Generic Birthday thread (they ALL go in here)

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Ugly John, May 21, 2004.

  1. Millim

    Millim What the fuck is this for a shit?!

    Oct 13, 2010
    It was fun while it lasted but Vergil always gets laid.
     
  2. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Well as long as you can please others it doesn't matter how well endowed or not you are as long as it's not micro sized.
    I remember a friend who wasn't well endowed at all(he was depantsed in the middle of a skating rink in front of tons of people) and yet he still got women(even though to be fair they liked to sleep around with random guys on a regular basis going by how they only needed dick picks and nothing else before sleeping around and the fact that one of them gave him herpes :lol:). Anyways what kind of cake are you getting?
     
  3. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    Uhhh I was talking about the porn industry. Ain't about pleasing its about how good shit looks on camera.

    Probably vannila.
     
  4. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    If you can't satisfy the person you're supposed in a porn video with then it's not going to look very good either.
     
  5. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Half-way Through My Half-life

    Sep 17, 2016
    Happy B-Day
     
  6. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...I Remember...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Like I said, you cute. Could star as a young rascal who gets picked up by a big burly police officer who gives you a choice between a ride to the station and a ride upon his big dick.

    Anyway, happy birthday, you're growing up. Soon you'll see how miserable adulthood is and how your youth fades away far too fast for comfort and the loving embrace of death will seem all the more alluring.
     
  7. Jogre

    Jogre It's all JO'Ger now

    Oct 25, 2015
    Perhaps Caesar doesn't want to have an heir just yet, and will wait until he has taken over Vegas, and then he'll procreate.
     
  8. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    Can't be much worse than my childhood. Hell at least I now posses the power to actually fix my life.
     
  9. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    ...and screw it up if you happen to make mistakes. Adulthood isn't all it's cracked up to be, it's quite miserable.
     
  10. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    Well at least I'll be the one fucking it up this time. That alone is a plus.
     
  11. a721402

    a721402 Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Mar 29, 2016
    But even in adulthood, other people's mistake could still get you into trouble, even you done nothing wrong in the whole time.
     
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  12. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    I know. that's the shit happened to me my whole childhood. I'm not dumb you guys. Must you be so patronizing?
     
  13. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    Hello all,

    Today (well technically yesterday October 23th) was my birthday. I am a little late with posting this message as I had a rather busy day and had a rather lousy night before that, so I was rather tired of all the activity and wanted to sleep for a while.

    I am thirty-seven now though I honestly still feel that I am in my twenties mentally. In some ways that is even somewhat frustrating as I had hoped that I would be able to deal with certain subjects and personal relations better over the years, getting some experience of wisdom that would help me get easier through life.
    Sadly that hasn't come yet. (well it doesn't help when you sit most of the time at home due to lack of work or hobbies that take you outside)

    My family came by today, my brother, my sister-in-law, and my sister to celebrate my birthday. I usually tend to ask for useful things when my family wants to give me something for my birthday (I buy the stuff I like myself so this is easier) so they got me a new bed and a new couch as my previous ones had pretty much reached the end of their usefulness.
    The new couch and new bed are very nice but it is a little getting used to that the bed is a lot higher than my old one, I still worry that I might accidentally drop off if I start to roll around during sleep.

    I also have been hearing from my internet contacts and some have asked me if I would like to have a book or a game for my birthday. I have not decided yet what I would really like to ask for. (well probably a book on drawing exercises)

    What I would really like to wish for this year other than drawing talent and finally be able to focus on accomplishing my goals and dreams? Well for one I would really like to get over that damn depression and bouts of existential fear that I have been having since last year November, and finally get over the train travel phobia which I was cured of last year but came back with a vengeance this year. (probably because of the depression)

    I really hope that in this coming year I will be able to get a job/employment, and determine for myself what I would really like to do for a living, even if just for a couple of years. A real income would be nice and it would take my mind of a lot of worries I keep running in my head such as being able to pay rising costs of living.

    Well that is it for me, I am looking online right now on what I would like to buy for myself and I am a little bit sick of eating left over birthday cake and fries with minced meat sausages.


    Edit: this is also the reason why I am late with the review. I have not forgotten about it but I still have not heard from a few participants regarding their addition to it.
     
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  14. a721402

    a721402 Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Mar 29, 2016
    Happy birthday yesterday? Or should I say happy yesterday birthday?
     
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  15. cordelionreaver

    cordelionreaver Still Mildly Glowing

    Nov 29, 2015
    Happy late birthday.
     
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  16. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Then feel embarrassed about it afterwards.

    Nah, I thought like you at first until all the bullshit that comes with adulthood. Then I found out how dreadful it was. Also getting in trouble when you didn't do anything wrong can happen and when that happens it's even worse then having that happen as a teen or kid.
     
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  17. Risewild

    Risewild Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    Happy 37th! :drunk:
     
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  18. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Dark side in da houssah

    Nov 22, 2009
    Happy B.D. Remember, best things in life are free. Go outside for a jog, bike ride, go to the sea side, for a walk in the park. I'm sure over in Netherland you have nice weather so enjoy that stuff.
     
  19. R.Graves

    R.Graves Functionally Defective

    Apr 21, 2016
    1. I've literally never been embaraased in my life. Don't care enough to be embarrassed.

    2. My shiy gets stolen all the time because mom can't keep her trash out of the house. Hell at least once I'm by myself I ain't gotta deal with all this domestic violence BS anymore. Its just a nuisance at this point.

    Why are you guys trying to ruin this so hard?
     
  20. CT Phipps

    CT Phipps Half-way Through My Half-life

    Sep 17, 2016
    happy birthday!
     
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