Autist Homos dreams

Hehe why are you progressives so angry and quick to wish violence and harm to others? Maybe your right I'm not the evil one you are.

So far you've threatened that my house burn down and your going to dissect me in your hobo drug lab, sounds to me you seem to be lacking in the compassion department.
 
I at no point either said or implied that I was going to burn your house down. If you had any reading comprehension, I simply said that if such an event did in fact occur, the only loss to the world would be to your neighbors if their homes were damaged by the flames.

That is a remark relating the consequence of a hypothetical event, go read what I said and tell me where, exactly, did I ever make a threat against your safety? where, quote it, if you can find such a statement, which you won't, did I say I was intending, or even WISHING upon you, action of any kind?

Ignoring the remark about pissing in your grandmother's mouth, obviously. Just take that for the offensive remark it was intended as, which you are obviously fine with, given you see fit to call me a 'spastic'.

So go on and quote me where I made a threat of arson upon your person or property? or where I incited any other to do so?

The remark about dissection...I should think from both the tongue emote and the nature of the wording, that I was simply being as demeaning and condescending to you as you deserve from the way you treat others. Its called sarcasm. Since you obviously do not understand the meaning of what was said, I'll break it down for you into bullet points:

1-whilst I wouldn't so much as experiment on a rat or mouse (in fact this is something I find as contemptible as you are), you are lesser, in the great scheme of things.

2-You are unfit to be called a person, or viewed as such.

Third, and finally, since in order to stand a chance of being understood by a thick, rancid slick of shit like yourself, I needs must keep it short, simple and use small words-Essentially what that boils down to is that unless you were used for organ transplants to keep severely ill hospital patients alive, used for cell lines for medical research which could benefit such people, you are little more than a differentiated group of cells that is capable of acting to direct itself in a given direction. Consume, excrete, respire, and little else. In summary, you are akin to one of those jellyfish-like creatures, that look like them, but aren't. A bunch of interacting polyps, with a few added features; and none of them desirable. As for what kind of polyps...I could certainly hazard a guess what sort, and where they are growing....

Somewhere not particularly flattering, and that mean some time you are going to have to pull your head out of there so as to enable doctors to ascertain whether or not they are pre-cancerous. Or whether being an ambulant tumour is simply your natural state.

Oh..and dissect you myself? I wouldn't want bits of a noxious growth like you fouling up perfectly good sterile disposable petri dishes. Those things do cost me a couple of pence a piece, you know. And I doubt the local hardware store makes a convenient spray to get rid of you, if any did, I'd not be here, I'd be buying shares in the company.
 
Talks about bloated pretension of self-worth.
Turns every single post into kilometer-long dirges composed of pseudo-intellectual wording that would call for a stonger word than "smug" (I'm sure you'll me exactly the word I need, and I'm sure I won't read it because it's buried in a wall of text all about how your life got twist-turned upside down, and you'd like to take an aeon to just sit right there and tell us all about your autism, your bullying, your phosphor burns, your drug use and a myriad of other things including the etymological origin of the word "myriad" just for good measure of Bel Air).
Toppest kek.
 
Wafting waff

It's ok you don't need to back peddle now, you have showed us all how much of a compassionate person you are, the lie has been lifted. It always seems that the people the project compassion and acceptance and are always the ones rotten deep down inside. It's ok buddy, I won't take your intellectual offensive remarks to heart and I forgive you because that's what a real compassionate person would do.
 
Whilst browsing this quintessentially proposterous and yet philosophically enlightened thread posting, it did indeed occur to me that perhaps one's own perception and view of society can be dramatically altered within a brief span of time in one significant, noteworthy stroke of pure, unabashed genius.

For this particular reason alone, I (as a bipolar, schizophrenic biologist) must hastily depart from the horrid bonds of monotonous tradition that once held me back within the rusty chains of this oppressive, mentally stagnant culture. As the noble rhynchocyon once dutifully expanded into its insectivorous niche, I too must evolve with these increasingly dynamic times.

It actually reminds me of one mildy humorous anecdote which eventually resulted in the current state of my painful locked jaw and agonizing twisted ankle. As I was jubilantly dismounting the bus (a wretched monument to the lack of funding that public transport receives) an unruly group of exceptionally thuggish teenagers opportunistically emerged from an alley and tried to have a go at me with their aluminum baseball bats. "Die you schizo bitch!" They'd often fervently remark as they relentlessly pummeled my now disfigured body into a bloody, unrecognizable pulp. It is truly a barbarous and draconian world out there for those of us who are mentally unique.

