Every place has some filthy gutter trash that defies society's standards what type of hobo trash do you have? I have three that come to mind Pigeon lady Was this 40 year old women from Sweden, ok I have no idea if she was Swedish she had a euro accent and was blonde so it points to Sweden. Anyway story goes she came to Australia with her family and the first week here she had a car accident and killed everyone in it but herself. She now walks the street pushing a cart with bags and she has a pet carry case where she keeps a pigeon most the time it's a dead pigeon and she rambles all crazy. One time I went up to her to get her story and find out why she like this but her first response when I walked up was it's ok if you rape me. The fuck I'm not raping you I bet it's like a Bangladesh fish market down there. Junkie Chris This guy is a relatively new hobo been around a few years, he stands on the highway always trying to get a lift. I actually gave him a job once and he stank next level and was pretty crazy he used to drink left over coke from our rubbish. He lasted one week and when he got paid he got more drugs and disappeared. I see him time to time once he was in the bush with this big log and was doing weights. It was funny as fuck. Lumpy Bob Lumpy bob was this crazy old guy that would walk around in the tropics with a winter jacket he got his nickname from the giant tumour on his neck. Sadly lumpy is no longer with us seen the poor old bastard dead on the side of the road probably a combination of heat stroke and the tumour poping or something. That's my hobos. What have you guys got.