Bad Career Choices

Discussion in 'NMA News and Information' started by rcorporon, Jun 16, 2009.

  1. rcorporon

    rcorporon So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
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    Jan 31, 2008
  2. lasix9

    lasix9 First time out of the vault

    75
    May 29, 2009
    lol. Fluffer.

    I remember how when I first played the game I had no clue what it was.

    Then I equated the fact that it was being asked of me... at a porn studio.

    Ah, good times.
     
  3. Ausdoerrt

    Ausdoerrt I should set a custom tit

    Oct 28, 2008
    Fallout has two places >___<

    The best thing about working as a fluffer was the chance to get pretty badly poisoned... :lol:
     
  4. lugaru

    lugaru Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    330
    Mar 9, 2009
    When I saw excrement expediter I was thinking "what a waste, they should have gone with fluffer" but there it is in first place. Mad props for the mutant league reference too.

    Edit: a few quick ones of my own

    Deathclaw handler (FO3)
    Storm Trooper (any star wars)
    Mobster (The Punisher) (they mostly serve to be tortured to death)
    Scout (civilization series) Honestly you are never going home.
    Police Officer (Sim City) Is the mayor trying to kill us?
     
  5. Ausir

    Ausir Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Apr 20, 2003
    Actually, FO2 is featued twice, and FO1 is not featured at all.
     
  6. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Apr 3, 2003
    Why do you want me to hate you, Ausir?
     
  7. Per

    Per Vault Consort Staff Member Admin

    Apr 1, 2004
    It's "both", not "all".
     
  8. SuAside

    SuAside Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Admin

    May 27, 2004
    telling the truth is a tough job, but someone has to clean up after you BN. ;)
     
  9. Blackened

    Blackened I should set a cutom tite

    598
    Jun 29, 2008
    Poor Chosen One.
     
  10. Ausir

    Ausir Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Apr 20, 2003
    When I first saw this newspost, I thought it was going to be a duplicate of the one about Interplay hirings.
     
  11. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Apr 3, 2003
    I bet you were gleefully rubbing your hands together and cackling maniacally with joy at the prospect of yet again correcting us on something.
     
  12. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    You suspect that Ausir is some kind of evil genius BN?

    (if so, I will have to destroy you Ausir, there is only room for one evil genius on this forum, and I don't like competitors) :P
     
  13. jero cvmi

    jero cvmi Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    399
    Oct 8, 2008
    i'm surprised the career of the Enclave trooper isn't listed.
    i remember when the sergeant ordered me to guard the vertibird, i actually stood there for a couple of (real world) hours waiting for something to happen...

    but really, this list is mostly bull. scientists getting shot, pedestrians getting run over, gathering units in RTS being unarmed... how original.

    the paper boy was a neat nostalgic element, tho'

    also: imp in dungeon keeper. digging and getting slapped to dig faster is the career of the future.
     
  14. Ashmo

    Ashmo Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Jul 2, 2004
    Hah. The imps in the original DK should be on the top indeed.

    I remember slapping them raw to send them in overdrive. They worked best when they were brutally beaten to the point of nigh-death.