Prior to that savage assault, I had believe it or not, cleverly managed to secure myself a gorgeous woman. (Well, she wasn't exactly a woman per se, this sexy bombshell would only have been eight short years around the sun while I on the other hand, had reached the ripe old age in which most can uproariously enjoy a pint with the boys, but let me tell you, she certainly was something to behold.) Classically schizophrenic, she would scream on and on about how the radishes were trying to poison her Gatorade. I loved watching her unpredictable moods irresistably swing back and forth like a hypnotic pendulum. At one moment, she would urgently be attempting to hug every person in the room, and the next she would be ripping off her clothes and throwing feces at the nurses. Alas, her bastard excuses for parents ripped us apart by taking out a hateful, discriminatory restraining order on me out of spite.

Discreetly smoking a bit of rather delightful cannibus and hastily drinking a bottle of cheap whiskey, I now viciously drown my insurmountable sorrows laying in this depressing, untidy bed. Such a proposterous situation truly lends itself to reflecting on my profound, remarkable mental journey. Why, just a few brief hours ago my numerous posts were concise, coherent, and relevant to the thread. Seeing as though I have now allowed my consciousness to be righteously liberated, I am cognizant of the freedom I possess to utilize as many redundant adverbs and non-sequiturs as my beating heart desires.

As for you Hassknecht, you can consume the entirety of a hospital waste dumpster's contents for all I care. You are subhuman dogshit. If I were to make an all-encompassing list of the worst things on the planet Earth, you would rank somewhere between AIDS and the Holocaust. You disgust me. Vultures (cathartes aura) would not even touch your corpse if you died in the desert.
 
Public transport is indeed woefully underfunded, an ailment of our neoliberal zeitgeist that anyone with half a brain would immediately fix, but it seems that the neurotypicals in their haste to eliminate themselves and everyone not like them (I.e. those like us with, and I don't say that lightly since humility is one of the virtues taught to us by the only true religion of the avatar, with superior intellects and unique viewpoints unattainable and insurmountable by those with "normal minds") from the world so they can finally inherit their place in the Sun, if you forgive me this little reference to colonialism, even though it might seem odd to make such side remark since it doesn't make much sense, bearing in mind that the "normies", as some would call them, have always inherited the world, not the meek as a certain Aramaic fellow would have us believe (a false belief, of course, seeing as I already told you that the only true messianic religion is the one fittingly named after ultima), a move that has been part of the power dynamic of this here existence since aeons past, like this single sentence, which also doesn't make much sense to begin with, but who's going to read It, anyway?
 
I think he's just making himself look bad. I would sincerely hope anyone who reads his posts will understand that there are plenty of cool people on the spectrum out there.
 
Public transport is indeed woefully underfunded, an ailment of our neoliberal zeitgeist that anyone with half a brain would immediately fix, but it seems that the neurotypicals in their haste to eliminate themselves and everyone not like them (I.e. those like us with, and I don't say that lightly since humility is one of the virtues taught to us by the only true religion of the avatar, with superior intellects and unique viewpoints unattainable and insurmountable by those with "normal minds") from the world so they can finally inherit their place in the Sun, if you forgive me this little reference to colonialism, even though it might seem odd to make such side remark since it doesn't make much sense, bearing in mind that the "normies", as some would call them, have always inherited the world, not the meek as a certain Aramaic fellow would have us believe (a false belief, of course, seeing as I already told you that the only true messianic religion is the one fittingly named after ultima), a move that has been part of the power dynamic of this here existence since aeons past, like this single sentence, which also doesn't make much sense to begin with, but who's going to read It, anyway?
This post kinda reminds me of when my aunt with dementia tries to tell a story.
Is this guy making autism look bad?
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Why?
Especially since this is NMA, and literally every user here has a stake in how autism is portrayed.
 
To be fair, Jogre, you were the prime autist before this guy came around.
How so?

I mean not doubting that, I agree 100% with that assessment.

But I've posted so much shit here that I'm curious as to which of it ended up sticking.
 
How so?

I mean not doubting that, I agree 100% with that assessment.

But I've posted so much shit here that I'm curious as to which of it ended up sticking.

I thought Graves was top autist? This thread should be renamed the Autist Thread.
 
How so?

I mean not doubting that, I agree 100% with that assessment.

But I've posted so much shit here that I'm curious as to which of it ended up sticking.

Shit generally tends to stick unless you scrub it off good. You don't scrub. Scrub.

I thought Graves was top autist? This thread should be renamed the Autist Thread.

Graves is the main homosexual autist. Gaytist? Homuist? Autisexual?
Anyway, he is a freak of existence, ignore him. He'll commit suicide in a year or two anyway.


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We should probably make a unique title of Autism Prime, awarded to the greatest leader of Autibots each year.
 
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