You Are Empty E3 impressions

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You Are Empty, the alternative-timeline Soviet FPS shooter from 1C, was shown again at this years E3. From reports of Gamespot and IGN PC, the long-running production game is shaping up rather well. From GameSpot:<blockquote>You Are Empty takes place in a 1950s-era Soviet Union, in an alternate history timeline that's seen the USSR become the only world superpower. Apparently not appeased by their world domination, Soviet scientists begin experimenting with genetic mutation, attempting to create superhuman Communists to spread the joyous revolution throughout the world. After developing a unique kind of "psycho ray" that can influence the minds of numerous people simultaneously, they lose control of their creation, and entire towns eventually become overrun by mutants and supermonsters. Your character is dropped into the middle of the mess and has to chop through numerous wacky enemies, such as asylum inmates, mutated firemen, and even ballet dancers, to find out what the heck is going on.

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It's still a bit too early to call You Are Empty the next big thing, but we're hoping that the developers can emphasize some of the humor that they seem to be working into the title to avoid having it be just another find-the-key FPS. We'll have more on the game as it shapes up, so stay tuned to GameSpot.</blockquote>The game is not post-apocalyptic and a FPS, so we won't be following it regularly, though its look and feel have an excellent PA spirit to them. But I do want to take this opportunity to agree with our colleagues at DaC that communist zombies are probably the coolest thing since pirate ninjas.

Link: YAE E3 preview on Gamespot
Link: YAE E3 preview on IGN PC

Spotted at DaC
 
Great, a first person shooter, and with a shitty story to boot. This newsbit is about as intriguing as pope Benedict's sex life.

*yawn*
 
Ratty said:
Great, a first person shooter, and with a shitty story to boot. This newsbit is about as intriguing as pope Benedict's sex life.

...You do realise he lived in a house with two nuns for the last 27 years, right?

Oh, the man gets the necessary bootah, man. You better believe it.
 
You really have to love the 'Welcome to Communism!" sign they post on their front page. It made me feel all nice and warm inside.
 
Too bad a great ideal like zombie communists is used in a Painkiller clone. Don't get me wrong, Painkiller is not too bad, but come on, zombie communists should have been used on something better.
 
Have you guys even seen screens from this game?
its nothing like wolfenstein or any other game out there today.
 
st0lve said:
Have you guys even seen screens from this game?
its nothing like wolfenstein or any other game out there today.


Yes I have seen the pics, but the story sounds like WOLFENSTEIN in a way. Sue me.
 
Alternative history and retro futuristic games should be covered the same way as PA games, in my view.
 
Except when they are, or at least appear to be, mediocre first person shooters. Honestly, we should uphold some standards here.
 
Though it seems lame I suppose they could salvage the game a bit if they make it out to be a comedy or parody under the circumstances.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

P.S.

What has the Commissar to say about this?
 
Silencer said:
Dude FTR, that's some lousy sex you must've gotten.

Even *I* feel sorry for you.

;)

Fuck if I remember posting that. And it's only been two years. :roll: Lousy joke it was. :roll:



It's not true anymore, though.

So yeah... sorry, communism.
 
Ratty said:
This newsbit is about as intriguing as pope Benedict's sex life.

Ah, so you know too? Don't spread the word, the Vatican is guarding that secret with all means possible.

They're watching us as we speak, from their IT bunker...
 
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