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Can we ban old ladies from owning dogs?
zegh8578
zegh8578
Old men too, to be fair - the only time I was bitten by a dog, was when an old man just blocked my path with his dog, looking scared and demented, and his dog attacked me for then to immediately let go of me; even the dog understood I was harmless, while this old fuck just has his dog attack everybody
zegh8578
zegh8578
I always wonder - what if I were a kid on a tricycle?
WELL, last year or year before, some old fuckin ladies brought their two little fuckin terriers to a family gathering, and I love this: They barely welcomed them inside, before the two dog launched for the nearest toddler, and ripped him apart; ripped the baby into separate pieces, in front of the screaming family
zegh8578
zegh8578
I love that story so much, I love imagining it

the emotional weight on grandma, for the rest of what little she has to live, of her rabid terrier ripping her grand-child literally limb from limb, blood, guts and muscle-mass everywhere

she fucking deserved it
Wtf, territorial clashes between Thailand and Cambodia; both sides deny inciting aggression
zegh8578
zegh8578
Cambodian response was markedly more pointed - "come on then Thailand!? You want some!? Invade us! Invade us motherfucker!!!"
There's giant cumululus clusters on the horizon, some looking like hydrogen bombs

plz a little rain
i made my idea of a Bard character in New Vegas. It's rough, but i think ive kinda nailed it
lol i guess stephen king is on the list
SquidWard
SquidWard
Saw that too. Dude crumbled under absolutely zero pressure to just keep his mouth shut.
zegh8578
zegh8578
and like, presenting documentation as an "easter bunny santa claus" type thing so ridiculous, when we all understand that documenting participation is _the point_ of inviting them there; not only would there be a list but it should be extensively detailed.
I can only imagine not being filmed as some sort of "top tier" - but theres no way to not get on the list, it's the entire purpose of the endevour.
Why have the badges changed colour? Why are Orderites now Yellow instead of Pink? Why are Admins a darker shade of Red? Why is there a transparency?
Jogre
Jogre
I prefer the old badges. They looked nicer to look at.
CrimsonRose
CrimsonRose
Some of us requested the pink badges back but pink is not a default banner color and Plan couldn't figure it out. So we are dehydrated piss yellow. I prefer the pink.
SquidWard
SquidWard
I blame Joe
Hye, how's it going? Have things finally calmed down for you and your kin?
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Serge 13
Serge 13
A little. I'm doing ok but I really can't find the time or motivation to post anything online. That and most of the times, the VPN doesn't work so I don't have full access to the internet.
Resardiv
Resardiv
Man, that sucks. Well, do take care and get back to us when you feel like it. How spotty is the vpn access?
Aww, the seagull that hates me pooped all casually on the ground, from a perch, next to me, without trying to shit ON me!
zegh8578
zegh8578
As with any wildlife, the key to understanding, is persistent communication - as well as unhinged hostility from time to time.

We all share in this emotional existence.
CrimsonRose
CrimsonRose
I had a seagull steal my bag of chips when I was at the beach one year. The bag wasn't even open. Thieving little fuckers.
zegh8578
zegh8578
I tried to *give* a young (but enormous) seagull some leftover sandwich, to the point of pushing it against its beak.
As soon as I gave up, and dropped the food, it snatched it and flew away; they literally cannot comprehend *not* stealing.
"A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for a petty distinction. You must speak to the bawls in order to electrify him." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Mr House be like "The Brotherhood of Steel are a Terrorist Group basically. The reason I say this despite being a post-apocalyptic warlord is because I know the player is living through the 2000s-2010s War on Terror and this term will therefore be more impactful to them."
Jogre
Jogre
Like, IDK, maybe I'm wrong, but I kinda think if you're in a world with Warlords and City States and roving gangs of raiders, the word "Terrorist" kinda becomes meaningless.
The Xbox showcase was also fucking awful. What the fuck. Did they announce that Silksong would release as an aside to their Steam Deck clone?
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