Do you have any fears?
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though spiders are probably the most important insects next to bees. If spiders would completely dissapear tomorrow any plant life would stop to exist within a week. Spiders = exterminators.
BFox17 said:
Can't we be friends.
Phil the Nuka-Cola Dude
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Did someone say spiders?
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They also eat snakes.
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They also eat snakes.
spiders are adorable
one time i lay down on my dads porch, to watch two tiny (large by norwegian standards) spiders "fight it out"
that is, they approached each others, and begun waving their face-fangs up and down
for like 20 minutes
then i ran out of patience, and went to do something else
one time i lay down on my dads porch, to watch two tiny (large by norwegian standards) spiders "fight it out"
that is, they approached each others, and begun waving their face-fangs up and down
for like 20 minutes
then i ran out of patience, and went to do something else
I like spiders too. All insects really.
I have a fear, phobia is too strong a word, of injections. Given my history of opiate abuse, this is a good thing.
I have a fear, phobia is too strong a word, of injections. Given my history of opiate abuse, this is a good thing.
Joelzania
Look, Ma! Two Heads!
BFox17 said:zegh8578 said:
Gaah, that's exactly what a girl I knew said to me!I called her crazy for liking spiders :/
The eyes of spiders make me say "Yes!" but their hairy legs make me scream "AAAAAH OH GOD AAAAH"
SmartCheetah
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Lol, I remember my sis screaming about one pretty huge spider who was trespassing in the shower. "Poor fella" I thought, so I decided to not kill him but just flush him with the water. He was fighting very brave so I had to help him with my finger. He liked my bathroom so much, that instead of going down the pipes - he hugged my finger with all his legs.
My sister face expression after I shown her my new "spidey ring"? Priceless.
Anyway, I'm not scared of spiders and such, while at the same time I hate ALL flying insects(bees, moths and other "BZZZ" things. Especially those huge ones)
I'm also scared of heights.
My sister face expression after I shown her my new "spidey ring"? Priceless.
Anyway, I'm not scared of spiders and such, while at the same time I hate ALL flying insects(bees, moths and other "BZZZ" things. Especially those huge ones)
I'm also scared of heights.
im not some steve-irwin with creepy little critters, but im no wuss either.
my younger brother is enormous, full of muscles, but will scream like a little girl when a wasp flies nearby.
me, on the other hand, carried a wasp in my hand on the bus once, cus i didnt have the heart to leave it in there to be squashed by someone
i was fairly nervous tho, holding the wasp, but i reminded myself of the sheer logic at hand: a wasp wont sting you, if you avoid to trigger any stingy-reflexes - it needs to preserve its venom. so, it didnt sting me.
i also fed a wasp once. ham. it ate it
my younger brother is enormous, full of muscles, but will scream like a little girl when a wasp flies nearby.
me, on the other hand, carried a wasp in my hand on the bus once, cus i didnt have the heart to leave it in there to be squashed by someone
i was fairly nervous tho, holding the wasp, but i reminded myself of the sheer logic at hand: a wasp wont sting you, if you avoid to trigger any stingy-reflexes - it needs to preserve its venom. so, it didnt sting me.
i also fed a wasp once. ham. it ate it
Joelzania
Look, Ma! Two Heads!
zegh8578 said:
I must have built up some kind of immunity against the venom of a wasp. I have been stung about twenty times. I have reason to fear those bastards.
twenty times? Heh. I once was hitting a bee hive with a hammer. Beat that. Well ... you do all sorts of things as kid. They had their hive inside a broken car which I used to play with. Took my parents some time to figure out why I was waving so much inside the car till someone told them it might be bees.
Joelzania said:
ive never been stung. ever.
one time me and a friend, we were say 11-12, we were exploring the nearby woods, which we allready knew like our own pockets anyway -
my friend walked right before me, and time sortof seemed to stop, as i noticed he stepped down into something, like a stair down
it was a "dirt wasp" nest, idunno what theyre called in english, they live underground, and they are highly aggressive.
the next moment-in-time, i see a wall. of wasps.
thats all i remember, that huge black cloud of wasps coming up from the ground, and then just wind
wind against my face, i remember the buzz of wasps behind me
i clearly remember my friend screaming - very similar to daffy duck's laugh "woo-ho! woooo-ho-hooo!" only my friend wasnt laughing
so much adrenaline, i remember no fear at all, i just ran like insane
when i was out of the forest, i noticed i was safe.
my friend came up minutes later, all "hiss, ihh, ahh, owww, ihhhh" stung everywhere, there were mutilated wasps hanging, tangled into his fuzzy sweatter, still stinging him
oh, how i laughed
Joelzania
Look, Ma! Two Heads!
the Horror
its actually one of my personal little "life's riddles", what does it feel like to get stung by a wasp?
another such long-lasting mystery to me was the ammount of pain during a cavity drill at the dentists.
i got that answered for the first time two years ago.
the same day i decided to break it to my dad that i had 10 000 krones in collected fines, and a friendly letter calling me in to spend all of xmas in prison. i'd tell him this all carefully enveloped in a request to borrow 10 000 krones - right before fuckin xmas.
^
that was a pretty juicy fear of mine at the time, but now its over
(its expensive being a stoner... )
another such long-lasting mystery to me was the ammount of pain during a cavity drill at the dentists.
i got that answered for the first time two years ago.
the same day i decided to break it to my dad that i had 10 000 krones in collected fines, and a friendly letter calling me in to spend all of xmas in prison. i'd tell him this all carefully enveloped in a request to borrow 10 000 krones - right before fuckin xmas.
^
that was a pretty juicy fear of mine at the time, but now its over
(its expensive being a stoner... )
BFox17 said:zegh8578 said:
Man, I've been stung by a bee once on my ear.
It swelled up REALLY badly, must have been an allergic reaction
when my brother was little, he got a bumblebee inside his ear.
my dad wanted to help him, and tried to solve this delicate problem in a manly way! by applying force and muscle!
so he forced and muscled the bumblebee deeper into his ear, pushing it in there with a pencil "that oughta do it"
do what exactly
the bumblebee stayed in there for hours, probably checking out his brain. then eventually it came out by itself