(1) Drew Gooden is really funny.
(2) 'Prometheus' and 'Alien Covenant' are really enjoyable sci-fi movies, but it's only because of David.
(3) Vagina really smells bad. I mean, like, my cock and balls can really smell bad, we've been over this before, it's because of the goddamn skintight underwear, but I am getting rid of that shit, but vagina, come on, man, that tunnel of love can smell so bad, so bad bad bad, that I kind of start to understand why someone like
@Serge 13 would molest boys on a daily basis instead of raping blonde haram Western bitches like his brothers do once we let them into our country. I still think it's fucking sick as fuck and we should ban that boyfucker who probably also rapes his cats, but let's just say that I smelled some pussy yesterday and I declined. I never decline pussy. But I did. And it was all because of the horrible smell. Well, and those small particles of toilet paper that were stuck between them tent flaps. 'Cause, really, what the fuck? Learn to wipe properly. But yeah, exes, don't do it, just don't. They're rotting. And you can smell it.
(4) God exists, but she hides in your poop, so you never see her because if you looked for her, you'd be covered in your poop, which is sick. Except for ...
(5) Two Girls One Cup. Was hot. Admit it. I can not be the only normal guy who jacked off to that shit and came so hard that there was blood in my cum.
Alright, that's pretty much all the sick shit I could come up with today. Time to take my meds and a much needed nap. Thank you. See you tomorrow. And ban Serge.