KingArthur
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Aug 8, 1998 (Age: 24)
Location:
Masstatustetts
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Courier (no really, I’m a mailman)

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KingArthur

Marcus Quintus Shygarius, Male, 24, from Masstatustetts

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What time is Moth gonna wake up today I swear to fuck Nov 22, 2022

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Nov 22, 2022
    1. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Mafia III is fun except for the fucking gameplay. So it’s not fun at all. But the story is good, so I slog through it.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I loved the hell out of Mafia, but I could not bring myself even through the initial cinematics of Mafia II, the aesthetics were awful, the acting was awful, the dialog was awful - it was like a parody of a bad mafia flick. I just lost all interest within moments
        Jun 23, 2019
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        3 fixed that. But the gameplay was horrid and repetitive.
        Jun 24, 2019
    2. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Me: *gets new puppy and buys him $40 worth of toys and treats* Puppy: Nah bro imma chew on the carpet
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      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        My pets have always been like this.
        Dogs prefer the first simple toy they ever had and pinecones. Everything else is trash.
        My cat likes plastic bottle caps and cardboard boxes broken down flat. Everything else is a trash or is threatening his life.
        Jun 11, 2019
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        My Dog is the best Dog. He isn't a puppy so he knows what to chew on.
        Jun 11, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Dogs tend to chew on things that smell like the people it loves. Give the toys time to take on your smell.
        Jun 12, 2019
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    3. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Why did Nicholas Cage play Johnny Blaze? It couldn’t have saved those Ghost Rider movies if he didn’t, but it certainly did not help them.
      1. Norzan
        Norzan
        Nicholas Cage and Johnny Blaze. If you pick the last name of the former and the first name of the latter, you get Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.
        Jun 5, 2019
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Now THAT would be an interesting casting choice. Let him go really over-the-top with the role
        Jun 5, 2019
    4. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Who the hell first thought of selling snake oil?
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      2. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        I don't know but I sure would like some Snake Squeezins. You got any?
        Jun 4, 2019
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I love finding out about local herbs and their applications as natural remedies. Today these herbs are of course marginal in their effect, compared to more concentrated medicines, but it's interesting how these herbs will often contain the right type of active compound. These herbal remedies were often a result of trying and testing
        Jun 5, 2019
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Imagine being the poor bastard who tried and tested something like hemlock.
        Jun 5, 2019
    5. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I bought a book called Badasses of the Old West and people got shot and lived... a lot. Nowadays it’s all “eugh microbial infection”...
      1. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        ... but back then they just threw whiskey on it and went “fuck it good enough” and everyone was basically fine. Sometimes.
        Jun 2, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        pretty sure even more people got shot and died a lot.
        Jun 2, 2019
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        You’re missing the point. People still lived a lot more than you’d think. Also this entire post was sarcasm :/
        Jun 2, 2019
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    6. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      My father, to me: “I gotta fix this now because I know if I don’t you’ll shit in the bucket just to say you did.”
      1. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        I'mma need some context.
        Jun 1, 2019
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        My dad and I have been fixing the plumbing for the past 2 days and we don’t have running water; I’m fine without it, I have and can live like a frontiersman, but my parents are acting like it’s the end of the damn world and were aghast when I mentioned shitting in a bucket as being a possibility.
        Jun 2, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Why a bucket? Dig a hole out back and fill it in once you get your water back.
        Jun 2, 2019
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    7. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      You ever think about how the world has always been shit, and it is now, and probably always will be? Call it edge if you want, it’s realism
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      2. HydroFlame
        HydroFlame
        Dude, you're 20 years old. I agree with Dopa.
        Jun 2, 2019
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        @Black Rose 20 years old or 40 years old, my mindset won’t change. I plan on getting out of civilization and living in the woods as a soon as my affairs are in order.
        Jun 2, 2019
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        If there’s one thing I’ve learned from both living as a frontiersman and living in a house, it’s that modern luxuries are more hassle than they’re worth, especially when your family is in poverty like mine has always been, forcing you to fix things yourself. Better to live in the wild, experiencing nature (and the occasional bout of sickness), rather than growing soft in a house.
        Jun 2, 2019
    8. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Whiskey River by Ralph Compton and A Town Called Fury by William Johnstone are fantastic if you like westerns.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Death Rides A Chestnut Mare is also a good and fun story and it has a female protagonist that is likable and relatable and not a man hating Mary-Sue.
        May 30, 2019
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    9. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Happy Memorial Day, you bunch of assholes <3
      1. Alphons
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Eh, you get a happy one anyways
        May 29, 2019
    10. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I found 4 dog ticks on me after doing yardwork; watch out if you go outside, the little fuckers have been extra active this year.
      1. MutantScalper likes this.
      2. tgawt
        tgawt
        one time i was in bed and i got up and a tick was on my pillow man fuck those little things
        May 24, 2019
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      3. HydroFlame
        HydroFlame
        Since the weather warmed up, I've gotten around 30 or so of the little fuckers off me. Majority of them are tiny ones.
        May 25, 2019
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    11. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Just got a text from my boss; GUESS WHO GOT A FUCKEN RAISE?!
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Thanks amicus!
        May 16, 2019
      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        Congratulations. Good luck with future promotions.
        May 16, 2019
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Thanks! Looking to the crime department now.
        May 16, 2019
    12. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I fish I fish I was a wish.
    13. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Warriors of the Storm is the best Saxon Tales book. Change my mind.
      1. Crni Vuk
    14. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Been reading a lot about WWII lately for some reason. An Army At Dawn and Japan 1941 are two of my favorite on the subject so far.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Thanks Crni!
        May 9, 2019
      3. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        May 9, 2019
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      4. Paladin Hank
        Paladin Hank
        *FAVOURITE
        May 18, 2019
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    15. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I love you assholes.
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      2. Paladin Hank
        Paladin Hank
        I love my asshole too!
        May 18, 2019
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    16. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Trying to decide whether to use hexes or chess-style board for the tabletop game I’m designing. Purely cosmetic but keeps me awake at night.
      1. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Wouldn't it be 6 sided verse 4 sided? Would be a bit more than cosmetic I'd think.

