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  1. KingArthur
    KingArthur
    “Genghis Khan” and “Stacey’s Mom” have the same number of syllables. You’re welcome.
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    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      hitting the bong?
      Jan 22, 2020 at 2:06 AM
  2. ironmask
    ironmask
    I was supposed to get the hyperion books today and instead got the mars trilogy again. That's ebay for you.
  3. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    I should really start writing again
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    2. The Dutch Ghost
      The Dutch Ghost
      I am an on and off writer myself, very occasionally I can focus for hours on writing but on the opposite suffer long periods that I can barely put a single sentence on paper or the screen.
      Jan 21, 2020 at 7:23 PM
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    3. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Yukondewit
      Jan 22, 2020 at 4:36 AM
  4. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD
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    3. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      her dick is bigger than yours though
      Jan 22, 2020 at 2:07 AM
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    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      God I hope so
      Jan 22, 2020 at 2:09 AM
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    5. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I wanna revive the “Nope, it’s just Chuck Testa” meme for times like these.
      Jan 22, 2020 at 4:36 AM
  5. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Darkest Dungeon gave me a thing for plague doctors. Nice
    1. Hassknecht
      Hassknecht
      Jan 21, 2020 at 7:30 AM
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    2. Alphons
      Alphons
      Jan 21, 2020 at 8:01 AM
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    3. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Actually check out Hass’s band, they’re great.

      Shameless plug over.
      Jan 22, 2020 at 12:18 AM
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  6. KingArthur
    KingArthur
    I knew someone who used to defend the inability to kill civilians in AC IV. Like oh yeah, Edward Kenway is one of those GOOD criminals.
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    2. TheOtherManInTheRoom
      TheOtherManInTheRoom
      In the first game you can kill civilians after the game ends. Perfect reward.
      Jan 21, 2020 at 6:30 AM
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    3. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Yeah but then you had to play through all of Assassin's Creed and then play it even more.
      Jan 21, 2020 at 3:57 PM
    4. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I suspect it’s so you can actually use shrapnel grenades in-game without being desynchronized.
      Jan 22, 2020 at 12:10 AM
  7. alec
    alec
    Heavy rainfall extinguishes Australian bush fires but billions of insects drown. Russell Crowe donates $1 million to relight fires.
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    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Mick Taylor gonna be huntin' good tonight, boy!
      Jan 20, 2020 at 1:22 AM
  8. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Metro 2033 is a good game. It's an even better book though. I hope 2035 is as good a book as Exodus is a game.
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    3. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      I played all the games and I think Exodus is pretty good. Just don't expect an open world game because I thought they made it in to one. It has more exploration than the previous games though, but's done pretty well in my opinion. I think if you liked the previous games you will like this one too.
      Jan 18, 2020 at 10:05 PM
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    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Crni, I've already played the games. All of them. I'm gonna skip over 2034 because it's not part of Artyom's story and head straight to 2035 ASAP
      Jan 19, 2020 at 12:15 AM
    5. Alphons
      Alphons
      2034 has a really interesting main character as far as Metro Universe goes, but the main conflict didn't work for me at all. I'd still recommend reading it later.
      Jan 19, 2020 at 12:50 AM
  9. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    I feel slightly less like shit. Maybe this time I'll try for a guy.
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    3. Alphons
      Alphons
      I mean, experience with "spears" would be "handy" for a "hoplite", amirite?
      Jan 18, 2020 at 3:23 PM
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    4. Eshanas
      Eshanas
      Get yourself a nice twink or ex-twink. But in the end what matters is heart. Go for the heart.
      Jan 20, 2020 at 4:15 PM
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    5. alec
      alec
      You'll need a wooden stake for that. And a hammer to drive the stake through his heart. Act quickly and without hesitation, 'cause if he knows what you're up to, it's already too late.
      Jan 21, 2020 at 2:14 PM
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  10. ironmask
    ironmask
    Christopher Tolkien just passed away today. RIP.
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    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      It was a couple days ago, but yes RIP
      Jan 17, 2020 at 5:33 PM
  11. KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Bigelow Constant Comment uses the fucking rind of the orange in its recipe. Unsurprisingly, it’s goddamn disgusting.
