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Baltics + Scandinavia hi-fiving till their hands swell up

CIVIL WAR RUSSIA STYLE

It was multi-stage, I woke up many times, and continued it further. Not strictly "zombie" either, but a sort of infectious "status effect" that immediately turned you into a black shadowy ghost YAAAY!

Sounds like fun.

It included not one, but two sleep-paralisys-esque moments, of me right here, by the computer, with black ghost-shadows floating alongside the walls, and me screaming in horror - I MEAN, in retrospect it certainly is interesting :'V

hare,hare, hairy arseholes

Birds eating pig roasts are quite uncommon though. :P

>Birds eating pig roasts are quite uncommon though.
not for long, i got a pig on a spit and a nice family of seagulls to feed

(I'm aware M&B is not a Paradox game, but I also have Stellaris waiting for another replay, ugh... I had to uninstall Crusader Kings after having BARELY touched it - money well spent, stupid asshole)

Maybe I should play some Cities Skylines, that's a different sort of timesink, but I always get so... stuck in the same rut, and the game always ends up with the weird, unnatural "death waves" anyway

(One would think a city building game would have found a way to disperse demographic movement, and not have ALL DEATHS IN THE CITY happen in bulk -_-)

I remember that age though, finding myself - settling my style, giving a shit or two about selfies, so that I could test my face against the world "am I hawt? :0" of course, you don't ask, you just pose pensive, and go "idgaf sup" or something

It's not that I'm "jaded" now or anything, but I'm good. Priorities are all different now, mindset etc. But I see so, so, so much of it on Twitter - every subculture with youth in it "behold me :0" *nonchalant selfie pose*

My style of “trashy mess” has been honed since my late teens

Do Elks cock their leg up on a post to piss?

Dunno how large mammals pee; dogs do the leg-lift because they specifically aim their pee, to leave signals. Rodents tend to just leave pee behind them, as they scurry along. Cows just pressure-hose it back and away from them, but I'm not sure if I've ever seen a bull pee. How do bulls pee?

Pretty sure kids still drink and smoke weed.

I hope so.

You smoke too much weed mate.

Would you prefer we give them crack? Then again, caffeine to kids is crack.

It's funny and prepares them for a life enslaved to big coffee.

Because how else will they become productive you lazy commie asshole

Critical but stable receiving top care from top men.

I know, "critical" is the heavy lifter here, so let's hope he doesn't come back to showbiz missing an arm or something

I just hope he cashes out of the shit Marvel movies finally.

Hoots tae you too.

I got *strong* Gilgamesh + Enkidu = <3 vibes off this one also - but can't make my mind up if coincidental, if India and their billion people just so happen to share another bromance THAT fucking savage

Merry Christmas the like 4 of you who are left in here! Have a nice one, and if you're sad and alone or some shit like that, don't worry - this day is a massive stress-boil and little else!
<3

Merry Christmas!

The baby yaysus was born in Bethesda to save our souls ( arseholes pun :) )

The flimsiest of justification has ever been presented: A possible, plausible, theoretical push - yes, by all of NATO - out of the fucking blue, in the face of nuclear annihilation - through the dreaded "Volgograd gap". That is why Ukraine had to go. Juuust, iiin caaase.

I hope Russia implodes harder than any empire has ever imploded. I hope I get to see the fucking glow from here.

As much as I hate Defeatist Norski, perhaps you're right!

Rose-tinted nostalgia tends to forget frustrating moments. It's pretty demanding in terms of completion, and it's one of my fav games that I have only replayed 2 or 3 times in all.

It kinda seemed barebones so I am playing other stuff.

Doing that new game plus glitch makes for a better 2nd play through. It's just the leather jacket and shotgun though.

You have Elijah woods whole nails? You could sell them for a lot.

The lore context of that one! If only you know!

Lore!? Nono - that's a lifetime of Elijah Wood chopping off his fingertips :D

All burned to death together :'''(

Colbert too.

* Jimmy Colbert