        Also, I want to know more.
        May 3, 2019
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I’m making a tabletop war game, basically. It’s... tedious, at times, but fun overall.
        May 4, 2019
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    17. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I’m reading a book that collects the scrolls of Natori Ryu and goddamn did the samurai have complicated etiquette rules.
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      2. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        That's interesting.
        Apr 25, 2019
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      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        What's this book called? Also any other weird rules you can post?
        Apr 25, 2019
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        It's called The Book of Samurai: Collected Scrolls of Natori Ryu; and as for other weird ones, there's apparently a traditional military formation that was adhered to in which helmeted troops were deployed on the flanks and spear wielders between them, for whatever reason
        Apr 25, 2019
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    18. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Happy Jesus Part 2: Electric Boogaloo Day, everyone!
      1. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        I ate a lot of pickled eggs and deviled eggs, am I gonna die?
        Apr 23, 2019
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Yes. You’ve but days to live.
        Apr 23, 2019
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    19. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      What time period would you assholes most wanna live in? I’d go medieval. No showers or Internet in exchange for paganism and slaughter? Yeet
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        You can be sure, that in time pornhub, or any other porn related company, will finance research and development of that technology.

        After all, porn has been helping advance technology for a while now.
        Apr 16, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Like that time that an inferior format succeeded over betamax solely because the porn industry went with VHS?
        Apr 16, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        It did the same with the Polaroid cameras.

        But it helped technology in way more ways than that.

        For example, the internet became popular because of the porn industry, the increase of bandwidth capacity was also due to porn, online payments technology, streaming video technology, etc.
        Apr 16, 2019
    20. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      So my friend and his roommate ended up having a serious rent discussion and rather than sitting in the corner doing nothing I left.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        He wanted me to, do it was ok, but I still hope the two of them will be alright.
        Apr 11, 2019
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