R.Graves
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R.Graves

Confirmed Retard, Male, 21, from Kentucky

You know I just realized that Leon lost his job on his first day. That fucking sucks. He probably had like an apartment in raccoon city too. Oct 13, 2019

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    1. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Why is dark souls' difficulty talked up so much by everyone everywhere? dont get me wrong its a proper challenge but...
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      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        They are used to playing easy casual shit like call of duty and the batman arkhem games so when a game that's actually challenging like dark souls comes people will start praising it for being the hardest thing ever because they have never been exposed to anything actually needing skill before.
        Dec 4, 2018
      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        That's why when the crash bandicoot remake came out many people were actually comparing it to dark souls saying it's the dark souls of platformer.
        Dec 4, 2018
      5. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i mean i wasn't born in that era either. also lol no thats just another example of game journalism being comprised of absolute chucklefucks.
        Dec 5, 2018
    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      So despite the fact hat JRPG is my absolute least favorite genre im actually having a good time with FFXV.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i've played 9 and 10 before. couldn't get into them. tbh i only picked it up because to was 8 bucks and had cute guys on the cover. yeah dumb reason but whatever sue me. that said i couldn't imagine the game without the car unless it had a much smaller map. also cindy's outfit is one of the best things i've ever seen.
        Dec 3, 2018
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It's very inconspicuous isn't it
        Dec 3, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        also her hair and accent is just HNNG. but seriously one thing JRPGS have always had is great character designs. even i can acknowledge that.
        Dec 3, 2018
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Im of the opinion that opinions can be wrong if you disagree with me then u only serve to prove that opinions can be wrong eat dicks nah nah
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        my opinion is fact and that's my opinion.
        Nov 26, 2018
      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I’m of the opinion that my opinion is the only opinion that matters and your opinion is irrelevant and non-factual unlike my true opinion. Ave Satanis
        Nov 26, 2018
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      3. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        Opinion is fact. Fact is opinion.
        Nov 27, 2018
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    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      So DMC5 has an ultra limited edition that costs $8,000. Just when exclusive BS had reached peak madness it suddenly gets worse every time.
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        we won't know till the game comes out. oh also there's a "deluxe edition" but it only costs like 10 bucks more than the regular edition.
        Nov 26, 2018
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean, I wouldn't fork over that money but it is a Real Leather jacket replica of Dante's coat. Those kind of items do go for a lot. I mean, much better than a game case with a cardboard disk inside.
        And, because it's limited, if you don't mind waiting it out, you can then resell it for double the price, some collector is gonna wannna buy it.
        Nov 27, 2018
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      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The one I am having a hard time figuring out is the Nero Jacket version, at least the $8000 version has Dante's Jacket, but who wants to pay $6000 to have Scrappy Doo's jacket?
        Nov 27, 2018
    5. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      its hard to be too mad at games like:
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Hitman: absolution, Resident Evil 6, or DMC: Devil may cry after each franchise as righted its course and returned to glory. i hope one day in the distant future we'll be able to say the same about fallout 3/4.
        Nov 25, 2018
        Alphons and Supermarauder like this.
    6. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      i dont think there's anything more perfectly dated than a tony hawk game. its like a friggen time capsule.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Dated yet still tons of fun imo
        Nov 26, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Ofc its fun. dated isnt inherently bad. besides when i said dated i was refering to the soundtrack and the general tone of rebellion that is really only found in like... the early 2000s.
        Nov 26, 2018
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      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        that said everything thats not skating is as wonky as it can get before becoming outright unplayable. climbing and driving in underground is some of the most awkward shit ive ever done. driving isnt too bad it just feels as unnatural as it possibly could but climbing? oof forget about it.
        Nov 26, 2018
    7. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      It'd be pretty great if we could get a sequel to Bully already.
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      2. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        I approve this statement.
        Nov 25, 2018
    8. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      i can't tell if good games are starting to get made again or if i was being unjustifiably bitter this whole time.
      1. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        You were just looking at the wrong market the whole time.
        Nov 24, 2018
    9. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Can we all just acknowledge how stupidly well the old tony hawk games hold up? Almost all of them are stupidly fun to this day.
    10. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      anyone who thinks dark souls is hard need to play the original north american release of Devil may cry 3 because it hurts.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        oh its not hard enough? i'll show you hard enough ya ungrateful fucks - hideaki itsuno, probably
        Nov 24, 2018
      3. Pax the Sectoid
        Pax the Sectoid
        DMC 3 international normal mode was japanese hardmore iirc.
        Nov 24, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        nah fam because PAL region dmc was unaltered. it was just NA dmc3 copies that were altered.
        Nov 24, 2018
    11. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      anyone else kinda disappointed by the lack of other marvel characters in insomniac's spider-man?
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I mean Neversoft's spider-man had the punisher, captain america, the fantastic 4, and daredevil show up. Volition's the punisher had black widow, daredevil, nick fury, and iron man show up. seriously in this age of obsessions with shared universes it is outright shocking that no other superheros physically appear in game.
        Nov 23, 2018
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yes. I liked the game. I wish there was more side content with at least more Spidey villains. Tombstone was cool though.
        Nov 23, 2018
    12. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      I feel like every Marvel Netflix series goes one like 3 or 4 episodes too long. you just feel fatigued by the end like "ugh be over"
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They are done now. Disney is going to launch their own nonsense.
        Nov 23, 2018
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        doubt. really doubt disney is gonna allow the punsiher or daredevil on they're streaming service. plus with both luke cage and iron fist being cancelled i'd be surprised if they weren't gearing up fpr a heroes for hire show.
        Nov 23, 2018
    13. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      So punisher season 1 was okay. hopefully next season he'll actually be punishing evil criminals rather than spec ops.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Amen brutha. Punisher is my number one and they turned him into some retard that killed mercenaries. They killed the interesting guys in the first five minutes.
        Nov 23, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        meh i can see how it was necessary to go ahead and get out of the way. but there a shocking lack of fight scenes and a lack of violence in general. i wouldn't normally complain about stuff like that but c'mon its the fucking punisher.
        Nov 23, 2018
    14. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      mfw ps1 games, games that display in 240p, look better than ps2 games on an HDTV. Risewild was right. I should get an old school CRT tv.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Risewild is always right.
        Nov 23, 2018
      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        eh might be i'll just get a framemiester instead. we'll see what goodwill's got first.
        Nov 23, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        lol nevermind they're $370. not that i can't afford that its just i'd rather deal with an HDTV's gross deinterlacing than spend 370 bucks. at that point i might as well buy a PVM/BVM.
        Nov 23, 2018
    15. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      fallout 76 is bad? of course it is why is anyone surprised? its not like the lst two bethesda fallouts have been good.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i also remember scott pilgrim
        Nov 23, 2018
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Remember this if you can. Ant-Man and Wasp was lame.
        Nov 23, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i didn't see it. no reason to when there's no way marvel will ever be able to top the george lucas produced howard the duck.
        Nov 23, 2018
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    16. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      is once upon a deadpool a real thing or is youtube just fucking with me?
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        20th Century Fox is also donating $1 from each ticket sold to “Fudge Cancer.” The charity organization’s real name is “Fuck Cancer,” but the founders “graciously changed their name to be more PG-13 friendly for the 12 days of Once Upon A Deadpool’s release,” according to 20th Century Fox.
        Nov 20, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        it says a lot about the premise that even with the context of charity that it still feels like a scuzzy cashgrab they came up with on the spot.
        Nov 20, 2018
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      4. Risewild
        Risewild
        It probably is. If Reynolds is to be believed, Fox has been nagging him to make a PG13 Deadpool movie since 2006.

