KingArthur
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KingArthur

Unreborn Again, Male, 24, from Masstatustetts

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It’s not the worst day of your life. It’s the worst day of your life SO FAR. Feb 3, 2023

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    1. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      The BoS should’ve remained introverted assholes hassling people for tech rather than wasteland Crusaders eliminating the mutant menace.
      1. The GoBernment likes this.
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Yes - although, I doubt they were even into much nation-building, beyond reacting to various pressures towards them - raider camp interfering? Destroy it, and take control over local manpower pools. Tribals trying to trade you some trinket for a favor? Take it, and teach them a lesson about leverage. Nation building becomes a by-product.
        Jun 5, 2021
        KingArthur likes this.
      4. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        They're called Metallic Monks for a reason.
        Jun 5, 2021
      5. TheGM
        TheGM
        I PREFER MYYYYYYYY my BOS to have within 5 minutes of the bombs dropping adopting a knightly order and ways.
        "Hark I say Leonidey, we shall sally forthe from hence our subterranean stronghold and scour the blighted wastes for relics of the old way"
        Jun 5, 2021
    2. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      *staring intently at the side of this new gay cereal box*
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Did it give you chest hair
        Jun 3, 2021
        zegh8578 likes this.
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        That is why you get those bags of cereal at the bottom of the shelf.
        Jun 3, 2021
        KingArthur likes this.
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Does it have a mirror on the front of the box, or what?
        Jun 4, 2021
        KingArthur likes this.
    3. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I’ve got a burlap sack full of hamsters and I’m not afraid to beat you with them
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Be prepared to outrun a bald and slightly manic ranger.
        May 25, 2021
        KingArthur likes this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Would bars of soap in a pillowcase be more pleasing to sir
        May 25, 2021
    4. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Remember to wash the walking eye
      1. TheGM, Dayglow Drifter and Alphons like this.
    5. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      If you tell me how old your child is in months, then you’re a fucking Orc and your child is a sweat sock-spawned crotch goblin.
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        That's why I prefer moon cycles and harvest seasons.
        May 21, 2021
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Well, I know someone who isn't getting a Christmas card...
        May 21, 2021
      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        It's only bad when it's past a year.
        May 21, 2021
    6. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Venerate the Immortal Emperor. Or he’ll be sad
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Machine Spirit is acting up again. gonna have to get more of them candles and machine lube.
        May 20, 2021
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    7. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I stubbed my shin on my bed frame and now I am sad boy
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Yeah
        May 18, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        Stubbed shin? who the fuck are you, Cotton Hill?
        May 18, 2021
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Ain’t gots no shins
        May 18, 2021
    8. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Is it bad that when Chester Bennington died my first thought was “I guess he really has become numb”
    9. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Opinions are like assholes because they’ll lead you down an adventurous path.
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      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'm sure that's one adventure you've made sure to make an all-boys venture.
        May 14, 2021
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Sometimes you just need a boy’s day in... one another’s assholes
        May 15, 2021
        SquidWard likes this.
      5. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Asshole Boy Summer
        May 17, 2021
        KingArthur likes this.
    10. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Warhammer 40k fungal spore-spawned Orks are my favorite twist on the idea of greenskins in popular culture.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        So this is the long awaited Aurelius of Phoenix heel turn.
        May 13, 2021
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Yeah, fuck you nazi scum.
        May 13, 2021
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        Wait who is a socialist?
        May 13, 2021
    11. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Kingdom Come Deliverance has such a long boot-up that now every time I read the name “Charles IV” the intro to KCD plays in my head.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Yeah I’m on my second playthrough, and I literally just saved Hans from the Cuman camp. It’s a lot slower than I remember.
        May 12, 2021
      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        Pacifist playthrough was pretty fun. You still have to kill Runt at the end, but everyone else can be avoided or KOd. You can also collect ears of unconcious Cumans.
        May 13, 2021
        Black Angel and KingArthur like this.
      4. ResetRPG
        ResetRPG
        KCD was hands-down my favorite game of 2018. It was such a unique game and I loved playing through it.
        May 20, 2021
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    12. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I’ll write poetry for either money or bee syrup. Please my wife is pregnant
      1. The GoBernment likes this.
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Did you forget about the word "honey", or is "bee syrup" something else... something potentially horrendously god-awful?
        May 10, 2021
    13. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Watching Henry try to chop the stick at the beginning of KCD kills me, without fail.
    14. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      “If you say something gay about me I’m gonna hang up” - Dragula, 2021
    15. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I prefer Sean Hannity to Tucker Carlson because Tucker always frowns and yells at the camera; Hannity is just sarcastic.
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        One is a perv the other is a moron. I'll leave it to you to figure out who is who.
        Apr 23, 2021
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I feel like Carlson is both so I plead the fifth
        Apr 23, 2021
      4. Dayglow Drifter
        Dayglow Drifter
        This is because Hannity is drunker than Tucker is
        Apr 23, 2021
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    16. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I saw this woodcarving from the time of King Philip’s War of a colonist swinging a musket like a sledgehammer at an Iroquois with a tomahawk
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Return to monke, condensed in a single act. Profoundly beautiful.
        Apr 21, 2021
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      3. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        I also just think my coordination with firearms is shit in general. When I go back to FL this summer I'm finally buying a gun and it's going to be a double-barrelled shotgun primarily because I find loading magazines extremely fidgety and annoying.
        Apr 21, 2021
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Apr 21, 2021
    17. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Mussolini always talked about the “glory of Ancient Rome”. How come North African leaders never talk about the “glory of Carthage”?
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Niggas really be thinkin' the Pharaoh was a nigga... as he was enslavin' niggas.
        Apr 17, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        His name is BEATOVEN!
        Apr 17, 2021
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        There's evidence for temporary black Egyptians, in the sense that whoever was in charge, after having invaded (the Kushites for example), would be of (the rather nebulous) "nubian" origin. There is also "Upper Egypt", where they were all "nubians", and still are. So - strictly speaking - *some* Egyptians, depending on exact definition, were black.

        The rest were just arab-berber-semite-whatevs.
        Apr 17, 2021
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    18. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I AM FREE
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Free ballin'?
        Apr 15, 2021
        KingArthur and SquidWard like this.
      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Dammit I wanted to say Free ballin'
        Apr 15, 2021
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Being free is worse than being cheap.
        Apr 16, 2021
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    19. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Blood Meridian is a great book and fuck you if you have an opinion that isn’t my own. I AM THE ARBITER OF TRUTH
    20. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Usually warm in MA now. Cavalry Season has come and gone, time to save my wool shell jackets and képis for next year.
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