A A alec Oct 13, 2016 Man, vaginas can really reek. It's like that Bean Boozled challenge: sometimes it tastes like watermelon, sometimes it tastes like boogers.
Man, vaginas can really reek. It's like that Bean Boozled challenge: sometimes it tastes like watermelon, sometimes it tastes like boogers.
A A alec Sep 16, 2016 Quaffer Man, Quaffer Man/does whatever a Quaffer Man can./Can he quaffer in your mouth?/Yes, he can 'cause he's the man!
Quaffer Man, Quaffer Man/does whatever a Quaffer Man can./Can he quaffer in your mouth?/Yes, he can 'cause he's the man!
A A alec Sep 14, 2016 Mr Googly/bring me some cream/make it the stickiest that I've ever seen/gimme your teat and gimme your quaffer/it'll be like a dirty shower
Mr Googly/bring me some cream/make it the stickiest that I've ever seen/gimme your teat and gimme your quaffer/it'll be like a dirty shower
A A alec Sep 14, 2016 Anyone aching for some fresh quaffer? Anyone wanna milk my hairy udder? PM me your stats and a dickpic and maybe we can meet.
Anyone aching for some fresh quaffer? Anyone wanna milk my hairy udder? PM me your stats and a dickpic and maybe we can meet.
A A alec Sep 14, 2016 So ... Anyone been to Syria lately? I hear all the men have left so it should be pretty easy to score some pussy over there.
So ... Anyone been to Syria lately? I hear all the men have left so it should be pretty easy to score some pussy over there.
A A alec Sep 14, 2016 I know it sounds tempting, but trust me when I tell you to never put a tie-wrap around your nutsack. Rubberbands are okay, but no tie-wraps.
I know it sounds tempting, but trust me when I tell you to never put a tie-wrap around your nutsack. Rubberbands are okay, but no tie-wraps.
A A alec Sep 14, 2016 I've overheard some people saying that Sander is now called Sandra and that he or rather she only charges 50 bucks for a buttfuck.
I've overheard some people saying that Sander is now called Sandra and that he or rather she only charges 50 bucks for a buttfuck.
A A alec Sep 14, 2016 When you jerk off with Elmer's Glue instead of body lotion, it'll look like your penis belongs in an episode of The Walking Dead.
When you jerk off with Elmer's Glue instead of body lotion, it'll look like your penis belongs in an episode of The Walking Dead.