        Why would Fox want a PG-13 movie if it wasn't to be a cash grab.
        Nov 20, 2018
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    17. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      i've got 37 dislikes... 37?!!
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        that's way vague dude. Now I wish I could bump you up to 38, and ruin your joke
        Nov 20, 2018
      3. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        You mean: 'What the fuck?' posts :)?
        Nov 21, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        username: randal graves
        profile pic: randal fraves from clerks
        *makes clerks reference"
        "that's vague"
        :v
        Nov 21, 2018
    18. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      so with how well RE7 translated the classic RE formula to 1st person i now have real hope that they can do the same for 3rd person for RE2.
    19. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      so resident evil 7 caught me way off guard. the first 40 minutes did not leave a good impression AT ALL. but after the garage...
      1. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        the house opened up and i found myself in a mansion with no idea what was going on. searching for keys and solving puzzles. i was playing a resident evil game. the first proper one they've made since 2002.
        Nov 19, 2018
      2. Makta
        Makta
        Both revelations are kinda good aswell, The thing i liked the least of RE7 is the end and you will know where and why when you get there. Great game tho!
        Nov 19, 2018
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        i thought the end was fine. only thing missing was a countdown. also hearing the little evil dead wind noise nearly made me fail no nut november.
        Nov 20, 2018
    20. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      and after almost a whole year of being domestic violence free it makes a dramatic comeback a mere week after dad relapses. good times.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        naw guys seriously its fine.
        Nov 20, 2018
      3. Millim
        Millim
        As long as you're sure man. You're a good kid, don't want to see you struggling and stuff
        Nov 20, 2018
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        yeet
        Nov 20, 2018
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