all but most would be use to it. Also don't forget about the looks when ever you see celebs their all make up photo shoots and photo shop ; They don't look as good in real life so just remember that !

Moral of the story just because you famous does make you good at sexual relationships

Odd fact, Ashley Judd used to be my babysitter.

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My brother used to date Miley Cyrus' mom.
 
a lot. off the top of my head
  • scarlette johannsen
  • ryan Reynolds
  • adrien brody
  • ellen page
  • lea Thompson (as her character from howard the duck)
  • jody foster
  • Kerry Washington
  • Bradley Cooper
  • Rosario dawson
  • Helena Bonham carter (she looks amazing in Victorian dress and tbh she didn't look half bad as an ape in that awful planet of the apes remake from 2001)
  • ally sheedy and molly ringwald circa 1980s
 
What? Seriously? Give us the details. She has a nice face/body.

You're like some 'Joe Hollywood'-type individual.

Actually, it's more hilariously I live in the tiny tiny Kentucky town and its neighborhood which both Cyrus and the Judds are from.
 
No one. They all ugly as nuclear war survivors without makeup.
 
Any reason to boost my already swelling post count. I always wanted to fuck the shit out of Elisha Cuthbert.

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My ex got real pissed when right before I deployed I had a pic of this bitch on my PSP. Should have dumped the bitch right then. No one fucks with my wallpaper.
 
judgemental much? you too good for someone who aint perfect?
FITE ME!
No, just your first world celebs are second hand merchandise. Though yeah, I was judgemental much, wrong times. Just wait for judgemental day, Graves.

I'd bang Milla, but Phipps was faster.
 
Eva Green is really hot, Ania Bukstein is the absolute feminine perfection for me (with Roni Dalumi. I also had a crush on Mili Avital when I was a kid, guess I have a thing for middle eastern girls) but it everything was possible, and if I could timetravel, I would have picked Sigourney Weaver when she was playing Ellen Ripley.
 
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