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There's an egg-ad that just drops "up untill now we've been killing millions of male baby chickens" before happily pivoting to "we're going to stop doing that!"
zegh8578
zegh8578
Just a weird thing to bring up in the ad, just say "mmm eggs" or something.
Aurelius Of Phoenix
Aurelius Of Phoenix
Does that mean they are going to stop making eggs? Maybe it's a creative going out of business sign.
zegh8578
zegh8578
It's a global trend of moving away from the baby-chicken roller-grinder (a routine implementation that nobody wants to think about, cus it's baby chickens thrown in a roller-grinder), mostly cus people started wisening up about the roller-grinder.
Now they're gonna lazor the eggs, determine its gender, and dispose of the male eggs before they hatch; by throwing them into the roller-grinder I assume.
I'mma'na need grandma to stop telling me to "throb".
Mr Fish
Mr Fish
There you go projecting again. :seriouslyno:
JoMc
JoMc
I doubt that highly. I am the most glowy glow fucker that glows. If someone wanted me to be a pedo, i'd be convicted by now. However no I am not a pedo. In fact, I fucked your grandma last night.
Mr Fish
Mr Fish
You like your corpses aged like fine wine huh?
Kinda crazy that new vegas is the only fallout game that actively features a war between nations in its story.
My new magpies are gangster magpies, but I still love them. They are slowly coming to understand my role as amicable, although they are still on edge (stupid idiots)
zegh8578
zegh8578
On my way to the store in the old neighborhood, with all the raspberry yards and plums and shit, the hillbilly magpies will sit 2 feet from me, and shrug "hi!" and I go "hi buddy!"
zegh8578
zegh8578
these here are just block row gangster magpies, illiterate morons
lol wtf I wish I could reply to ads, like - testosteron? are you kidding me? you fucking insult me to my face, then want my patronage? also - lol @ advertising testosteron, then using a dickless ken-doll CG model to show the results.
There's an ad on tv showing a fancy smart stove, with a vent right next to the frying pans, ON the stove top - sucking air down! Is that smart?
zegh8578
zegh8578
I struggle to imagine the feasability of the gaping vent ON the stove surface
Morgan_
Morgan_
Sounds like a startup grift. Maybe the vent doubles as a food waste processor. Just pour the pan oil in afterwards.
zegh8578
zegh8578
it must be a joy to clean
Stockholm metro system is ridiculously efficient, it took me three days to get utterly spoiled, where a 4 minute wait felt like an assault on my freedom of movement.
zegh8578
zegh8578
Btw, I can order a coke - in Norwegian - in Germany, "en kola" but in Sweden I always have to repeat myself, "ahem - en kåååla :0"
zegh8578
zegh8578
Since gf works at Scandic hotels, she gets discounts at other Scandics; in Stockholm we got a view to the garbage cans, a bed that rattled rythmically (by itself) and no minibar.
In Bergen they left her a personalized greeting card and a fruit tray. They are not very consistent!
zegh8578
zegh8578
I like that I was able to converse with the Danish receptionist, in Copen because he spoke Danish, and I spoke Trønder. We fought on equal ground.
17 degrees during the night, a week into september, 500 km from the Arctic circle is normal.
People would always catch a tan in September, in Norway, as they did today.
zegh8578
zegh8578
It was always normal for me to go get groceries with short pants and a t-shirt during early autumn, in Norway, it was always perfectly normal.

Summer in Norway always extended until October, and possibly beyond. It's fine!

IT's FINE, I'm not sarcastic at all, it's normal.
zegh8578
zegh8578
By the way, we had 30 degrees mid-may. That is what Greece usually experience mid-August, BUT IT'S NORMAL FOR MAY IN NORWAY!

Shut up, it was always normal.
zegh8578
zegh8578
Anyone who knows anything about mid-may in Norway, knows that 17th of may is FAMOUS for not only not being rainy and chilly, but actually having august greece sun. You know it's true.

Obv, 17th is when we celebrate our independence day, as you OBVIOUSLY knew, you well journeyed person you!
Every now and again I bite the bullet and go to Reddit for some Fallout discussion only for my post to be scrubbed by mods because I didn't capitalize a letter or whatever stupid fucking technicality their mods spaz over.
Bought scallops, most expensive in the store, cus I'm tired of garbage scams, aaand, they turned out to have been injected with water, and they are a garbage scam.
zegh8578
zegh8578
All the fish I buy is weight-inflated with water, all the meat I buy just melt into a pool of fucking water, I'm so done with it...
Aurelius Of Phoenix
Aurelius Of Phoenix
My crackerjacks disappear after I eat them...
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