Fallout 4 "The Wanderer" trailer

You know, with Bethesda. It really does get old after the 8th trailer you release unto the public it is just another way to kill a random nameless enemy.

Hell, Most of their enemies are going to be retarded "Raider" Or "Super Mutant" Nothing unique about them. They will be as static as a brick.

Show some Choice and Consequences. Take some actually good story telling and infuse it with some appropriate music. Not just 50's cliche.

Like fuck, man. Is it that hard to ask for?

Yeah they should but not on something like this trailer which is basically a pure-hype TV add one. Maybe they'll do it the week after the Luck SPECIAL videos


They had quite sometime to make one, If this was the teaser trailer back in a few months near June, Leading up to E3. I'd wouldn't be so militant over this. But it's been months. They have not shown anything to convince me that the story, or the world i'd inhabit would be interesting.

I just know how to jerk my cock around with my cheeto laced finger tips while listening to some 50's music killing people with a splodge induated teddy bear.

I agree, nothing interesting about any trailers or any thing they showcased and the little bits of combat shooting made it look like a generic first person shooter.
I can't understand why the teddy bear rocket launcher would be shown off let alone being in the game to begin with, I think it's stupid as hell but that's just my opinion.
 
Because Fallout is now just Borderlands with Wacky 50s humor and old music!

Only thing missing to match the teddy launcher is a loud obnoxious fart sound every time it hits something "wacky humor"!

Brilliant idea, you're gonna make millions on the mod-store.
Actually, it would be kinda funny if you could fire whoopee cushions out of that thing.
 
In the grim, dark future of Bethesda's Fallout, there is only lulz.

Dare you mention 40k with Bethesda!

Considering Games Workshop basically throws the license at everyone not quick enough up the trees I'd actually expect there to be a 40k-game by Bethesda at some point.
To be fair, their treatment of the Terminator-franchise has been quite good back then. But then, most of their games have been quite good back then, so that doesn't say much.
But it couldn't be the worst 40k-game out there...
 
Because Fallout is now just Borderlands with Wacky 50s humor and old music!

Only thing missing to match the teddy launcher is a loud obnoxious fart sound every time it hits something "wacky humor"!

Brilliant idea, you're gonna make millions on the mod-store.
Actually, it would be kinda funny if you could fire whoopee cushions out of that thing.

Wow you took my idea of fart noises to a whole new level haha. This is about the time that someone comes in here and says not to give them ideas for a new DLC.
 
Because Fallout is now just Borderlands with Wacky 50s humor and old music!

Only thing missing to match the teddy launcher is a loud obnoxious fart sound every time it hits something "wacky humor"!

Brilliant idea, you're gonna make millions on the mod-store.
Actually, it would be kinda funny if you could fire whoopee cushions out of that thing.

Wow you took my idea of fart noises to a whole new level haha. This is about the time that someone comes in here and says not to give them ideas for a new DLC.

"Armor piercing whoopee-cushions for the Rock-It-Launcher! Kill Supermutant Behemoths with hilarity! Only $4,99!"
 
Got bored with the old bland sound of a whoopee-cushion? Craft new types of whoopee-cushions with different pitch of farts! Never get bored again with the new DLC only 0.99 per cushion!
 
It's interesting that modded Fallout New Vegas looks just as good, if not even better than Fallout 4:
 
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To Fallout 4's credit, it still looks better than that. You can't insert environmental shadows with ENB. The graphics are good enough that they don't affect my impression of the game so far.
 
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