R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 21, from Kentucky

You know I just realized that Leon lost his job on his first day. That fucking sucks. He probably had like an apartment in raccoon city too. Oct 13, 2019

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    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I can't complain enough about online sellers not giving the deets about whether a game is GH edition or if it even comes with a case.
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Me then: rereleases are cheap and gay I'm only buying original releases!
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        *sees price of SNES copy of chrono trigger*

        Me: ha ha... Yeah lemme get that DS release pls
        Apr 26, 2019
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I'm no expert or nothing but it seems to me that the best part of every final fantasy game is definitely the music.
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Wierd how gamers tend to hate backtracking for wasting time like that's not the what the entirety of every open world game is.
      1. Eshanas likes this.
      2. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        The problem is, as I identified in NV, is backtracking to unchanging regions. If the backtracking opened up new quests and tiers of stuff, it wouldn't be so bad. New quests every 5 levels to deal with, or stuff like that. But going back to starttown and its the same as you left it? Boringggg.
        Apr 16, 2019
        yfk12 likes this.
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Actually the problem is all the worthless empty space. RPGs should be hub based with an overworld.
        Apr 17, 2019
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The Zombie dog in REmake 2 has a cock and balls... Why?
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Nobody:
        RULE 34: HERE I COME
        Apr 16, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The game has horrific scenes of gore and you take issue with the dog having balls?
        Apr 16, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Oh I don't take issue with it. Just thought it was wierd.
        Apr 16, 2019
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Why don't black people listen to actual music?
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Yeah well, I've only ever met two black men who didn't listen to this garbage and they were both biracial soooooo....
        Mar 28, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Graves only knows people through 4chan.
        Mar 28, 2019
        Squadcar likes this.
      4. eissa
        eissa
        8chan.
        Apr 1, 2019
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Found Family is the most wholesome trope.
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Vampire the masquerade: bloodlines 2 announced
      1. MPPlantOfficial likes this.
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      3. R.Graves
      4. MPPlantOfficial
        MPPlantOfficial
        I meant source that the sequel was gonna be
        "tvvice da EsSJayDubba"

        found it. Not worried about the OPTION to check a box to select your "gender pronoun" but pretty worried about the Malkavian gameplay since one of the writers stated some of the Malk dialogue back then were "tasteless" while I couldn't really remember it being offensive at all.
        Mar 22, 2019
        TorontoReign likes this.
      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Source? SOURCE!? When did the capacity for thought become something that needed to be sourced? I find this habit online more and more, as a result I no longer go online.
        Mar 23, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I wanna get a tattoo of the Starfleet insignia.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Just me though. Putting thought into it is the most important part.
        Mar 19, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Could just get a tattoo of the straw hat jolly Roger I guess
        Mar 19, 2019
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Whatever you do don't get a Pipboy.
        Mar 19, 2019
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      They're bringing back the twilight zone a 3rd time? All right fuck it lets go. The twilight zone's 4th incarnation.
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      DMC 5 SPOILERS
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      2. ironmask
        ironmask
        They actually explain this in the light novel, but the explanation is really disappointing though. So as Dante was just riding through hell; a portal to the human world just open up in front of him for no reason. Yes that's the explanation they give us.
        Mar 17, 2019
      3. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        IIRC, Dante speculates that the portal was formed due to a shard of the Yamato reacting to him. Though I doubt Dante and Vergil are stuck in the Underworld. Vergil can literally open a portal between the worlds anytime but would not do so until they settle their "friendlier" which is to say not for a long time.
        Mar 20, 2019
      4. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        Really was expecting some sort of campaign where you play as either Dante/Vergil in the Underworld, especially since co-op was a thing.
        Mar 20, 2019
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Yeesus Christ there's 4 separate star trek series in development in addition to DIS. I should be hyped but this obvious lack of focus...
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They are trying to make a push towards relevancy.
        Mar 15, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Also really not liking how 4/5 of these shows are prequels. Including the section 31 show. Gay. Would love to see what section 31 was doing during the war with the dominion. Or hell what's going on in 25th century?
        Mar 15, 2019
        Eshanas likes this.
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        They need to get their head out of the past. Ever since those TNG movies star trek has been either shit or an unnecessary prequel. Sometimes both at the same time.
        Mar 15, 2019
    13. Millim
      Millim
      You haven't lived until you've heard Disco Volante on vinyl
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I like california
        Mar 2, 2019
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      so Dark Horse cancelled buffy because the rights reverted back to fox and fox is gonna reboot it? i ain't watching it yall can eat my ass.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Sounds too much like Misery porn and Nihilist shock value.
        Feb 8, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I was talking about the buffy comics. They switched from Fox primetime to comic and yet they still have the same sensibilities as a show with a shoe string budget when it comes to the violence and visuals.
        Feb 8, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i dunno. when faith killed that rich slayer that was pretty elaborate.
        Feb 8, 2019
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      DBS: Broly was pretty great. but its a shame how little it focused on broly and his relationship to other characters and instead... (1/3)
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        I think that's just Vegito respecting his Saiyan roots by calling them by their Saiyan names. Yes, a Vegeta trait, but doesn't mean he's the dominant. Just the mere fact he has Goku's cheerful and easygoing nature plus being benevolent means there's a clear mixture of the two. Kefla is just Caulifla.

