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Danke schön! But how to strike a conversation?

They usually fall for the strong silent type instead.

Risewild is right. If all else fails, I've found that coded poetry will do the final trick.

@Alphons slowly start moving your finger towards the corner of her mouth until it’s in her cheek. If she bites, you’ve got a chance. If she stares at you expectantly or laughs, let her go.

You can also sing the streets a serenade, laying everybody low, with a love song that you made, you find a street light, step out of the shade, you go "you and me babe, how about it"

Funny gets the fanny.

What in the goddamn?

Truth is, conversation was rigged from the start

help i did the thing where you stick your finger in her mouth to get her to bite and i've just been reported for sexual harassment? wtf this is not epic help