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    Ok, not to get "too political" or whatever, but... why are they CRYING for him!? And I'm not talking about conservatives, but like Jamie Lee Curtis?? Who has EVER cried for some celebrity other than North Koreans and Beatles fans!?
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    Other than sad movies, I've cried at a person dying maybe twice in my life, and one of them was my mother

    I seriously don't get it
    Dismayed at the violence, or whatevs? Sure.
    Heartbroken... ? Okay, stretching it I guess, like... do you also break into snot and tears over Inejiro Asanuma?
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    But all out shoulders shaking, drooling down your shirt crying? That's lunatic behavior, people need serious medication, maybe padded cells.
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    (Hmmm, I keep forgetting so many brains were broken by Covid)
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    If you've ever told someone it's easier to peel a garlic if you crush it, I'm gonna find your home and set it on fire
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    Telling people there's an easy way to peel a garlic is just an example of the fundamental self-delusions that bring humanity to its own destruction

    Participating in this lie is tantamount to global genocidal ambition, I fucking hate you.
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    Allright, Libreoffices Norwegian spellcheck gets NONE of the MANY words for butthole!?
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    Not even the WELL grounded NORSE word "rass" - nope, can't recognize!
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    I'm teaching this thing every word there is goddamnit
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    til "thou" is originally pronounced "thu/thoo", without the diphtong, which is basically just "du" with a "th", very Germanic!
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    If I were American, I'd get myself an S&W 4506, after considerable deliberation, I have determined it's the pistolyest looking pistol
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    It's often in the best movies, given the best roles - but like a good shy little bitch, it always stays a little bit out of view - never truly brought into focus
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    Can we ban old ladies from owning dogs?
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    I love that story so much, I love imagining it

    the emotional weight on grandma, for the rest of what little she has to live, of her rabid terrier ripping her grand-child literally limb from limb, blood, guts and muscle-mass everywhere

    she fucking deserved it
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    SquidWard
    We can't ban old ladies from driving cars and you think we can ban them from owning dogs?!
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    I am becoming a balcony-man, every time I hear yapping lapdogs freaking out, I'm going out on my balcony, to survey and judge
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    Wtf, territorial clashes between Thailand and Cambodia; both sides deny inciting aggression
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    Cambodian response was markedly more pointed - "come on then Thailand!? You want some!? Invade us! Invade us motherfucker!!!"
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    There's giant cumululus clusters on the horizon, some looking like hydrogen bombs

    plz a little rain
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    lol i guess stephen king is on the list
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Saw that too. Dude crumbled under absolutely zero pressure to just keep his mouth shut.
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    and like, presenting documentation as an "easter bunny santa claus" type thing so ridiculous, when we all understand that documenting participation is _the point_ of inviting them there; not only would there be a list but it should be extensively detailed.
    I can only imagine not being filmed as some sort of "top tier" - but theres no way to not get on the list, it's the entire purpose of the endevour.
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    Aww, the seagull that hates me pooped all casually on the ground, from a perch, next to me, without trying to shit ON me!
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    As with any wildlife, the key to understanding, is persistent communication - as well as unhinged hostility from time to time.

    We all share in this emotional existence.
    CrimsonRose
    CrimsonRose
    I had a seagull steal my bag of chips when I was at the beach one year. The bag wasn't even open. Thieving little fuckers.
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    I tried to *give* a young (but enormous) seagull some leftover sandwich, to the point of pushing it against its beak.
    As soon as I gave up, and dropped the food, it snatched it and flew away; they literally cannot comprehend *not* stealing.
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    New computer, after previous boy lasted 14 years - good boy, precious boy
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    Now I'm seeing how long I'll go without bothering to recover my X login.
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    loitering laws are so weird, like - *walk, walk walk - stops walking* a crime has now occured :D
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    R.Graves
    its to prevent shady characters from hanging around and harassing or even potentially harming people who are just trying to grab something from a greasy little corner store
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    I always wanted to lean against a wall, with a heel to the wall, the knee out, maybe a toothpick in my mouth, dunno if that'd be too much, but definitely knee out.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    im deploying swat to your location as we speak
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    "That looks like a six foot turkey!"
    "Yes! Exactly!"
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    SquidWard
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    He had to show that kid who was the tough guy cuz it was the 90s and he knew that kid was listening to Limp Bizkit and Korn in his suburban 4 bedroom house and his parents didn't have a mortgage.
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    Dug up an old Korn album for nostalgia, and realized it's really *really* cringe stuff
    SquidWard
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    Yeah but that was the 90s and early 2000s before post-post-post-post-irony made it where showing an emotion was horrible and should be a moment of feeling deep shame for ever showing anyone in the outside world that you felt something or didn't conform to an inconsequential fashion or expected reaction.
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    "Fyre festival II" like, come on... he's such a dead-eyed freak :'D
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    some people have these dead, black pits for eyes
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    I just realized "hell" is called "hell" cus of the Germanic afterlife Hel being a pagan counterpart to Christian Heaven
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    Post-War Tribal
    Post-War Tribal
    Hel/Helvede is more Norse than Germanic in it's origin.
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    I wasn't sure, but sure! Often there's an overlap w Norse and Germanic, and with Germanic and some near-Slavic beliefs as well
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    To be honest, there's probably tons of overlap in Finnic and Saami traditions, but I wouldn't know, cus we never, ever paid them any mind, other than subjugating and stuff, but I have no idea how to even say "Hello" in Saami. I know 0 words.
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    Lol, I thought 1/3 of the world population was infected with toxoplasmosis, but studies suggest 1/2 are :'''D
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    lol some kremlin cuck bot "norwegian" suggested Norway probably should have immediately surrendered in WW2 as well, that's what the military is for, to just immediately surrender and thus - save more lives :o
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    Fun fact, mayo + ketchup = thousand island dressing!

    The more you know! :o
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    It's so wild that Chris Watts had to strangle his daughter twice, and then he had a stress poop in the bushes, outside his work-place
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