        Gogeta is still the best though.
        Feb 6, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And Caulifla is great, and she has huge boobs.
        Feb 6, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i like her midriff. i think kale does too...
        Feb 6, 2019
    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      REmake 2's gore is uncomfortably realistic...
      1. Supermarauder and lolpop109 like this.
      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Its crazy good considering its just a remastering. You know what they say video games make killers
        Feb 6, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        lol its literally a ground up remake that goes so far as to change the genre of of the game. its a lot more than just a remaster.
        Feb 6, 2019
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Berserk, so far, has been wildly disappointing. to be fair it takes most series about 4 volumes before they get good but idk...
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      2. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Oh okay. I have to say the starting arc is quite underwhelming compared to what came after. Still, it was a refreshing experience the first time I read it, so...
        Feb 5, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Berserk doesn't start until the end of the SLug Baron battle.
        Feb 5, 2019
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        here's hoping. and i'm getting used to the series... less than acceptable panel composition.
        Feb 6, 2019
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Barry Lyndon is rated PG but within the 1st 5 minutes the MC is fondling his cousin's tits. the MPAA really needs to redo their old ratings.
      1. Supermarauder likes this.
      2. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        I agree. It very off putting when trying to watch some older movies. Like some that are rated R would be PG-13 under the current criteria.
        Feb 3, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        or PG ghostbusters where they all but show Dan Aykroyd get a blowjob. PG spaceballs but there's tons of sex jokes and dark helmet say "fuck even in the future nothing works"
        Feb 3, 2019
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    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Kingdom Hearts is like looking at bad crossover DeviantArt but now there's budget and the nightmare is real. 10/10 best series.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        If you think that Kingdom Hearts is a bad DeviantArt crossover than you have never seen shit on DA. The things I have seen there haunt my waking dreams like a Nam flashback.
        Jan 31, 2019
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Jesus christ uncharted 1 has some of the worst shooting i have ever experienced in a game for starters the reticule is the size of my fist
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I heard the first one is clunky as hell but the rest are fine even years later.
        I don't believe most games "age well" or don't "age well" in this regard. If they feel like shit to play now, they probably felt like shit to play when you were a kid but you were a kid so you didn't have a lot to compare it to.
        Jan 25, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        console shooters, assuming they're good, aren't that bad. unless you just suck at games.
        Jan 26, 2019
        Squadcar likes this.
      5. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        Honestly prefer the collectathon console shooters more. Especially Ratchet and Clank.
        Jan 26, 2019
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    Oct 20, 1998 (Age: 21)
    Location:
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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!