European Championship discussion thread! Americans keep out.

[Daemon Spawn]

Daemon Spawn casts his vote for France. Sadly, I'm not able to watch any of these games, cause the American networks are pieces of crap, and refuse to show any games. And for some reason, my university doesn't feel like broadcasting the Spanish speaking networks. Sucks.

 

[Murdoch]

Who gives a shit, fucking lawn fairies.

 

[Briosafreak]

Denmark...was...brilliant


I mean the goalies were fabulous, but the was Denmark played as a a team and found solution fro the attack everywhere was freaking brilliant. Our national team has to spend some time in Denmark to learn a thing or two

 

[Odin]

Yeah, Denmark is good. They've always been the underdog team that is actually good.. Remember when they won the European Championship last time ?

I can still hear the crack and screem of that one Danish player that broke his foot..

 

[Brother None]

Who gives a shit, fucking lawn fairies.

I thought I had clearly expressed the view that Americans should keep out of this thread. I mean it's not like I even knew who the hell "Smarty Jones" was, but I didn't mess up that thread with inane remarks either.

Thankee.

Yeah, Denmark is good. They've always been the underdog team that is actually good.. Remember when they won the European Championship last time ?

...

1992?

Don't remember

Denmark always is fantastic in the interlands, tho' their teams suck.

 

[Role-Player]

Denmark played extremely well against Italy. Both teams were quite dynamic, but Denmark seemed to be a step above Italy. The two goalkeepers - Buffon and Sorensen - are worthy of mention, as they had excellent performances.

 

[Daemon Spawn]

Who gives a shit, fucking lawn fairies.

You're talking about baseball right? Now those guys are lawn fairies. Most pathetic sport ever.

 

[Odin]

Goooooo Sweeeeden!!! Bulgaria is having problems with the attackers, niice!

 

[alec]

I thought I had clearly expressed the view that Americans should keep out of this thread. I mean it's not like I even knew who the hell "Smarty Jones" was, but I didn't mess up that thread with inane remarks either.

Pfff... you wouldn't dare, would you? That's not your style, is it?

Anyway: who gives a shit about football or soccer or whatever you girls call it? It's a hoax. Everyone knows the Germans will win. As a compensation for the bombing of Dresden in the second worldwar.

Oh, and before I forget: Beckham is gay. It was on the news this evening. Plus: Posh Spice is a shemale. And get this: the kid is not even theirs. Nope. Apparently, Posh Spice stole that little sucker from a clinic in Helsinki and now the real parents (a lesbian couple from Paris, France) want it back. Just thought I'd tell you.

 

[Odin]

Hehe, there's a reason I'm cheering Sweden on!!

SWEDEN - BULGARIA (5-0)

BWWAHHAA! Damn they played really great, go Henke, Zlatan, Ljungberg and Bäch!

 

[Briosafreak]

Well? It was a perfect exibition, what are they giving you northern European guys all of the sudden in order to play that well? I mean it was 33º Celsius, Denmark and Sweden were supposed to melt during the game...

Best teams so far, let`s see what tomorrow brings.

 

[victor]

Well you know what they say; in Bulgaria, you don't play football. Football plays you!

Sweden OWNED! I was so fucking happy.

France owned too! And against the Brits! Such a total humiliation!


This couldn't be a better time to watch football. Let's hope the Dutch win against ze Germans, bcuz I don't like 'em.

 

[Johns Volition]

Well we all know, of course, that switzerland will win..
not due their great skill, but due to their great luck...
Yup... and hey.. I like that silver football... what's wrong with it?

 

[Brother None]

France owned too! And against the Brits! Such a total humiliation!

Against the who?

This couldn't be a better time to watch football. Let's hope the Dutch win against ze Germans, bcuz I don't like 'em.

Yeah, sure thing.

Pfff... you wouldn't dare, would you? That's not your style, is it?

Nope, definitely not my style

 

[victor]

The British, Kharn, or more precisely, the English. Same shit, different name. And I know the Dutch winning is UNLIKELY, but still... Greece did beat Portugal (was fun seeing the portuguese walking out of the stadium 10 minutes before the end). Sorry, gotta suck to host the championship now. I have to agree that the first few matches sucked, though. Dull, boring, slow... Bah. I like hockey better, anyway.

 

[Brother None]

The British, Kharn, or more precisely, the English. Same shit, different name.

Try saying that to a citizen of the UK. That's like saying Flemish is the same as Belgish (yes, I know I misspelled that, running joke).

The English are citizens of England.

The Brits are citizens of the UK.

...Actually I don't care, but some of them Brits can get worked up about it.

 

[Big T]

The British, Kharn, or more precisely, the English. Same shit, different name.

...
...Actually I don't care, but some of them Brits can get worked up about it.

You'll piss off the Scots, the Welsh and (obviously) some of the Northern Irish by saying that. Shows what a United Kingdom we are.
It doesn't really bother me, I tend to support all the British teams (and the Irish one), unless they're in direct competition with England. After all the shite we've give them over the last few hundred years, we owe them that much.

 

[victor]

But oh my god, they "joined" you like hundreds of years ago. Kinda lame to stick to the past that much (like Brittany or Corsica in France. Give it a rest, people. You've been assimilated for centuries, ffs).

 

[Brother None]

But oh my god, they "joined" you like hundreds of years ago. Kinda lame to stick to the past that much (like Brittany or Corsica in France. Give it a rest, people. You've been assimilated for centuries, ffs).

Yes, quite typical for an American not to understand the sensitivities of the different European cultures. To you, we're basically all one big country anyway and should just shut up and merge, huh?

Americans

On that note, we stop this subject, and get back on topic.

 

[Karkow]

Let’s just see if Scolari (or Filipão or whatever) finally comes to his senses and starts to put the GOOD players from beginning of the game. And put all the retired and sissy players in the bench were they belong. If he does that, if he shows the balls he likes to advertise he has, then we have a chance of going far.. if not, we'll lose again. To Russia.