Aokigahara, the suicide forest in Japan.

A self-immolating blast of fiery nuclear atomic death causing holocaust across the galaxy is the way real men go.
 
Shooting yourself in the head, but leaving orders beforehand for your body to be cut up and cooked for a banquet served in your funeral.
 
Besides the fact that that's just what you do with trees if you're intending to kill yourself, they hang themselves because there's the potential for the suffering to be minimal. It's not exactly a very well thought-out process. Just like they mentioned in the video, sleeping pills don't work half the time, with the victim dying in painful starvation, weakened by the pills, but not outright killed by them. Every form of suicide has its drawbacks and chances for failure. You can survive a shot to the head, and you can even unintentionally "lobotomize" yourself. You can survive an overdose. You can survive choking yourself and even break the rope and/or the thing the belt/rope is anchored to. In 2010, the famous seiyu Daisuke Gouri committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a utility knife in the middle of a busy city street, and it wasn't discovered that he'd killed himself until well after he died. Clearly people who venture to Jukai to kill themselves follow suit and hang themselves because that's just what's done while you're there, however morbid that may be. But it's not the only way Japanese people take their own lives.
 
Gonzalez said:
SnapSlav said:
and it wasn't discovered that he'd killed himself until well after he died
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Well, duh! (I know it's just the way you constructed the sentence and not what you meant, but still, couldn't resist making the joke)

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But it's not the only way Japanese people take their own lives.
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That's right, they also commit seppuku.
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That's really inappropriate. The whole list of songs earlier were, as well. But this is just not funny.

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Kind of hard to find out he killed himself before he died.
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In the middle of the a busy street, idiot. The whole point of my saying that is that he walked into this street, slit his wrists, and knelt over and died and NOBODY stopped to notice him until he had already gone cold.

Again, poking fun at these sorts of things is just not funny.
 
You'd rather have us all burst into tears? I stopped looking at death as something solemn a long time ago, death is just death, it doesn't even deserve respect, I'd rather respect life. So don't take the jokes so seriously.

SnapSlav said:
, idiot.
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Now there's no need to use those words against each other, is there?
 
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I think this is the last place to look for sympathy as far as random people dying in the world goes. Women are being sold into slavery right now. Countless people are being murdered right now. I saw a homeless guy freezing to death outside earlier asking for money for a hotel since he has nowhere to stay. Why should anyone give two fucks about a random death halfway around the world in a sea of death? Should we mourn every second of the day or lament the great loss of some inconsequential person? People make light of situations because the world is a hopeless, miserable, grimy fucking rock and we need something to remind us that there can be happiness even in the direst of circumstances.

The fact of the matter is most people in this world don't give a flying fuck about anyone else, besides maybe their family, if that, so this kind of thing has happened forever; People dying in the street yet people walk by like nothing is going on, killing themselves in strange places and ways...Is this a problem? Sure. Should we refrain from making jokes about it? No. If people don't want to get made fun of they shouldn't die in funny ways. Like alcohol poisoning from butt chugging.
 
Or that dude who died because his friends put an eel up his ass while he was drunk and eel ate his intestines? Or is that more on the realm of just fucked up?

If someone wants to end their life, that should be their business alone.

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Talking about suicides, last year surfaced a Facebook account of a girl making a big fuzz over her boyfriend breaking up with her, she uploaded a selfie of herself with crying eyes and a blanket tied up around her neck and a melodramatic farewell message, everyone assumed she was just attention whoring, but then somewhere someone posted a photo the police took when they found her body, now that didn't stop people from cyber bullying the facebook page weirdly enough. They even posted memes of the hanging body photo. Kind of fucked up.
 
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I don't know if thats a stupid way of dying or more of a really stupid way of going to jail for murder one.
 
Yeah, but the dead guy is dead and doesn't care, while his asshole friends now have to live with what they've done and realize how stupidly they ruined their own lives.
 
If only they had shot him while he was wearing a hoodie. TOPICAL. Well that's why being stupid and drunk is dangerous, my ass clenched into a singularity when I read that story.

I find the idea of a suicide river being much more fucked up than a forest of people hanging themselves, just imagine a huge flood that then leads to the ground being covered by gross river corpses, you know the ones that are all inflated and gross.
 
How about a river where they cremate people day and night and throw their ashes into the river, and people bathe, wash their clothes and even drink water from the very same river?
 
Pretty whatever, we inhale other people's shed dead cells every second. Also Ashes take away all the morbidity of it. If they were grinding the corpses into a fine red paste, then maybe.
 
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