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    It's so wild that Chris Watts had to strangle his daughter twice, and then he had a stress poop in the bushes, outside his work-place
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    I only ever saw one dino-nerd on Twitter who posted something like "guys I'm not that into the Jurassic Park movies" and I felt so bad for him
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    I also am up to here with the JP-franchise, but I have like 100 followers, he had thousands and thousands, and even with my 100 I was always a bit nervous about disparaging these films, and incur a pile-on or something.
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    I miss 90s and early 2000s MTV
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    I miss the 90s in general.
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    Someone somewhere commented to the effect of - the robots in the Matrix really knew best, when they selected 1999 as the era to trap all of humanity, and lull us into a false peace. Ofc it varies from place to place, but if you're a westerner, late 90s, early 2000s are essentially heaven on earth.
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    This is also the era that South Park anchors virtually all of their status-quo-loving conservativism, and I struggle to disagree.
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    I often think of people describing scientists as "ivory tower" types, and just now i asked a dino-question, and got 2 highly respected researchers to respond
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    and in case you wondered, I asked wtf is the difference between Triceratops horridus and Triceratops prorsus, cus every answer seems to be "nose horn thickness" but that's biologically insignificant, and it always bothered me.

    Turns out the answer was "nose horn thickness, but also some other skull details, that are much more significant" *pictures* COOL! Love that!
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    The "ivory tower" perception (I think) comes from people who approach these topics in a similar way as flat earthers when talking to scientists. Dime a dozen response from the scientists view.
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    Patience was worn thin years ago.
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    Watching story after story about X-mas eve family-annihilation events, where perp (usually dad) kills everybody dressed as Santa Claus
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    Such a specific genre of tragedy, as well as... you know... dark comedic gold, *chim chim chim* meeeerry christmas, hooo, hooo, hooo; *KA-CHIK!*
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    I also got a soft spot for the tragedy sub genre of rich dad takes entire family up in the propellar plane, and then dives and crashes everybody to death, usually due to arrogant incompetence
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    I have a soft spot for stories of amateur pilots, crashing their entire families for birthday
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    Some American is telling me Norway is flowing over with the homeless, after misunderstanding how to sort a list on Wikipedia by number instead of alphabetical order
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    It's usually the confidence that gets me - "no, no, let me explain to you once again, what you're seeing out your window right now!"
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    They're programmed differently over there.
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    Norway, Sweden, What's the difference - Duke Nukem
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    Shit, I tried to cheer an incel up, and now I'm getting tons of sad replies about how nothing ever works.
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    Youtube is giving me "gay tests", and I can't understand the type of person who goes "hmmm I wonder... " then five mins later "cocks it is then!"
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    *why am I getting this*
    Location and time of day

    It's usually that and giant-boobed milfs in your area.
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    "location and time of day" is depressing, when the go to is either "huge mom boobs" or "might I be gay?"
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    I think I'll be limiting all my Youtube use to vids of people playing instruments for animals.
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    If a youtube video about a subject looks interesting, I wiki the subject, and read about it instead. Way quicker, no stupid "ominous music" or nasal narrations.
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    There's an egg-ad that just drops "up untill now we've been killing millions of male baby chickens" before happily pivoting to "we're going to stop doing that!"
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    Just a weird thing to bring up in the ad, just say "mmm eggs" or something.
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    Does that mean they are going to stop making eggs? Maybe it's a creative going out of business sign.
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    It's a global trend of moving away from the baby-chicken roller-grinder (a routine implementation that nobody wants to think about, cus it's baby chickens thrown in a roller-grinder), mostly cus people started wisening up about the roller-grinder.
    Now they're gonna lazor the eggs, determine its gender, and dispose of the male eggs before they hatch; by throwing them into the roller-grinder I assume.
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    My new magpies are gangster magpies, but I still love them. They are slowly coming to understand my role as amicable, although they are still on edge (stupid idiots)
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    On my way to the store in the old neighborhood, with all the raspberry yards and plums and shit, the hillbilly magpies will sit 2 feet from me, and shrug "hi!" and I go "hi buddy!"
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    these here are just block row gangster magpies, illiterate morons
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    lol wtf I wish I could reply to ads, like - testosteron? are you kidding me? you fucking insult me to my face, then want my patronage? also - lol @ advertising testosteron, then using a dickless ken-doll CG model to show the results.
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    There's an ad on tv showing a fancy smart stove, with a vent right next to the frying pans, ON the stove top - sucking air down! Is that smart?
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    I struggle to imagine the feasability of the gaping vent ON the stove surface
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    Sounds like a startup grift. Maybe the vent doubles as a food waste processor. Just pour the pan oil in afterwards.
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    it must be a joy to clean
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    Stockholm metro system is ridiculously efficient, it took me three days to get utterly spoiled, where a 4 minute wait felt like an assault on my freedom of movement.
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    Btw, I can order a coke - in Norwegian - in Germany, "en kola" but in Sweden I always have to repeat myself, "ahem - en kåååla :0"
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    Since gf works at Scandic hotels, she gets discounts at other Scandics; in Stockholm we got a view to the garbage cans, a bed that rattled rythmically (by itself) and no minibar.
    In Bergen they left her a personalized greeting card and a fruit tray. They are not very consistent!
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    I like that I was able to converse with the Danish receptionist, in Copen because he spoke Danish, and I spoke Trønder. We fought on equal ground.
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