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    3. alec
      alec
      Zest? How is zest disgusting? It's fucking delicious. They use lemon and orange zest in all sorts of desserts, some of which you've probably eaten without noticing it. The earliest candy was made with zest (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0nnskSkwk). Grow some balls and enjoy the zest, gawddammit!
      Jan 17, 2020 at 4:25 PM
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    4. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      alec is right. It's used in a lot of things. And like many bitter things, the bitterness doesn't taste the same once you're used to tasting it. Anything lacking sweeteners that has caffeine is usually bitter until you get used to it. A lot of alcohol also has a bit of an acquired taste to it. The stronger ones take longer to grow accustom to of course.
      Jan 17, 2020 at 5:38 PM
    5. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Ok that’s all cool and good but I think I’ll just have an oolong.
      Jan 18, 2020 at 12:18 AM
  12. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    That last Smash DLC fighter was a complete wet fart of a pick.
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    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Another swordsman too. Not a single ranged character in the pass.
      Well, still more value than the actual Fire Emblem THree Houses DLC.
      Jan 16, 2020 at 7:06 PM
    4. Norzan
      Norzan
      Hilarious that the video on youtube of Sakurai showcasing the character has 60% likes and 40% dislikes. People are clearly getting tired of Fire Emblem characters, specially the swordsman variant.
      Jan 17, 2020 at 3:43 AM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      They should've released this one before Banjo or Terry, so that they would close the Fighter Pass something exciting and leave the underwhelming pock for the middle. Would probably reduce the negative responsa a bit.
      Jan 17, 2020 at 12:11 PM
  13. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Persona Social Links need to be half as long.
  14. Eshanas
    Eshanas
    DOOM Eternal feels off. Is it the whole art direction? Everything feels so...bumpy? And the enemies...eh. Something's off to me.
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    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Mirror's Edge? What the shit?
      Jan 15, 2020
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    3. Eshanas
      Eshanas
      There was a 'prequel'/Reboot, Cataclysm. It bungled *everything*.
      Jan 16, 2020 at 12:47 AM
    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      For me the newer Xcoms don't really capture the atmosphere or horror of the original. Xcom 2 when all was said and done felt really bloated feature wise filled with unneeded fluff instead of focusing on the core gameplay and premise. Both games tried to be cinematic which got annoying quickly. So many cut scenes and the characters would not shut the fuck up.
      Jan 16, 2020 at 3:47 PM
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  15. CerberusGate
    CerberusGate
    I would like to meet the backer responsible for the Deal with the Devil quest so that I can punch them for such a horrid quest in the game.
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  16. Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Girlfriend dumped me. I feel like shit
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    3. alec
      alec
      So that emotional drivel "actually really helped", but when I try to talk some sense into you, you ask me to stop. Hah. I have a feeling that someone isn't being as appreciative as he could be. And that's probably why you got dumped in the first place: you're a meanie. I hope your girl is having the time of her life working all those black dicks. She's finally free and happy. Meanie!
      Jan 17, 2020 at 2:51 PM
    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Alec, this was a girl I planned a future with. That's a situation I'd rather not think about, if you'd please. I appreciate your attempts.
      Jan 17, 2020 at 4:38 PM
    5. alec
      alec
      This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry, it's just too easy. But seriously: you're 17. You don't plan a future with a girlfriend when you're 17, that's absurd. Do that when you're nearing 30. When you're 17 you just fuck them and when they say 'adios', you accept it as an opportunity to look for a different pussy.
      Jan 17, 2020 at 5:26 PM
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  17. MutantScalper
    MutantScalper
    You walk on ice and slip. It's fun. Try it.
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  18. Dragula
    Dragula
    Update your status...
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    2. Yamu
      Yamu
      I would, but I did it the one time and it's never stopped being applicable.
      Jan 14, 2020
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    3. Dragula
      Dragula
      Tbh it should be "Update your journal" instead. That would be much cooler.
      Jan 14, 2020
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  19. McRae
    McRae
    nope.
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    3. The Dopamine Cleric
      Jan 13, 2020
    4. alec
      alec
      Jebus Christ!
      Jan 13, 2020
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    5. Dragula
      Dragula
      Oui
      Jan 13, 2020
  20. CerberusGate
    CerberusGate
    Got into Pathfinder: Kingmaker. Been at it for a while but it still feels like there's more to it. Liking that feeling a lot.
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