R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 21, from Kentucky

You know I just realized that Leon lost his job on his first day. That fucking sucks. He probably had like an apartment in raccoon city too. Oct 13, 2019

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    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Silent Hill has to be one of the most misunderstood franchises of all time even by fans.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        that's exactly the thing tho. all it did was change the shape of the head on the game's one monster. its just bad. iirc until dawn was marketed as trying to do the same thing tho. maybe check that out?
        Jan 27, 2019
      3. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        Heard that was good only problem is that it's an exclusive.
        Jan 27, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        just get a ps4 then. they're fairly cheap now. about 240 bucks. the library is actually decent now too. plus you no longer have to worry about shit PC ports.
        Jan 27, 2019
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      lol if you google "enough rope to hang myself" you get ads for rope. but do it twice and google starts spamming suicide prevention.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        little slow on the draw there google.
        Jan 23, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That's nice. At least they use their evil Ad powers for something good.
        Jan 23, 2019
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      doctor who, as much as its constantly changing, sticks so rigidly to its formula that its irritating.
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      HA HA! BIG JOHN HA HA! That's me.
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      THUG 2 has the best soundtrack out of any TH game don't @ me.
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      "in the interest of authenticity the target's costume is bulletproof"
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >shoot him in the head with a highpowered rifle
        >doesn't work
        >shoot him 5 more times
        >he dies

        don't let your dream be dreams.
        Jan 20, 2019
      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Fun fact- guy that voices Bosco was supposed to voice 47 in Absolution instead of David Bateson.
        Jan 20, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        ... why would you replace David Bateson? he's literally 47 face and all. thank fuck that didn't happen.
        Jan 20, 2019
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      i wish i was Hispanic and people called me King Spiccolo
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      29 alerts. fucking 29. jesus fucking christ.
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        You get used to it. It's still a slog going through all of them to see which are worth it, though.
        Jan 15, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I've not been here long and the most I got was about 25. I usually come back to anywhere around 9 on the weekdays and when I don't come on during the weekend I come back to 20+. Facebook once gave me 500+ when I was gone for a week before they changed their notification system.
        Jan 15, 2019
      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        I only usually get high numbers when I have to "disappear" for a month or so. Then they pile up and I have to go through them to see which ones are worth checking out (like people mentioning or quoting me).
        Jan 16, 2019
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The Dragon Ball super manga literally just says "go watch the movie faggot" as an excuse for rushing through its first arc in like 55 pages.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        no lie its off to the side of one of the panels. and i quote "if you'd like to enjoy the party in full, check out the battle of gods movie!"
        Jan 14, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Toyotaro is a hack fraud. THe Dragon Ball Super manga is just a promo Pamphlet that Toriyama couldn't evenbe assed enough to draw himself.
        Jan 14, 2019
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      1. Supermarauder and Ayelander like this.
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      3. Black Rose
        Black Rose
        I work for a telemarketing company and it was either answer phone calls or emails, and since I didn't have a landline at the time, it was emails. Not a glorious job, but it keeps me fed.
        Jan 13, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’d say it’ll bring you fame and glory in due time.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Jan 13, 2019
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Didnt care much for Get Out but the guy's next movie is looking pretty great. wanna see what he can do when hes not distracted by muh racism
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    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      nothing more annoying than when someone in "pain" makes these little moans and grunts every 2 fucking seconds because "look at me! care!"
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Worst are the sounds made by people in actual excrutiating pain. The sound that never occurs in movies, but in real life footage where people smash themselves to bits - that scraping, growling moan. I've heard it in vids where people shoot themselves, as well as vids where people survived falls, only to shatter their skeleton
        Jan 13, 2019
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        That long, drawn-out growling moan is the worst sound ever
        Jan 13, 2019
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Daleks have no right to be as cool as they are. but they're just awesome as a concept.
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      what's the best way to kill yourself? change yourself so much that the person you hate ceases to exist entirely.
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I understand, man. But a life sentence can be assisted in, even if it doesn’t stop. Even prisoners get books and shower meat.
        Jan 9, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        fuck dude, remember that guy that beat my mom with a 2X4? she face times him with the ipad that prison gave him.

        anyways i ain't going on meds.
        Jan 9, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        It’s your choice. I’m just letting you know that they’re there for you; as are we.
        Jan 9, 2019
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      the way Doctor who handles mickey is like "aw fuck what do we do with this guy? quick chuck him out the window!" lame i liked that character
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Male side-characters all get some pretty shit treatment in that show. With about 3 exceptions.
        Jan 8, 2019
    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      that recommendations thread will be the end of me.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >start recommendations thread
        >get recommended a book series
        >"huh i need something to read while on break"
        >not even two weeks later
        >already spent $120 on this series

        why am i like this?
        Jan 7, 2019
    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Vinland saga getting an anime. hope they don't just have every character speak japanese/english. it'd be too awkward.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        anyways yeah, seeing bits of your culture getting adopted by nazis of all people has to fucking suck but what's wrong with the japanese making a comic about norse people?
        Jan 13, 2019
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I'm fine, and yeah, I went a bit over board. I've wanted to punch you in the face so much, so often, for so long, but you aren't completely loathesome, so I usually remind myself that you're just a little douche with plenty of growing up still to do. Then again, we all do. There's no deeper layers here, I just really needed to throw all that in your face. THAT SAID - it was unfair of me. I apologize.
        Jan 14, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        its cool man. i get it. the persona i've created here is nothing short of toxic. I have found myself playing devils advocate for all manner of evils and generally being a fucktard and its hard to stop once that's how you're ecpected to be. consider this my apology to you. i was being a dissmissive ignorant retard. one day maybe i'll get around to writing an apology to the rest of nma.
        Jan 14, 2019
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    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      im fucking drowning in games. bought LA Noire the other day for 3 dollars. games are so cheap now. never thought id have that problem.
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i'm not even talking steam sales either. im just running around through secondhand stores.
        Jan 7, 2019
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Buy a pack of pepporoni. Lay a bunch on a paper towl. Two layers. And then microwave it for like 3 minutes. Its like meat chips.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >_>

        lemme ask you this:

        are you gay?
        Jan 7, 2019
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m bi, so yes technically.
        Jan 7, 2019
      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Ok; I’m not gonna twist your arm over it man. It’s a semantics issue lol; we’re still “friends” <3
        Jan 7, 2019
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      nobody told me how to pay taxes.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Take your W2 or other similar paperwork to H&R Block or do it online.
        Jan 6, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        oh is that what paying taxes is? i did that shit last year. i just thought you did that to avoid an audit.
        Jan 6, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Depending on your state/country but you're probably paying taxes whenever you get paid or buy any (maybe some) good/service at a legally recognized business. In my state, you pay taxes on everything they can track...
        Jan 7, 2019
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    My story begins with me covered in semen. Trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly, ESCAPE!!!