KingArthur

Yes - although, I doubt they were even into much nation-building, beyond reacting to various pressures towards them - raider camp interfering? Destroy it, and take control over local manpower pools. Tribals trying to trade you some trinket for a favor? Take it, and teach them a lesson about leverage. Nation building becomes a by-product.

They're called Metallic Monks for a reason.

I PREFER MYYYYYYYY my BOS to have within 5 minutes of the bombs dropping adopting a knightly order and ways.
"Hark I say Leonidey, we shall sally forthe from hence our subterranean stronghold and scour the blighted wastes for relics of the old way"

Did it give you chest hair

That is why you get those bags of cereal at the bottom of the shelf.

Does it have a mirror on the front of the box, or what?

Be prepared to outrun a bald and slightly manic ranger.

Would bars of soap in a pillowcase be more pleasing to sir

That's why I prefer moon cycles and harvest seasons.

Well, I know someone who isn't getting a Christmas card...

It's only bad when it's past a year.

Machine Spirit is acting up again. gonna have to get more of them candles and machine lube.

Yeah

Stubbed shin? who the fuck are you, Cotton Hill?

Ain’t gots no shins

I'm sure that's one adventure you've made sure to make an all-boys venture.

Sometimes you just need a boy’s day in... one another’s assholes

Asshole Boy Summer

So this is the long awaited Aurelius of Phoenix heel turn.

Yeah, fuck you nazi scum.

Wait who is a socialist?

Yeah I’m on my second playthrough, and I literally just saved Hans from the Cuman camp. It’s a lot slower than I remember.

Pacifist playthrough was pretty fun. You still have to kill Runt at the end, but everyone else can be avoided or KOd. You can also collect ears of unconcious Cumans.

KCD was hands-down my favorite game of 2018. It was such a unique game and I loved playing through it.

Did you forget about the word "honey", or is "bee syrup" something else... something potentially horrendously god-awful?

One is a perv the other is a moron. I'll leave it to you to figure out who is who.

I feel like Carlson is both so I plead the fifth

This is because Hannity is drunker than Tucker is

Return to monke, condensed in a single act. Profoundly beautiful.

I also just think my coordination with firearms is shit in general. When I go back to FL this summer I'm finally buying a gun and it's going to be a double-barrelled shotgun primarily because I find loading magazines extremely fidgety and annoying.

This is first thing I think of whenever I hear someone say the word “shotgun”. Ultimate word association.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x9iYvyffAh4
“It’s got a good spread!!”

Niggas really be thinkin' the Pharaoh was a nigga... as he was enslavin' niggas.

His name is BEATOVEN!

There's evidence for temporary black Egyptians, in the sense that whoever was in charge, after having invaded (the Kushites for example), would be of (the rather nebulous) "nubian" origin. There is also "Upper Egypt", where they were all "nubians", and still are. So - strictly speaking - *some* Egyptians, depending on exact definition, were black.

The rest were just arab-berber-semite-whatevs.

Free ballin'?

Dammit I wanted to say Free ballin'

Being free is worse than being cheap.