Nodder
It Wandered In From the Wastes

Obviously it won't make them want to have a true Fallout 3, but at least the confirmation that the dev team will never make Van Buren would at last kill the hopeless dream and would help stem all of the vitriol flying around and funnel it towards a better end (such as modding FO 3 to make a better sequel, or something).
And also there would be a sense of betrayal and righteous indignation against Cain and co., which could be amusing.
And also there would be a sense of betrayal and righteous indignation against Cain and co., which could be amusing.