R.Graves
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[What the fuck is this for a shit?] 82 59
[Masturbate furiously] 307 391
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Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 21)
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Kentucky

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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 21, from Kentucky

That new Harley Quinn Cartoon is stupid good. Jan 11, 2020

R.Graves was last seen:
Apr 12, 2020
    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      M*A*S*H is actually a really good show without the laugh track
      1. Mr. Grandma likes this.
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        There's no awkward soulsucking 3 second awkward pause for the laughtrack either. You can tell it wasn't filmed with canned laughter in mind. Wonder if it was forced by the network or something.
        Aug 31, 2019
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        No doubt. I vaguely recall hearing about that.
        Aug 31, 2019
      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Yeah just looked it up. Apparently the producers thought the laugh track cheapened the show but the network wouldn't budge about it.
        Aug 31, 2019
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Yakuza 7 announced to be a turn based RPG. You uhh... What?
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Im not entirely opposed to the idea. If it's good then it's good but I don't know if I want this to become the norm for the series.
        Aug 30, 2019
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Next they remove all the characters you like and add furries.
        Aug 30, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        It's my understanding that this is all new characters. Don't know about furries tho.
        Aug 30, 2019
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Finally forced myself to adjust to MGS3's bizarre controls and now that I have I can tell this is gonna be special.
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Holy fuck Red Dead Redemption II is such a fucking chore.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        It's taken the heavy scripting to uncharted levels except they forgot to make interesting stuff happen.
        Aug 19, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Let me do something in your gaaaaaaaaame
        Aug 19, 2019
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Got red dead redemption II so I can never play it while I'm never playing all the other games I'm not playing
        Aug 19, 2019
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Got red dead redemption II so I can never play it while I'm never playing all the other games I'm not playing
      1. zegh8578 and Supermarauder like this.
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Saga is a hell of comic. A rare thing for something to be this good from literally panel one.
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Metal Gear is so great because it's a serious political military drama but at the same time it's also a really dumb anime w/ cyborg ninjas
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Except the only one of those that's played for laughs is the infinite ammo joke and maybe naked raiden.
        Aug 15, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Naked Raiden is fun though.
        Aug 15, 2019
      5. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        "Why are we here just to suffer?"
        Aug 16, 2019
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      TNO: my father was a kind man a simple man who loved everyone
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I don't know what we are talking about exactly but I want to be involved.
        Aug 6, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The inconsistency in how BJ talks about his dad in the new order and how he's portrayed as an irredeemable monster in the new Colossus
        Aug 6, 2019
        TorontoReign likes this.
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Not entirely irredeemable. Just racist. And sexist. And abusive. And hating of animals. And willing to sell his own Jewish wife out to the Nazis.

        But I’m almost 6% certain that Rip has a heart of gold beneath that curmudgeonly exterior.
        Aug 6, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Imagine putting DRM on a 26 year old OPEN SOURCE game. Jesus fuck Bethesda.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Probably, good thing there are DRM free copies still available.
        Jul 29, 2019
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I played Doom when I was 8. Dear God.
        Jul 29, 2019
        Risewild likes this.
      4. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        You'd have to be a complete idio- Wait, I forgot. Bethesda has Pete Hines.

        Carry on.
        Jul 31, 2019
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Berserk got good once it started to have like... An actual story around volume 5.
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      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        That include the demons too?
        Jul 27, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Of course the demons rape. The horses too.
        Jul 27, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        One of the earliest pantheons of humanity prominently feature demon rape, where Dumuzid - as a consequense of trying to follow Inanna, his gf at the time, to the netherworld, is raped to death by demons.
        Jul 27, 2019
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      What the fuck why is eight legged freaks not on Blu-ray?
      1. alec
        alec
        'Cause it wasn't very successful? I had totally forgotten about the movie until you mentioned it. Doesn't it feature a young Scarlett Johansson?
        Jul 21, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Yeah. And tons upon tons of unsuccessful movies are on bluray
        Jul 21, 2019
      3. Pwener
        Pwener
        Just checked and The Room is indeed on bluray.
        Jul 22, 2019
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Mfw military training right next to my house (literally the backyard) from 8:00pm to 1:30am with helicopters and explosions and sim gunfire
      1. RangerBoo and KingArthur like this.
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        I also get the army and airforce guys training around where I am at. Can hear explosion from miles away and their copters going back and forth from the main base and the same airstrip in the next time over.
        Jul 19, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You should reenact the weird confused local, who will wander up to them with offerings of hot tea
        Jul 19, 2019
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Hardcore Henry is the best video game movie
      1. Big No
        Big No
        Closest we'll ever get to Crank 3.
        Jul 14, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Eh crank 2 want much of a sequel tbh. It wasn't so much crank 2 as it was crank: again
        Jul 15, 2019
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      It still fucks me to this day that Bayonetta is a Nintendo franchise now.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Now she will be in Smash forever.
        Jul 10, 2019
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Bayonetta is a good game. Devil may cry but now it's even sexier.
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    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The fact that just dance 2020 is coming out on the Wii is fucking hilarious to me. Who's gonna stock it?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Wat? The first Wii?
        Jun 25, 2019
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Yeah.
        Jun 25, 2019
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Every time I play a naughty dog game I always thing "this would be a great game if it weren't for the gameplay"
      1. TorontoReign likes this.
      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Played the first Uncharted game. Hated the complicated puzzle solving to get ahead of the bad guys, just to find the bad guys on the other side ahead of me again.

        The Last of Us tells a great story. But, the combat mechanics suck.
        Jun 22, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The first uncharted is so painfully mediocre I'm surprised it got any sequels at all. The rest of the series is pretty great tho
        Jun 22, 2019
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I got the first 3 Uncharted games in a set that came with my PS4. The first put me off so much I never played 2 or 3. I may reconsider.
        Jun 22, 2019
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Much like the original deus ex, human revolution is a great game but first you gotta get past how fucking wretched it looks.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        As long as it has tits on it.
        Jun 20, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Nah it looks like shit when compared to It's contemporaries as well.
        Jun 20, 2019
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You look like shit when compared to your contemporaries.
        Jun 20, 2019
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I'm so socially inept a coworker said she like me and all I could say was good and the wonder what she meant by that for the rest of the day
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Tell her you like space robots but thanks for the compliment.
        Jun 19, 2019
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      4. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        Graves needs a few out of body experiences. Sexual or drug induced or almost dying of getting hit with a hammer in the head. Idk what else to say. You know im right if you know but if you dont its all because hes an incel. Dont you naturally want to be flirtatious? Dont be so hard on yourself. Being politically correct is the new controlled breeding tactic.
        Jun 20, 2019
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      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I like that comment. In order to know what you want sometimes you have to fail. Go for it. Try things out. Use that processor in your brain to run simulations and GO FOR IT! Dicks or Pussies? Fuck it.
        Jun 20, 2019
        Mr. Grandma likes this.
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I have this problem where I consistently fall in love with dead or dying series.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        For a long time I was right there with you. "Survival horror needs tank controls and fixed cameras" but as far as I'm concerned between re 7 and REmake 2 I've been proven wrong.
        Jun 17, 2019
      3. Mr. Grandma
        Mr. Grandma
        Everything that is possible to fall in love with is dead and dying and constantly being reborn.
        Jun 20, 2019
        TorontoReign likes this.
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Including ourselves.
        Jun 20, 2019
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 21)
    Location:
    Kentucky

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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!