Unpopular Opinion and Discussion thread

[Serge 13]

I consider you sub-human, so my misanthropy does not pose a problem when I "socialize" with you.

So how are the cats doing?

Cats? They aren't for peasants. Piss off and write another useless book that nobody reads.

Also, you look like shit.

 

[SquidWard]

They gonna fuck ain't they

 

[TheGM]

It's gonna be one of those angry fucks too. gonna look like Godzilla vs King Kong with all the collateral damage.

 

[alec]

Cats? They aren't for peasants. Piss off and write another useless book that nobody reads.

Also, you look like shit.

It just very very recently sold out, so the publisher is considering a second printing. It is considered my best work so far, didn't get a single bad review and spent 6 weeks in the book top ten, going as high as number 4, a rare thing for a book of poetry.

And if I look like shit, then a lot of women are into scat. I knew you were shallow, but I didn't know you judge a book by its cover. Good for you, though. And hey: I know I'm not a model, but I honestly think I age pretty well. 'Cause that's what half a century does to a human being. I wear every wrinkle and scar with pride, though. Like a real man does.

So, for the billionth time, how are your cats doing, catlady?