Fallout 4>this outdated site

No one here has ever given me any shit for enjoying Fallout 4. I found it fun but very flawed. You'll find that a lot of people outside NMA agree. (And I don't exactly have high standards in game choices, so me finding Fallout 4 flawed says a lot.)

Ever thought that not being obnoxious might get you more friends?

Sergeant Politeness said:
Dragonborn at least wrote a great fanfic. I'm still waiting for yours.
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Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
 
I just do art on my site. That aint for yall though. lol I have a lot of Fallout 4 art for the site though. Should be nice to hit this place with a bit of culture. :P
 
ZigzagPX4 said:
Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
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Here...
http://www.nma-fallout.com/showthread.php?203958-FALLOUT-WARS

You should be warned first that reading this...thing will change you forever. It is a deep spiritual journey which will change the way you see yourself and the world around you.

I will attempt to explain it to you, but to quote one of my favorite youtubers, art is irreducible. Imagine something written by a 10 year old person who LOVES explosions. Now, remove any structure that existed in the text. Finally, add shitty grammar and spelling beyond anything you could ever imagine (way worse than mine). You would still get something 10 ten times better than what he wrote.

I didn't have the courage to finish it honestly.
 
Sergeant Politeness said:
ZigzagPX4 said:
Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
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Here...
http://www.nma-fallout.com/showthread.php?203958-FALLOUT-WARS

You should be warned first that reading this...thing will change you forever. It is a deep spiritual journey which will change the way you see yourself and the world around you.

I will attempt to explain it to you, but to quote one of my favorite youtubers, art is irreducible. Imagine something written by a 10 year old person who LOVES explosions. Now, remove any structure that existed in the text. Finally, add shitty grammar and spelling beyond anything you could ever imagine (way worse than mine). You would still get something 10 ten times better than what he wrote.

I didn't have the courage to finish it honestly.
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To be honest... I only read the first sentence. I needed to know no more.
 
Dr Fallout said:
Sergeant Politeness said:
ZigzagPX4 said:
Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
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Here...
http://www.nma-fallout.com/showthread.php?203958-FALLOUT-WARS

You should be warned first that reading this...thing will change you forever. It is a deep spiritual journey which will change the way you see yourself and the world around you.

I will attempt to explain it to you, but to quote one of my favorite youtubers, art is irreducible. Imagine something written by a 10 year old person who LOVES explosions. Now, remove any structure that existed in the text. Finally, add shitty grammar and spelling beyond anything you could ever imagine (way worse than mine). You would still get something 10 ten times better than what he wrote.

I didn't have the courage to finish it honestly.
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To be honest... I only read the first sentence. I needed to know no more.
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ZigzagPX4 said:
Dr Fallout said:
Sergeant Politeness said:
ZigzagPX4 said:
Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
Click to expand...

Here...
http://www.nma-fallout.com/showthread.php?203958-FALLOUT-WARS

You should be warned first that reading this...thing will change you forever. It is a deep spiritual journey which will change the way you see yourself and the world around you.

I will attempt to explain it to you, but to quote one of my favorite youtubers, art is irreducible. Imagine something written by a 10 year old person who LOVES explosions. Now, remove any structure that existed in the text. Finally, add shitty grammar and spelling beyond anything you could ever imagine (way worse than mine). You would still get something 10 ten times better than what he wrote.

I didn't have the courage to finish it honestly.
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To be honest... I only read the first sentence. I needed to know no more.
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Umm... nice video, have no idea what the point of it is...
 
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Dr Fallout said:
Sergeant Politeness said:
ZigzagPX4 said:
Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
Click to expand...

Here...
http://www.nma-fallout.com/showthread.php?203958-FALLOUT-WARS

You should be warned first that reading this...thing will change you forever. It is a deep spiritual journey which will change the way you see yourself and the world around you.

I will attempt to explain it to you, but to quote one of my favorite youtubers, art is irreducible. Imagine something written by a 10 year old person who LOVES explosions. Now, remove any structure that existed in the text. Finally, add shitty grammar and spelling beyond anything you could ever imagine (way worse than mine). You would still get something 10 ten times better than what he wrote.

I didn't have the courage to finish it honestly.
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To be honest... I only read the first sentence. I needed to know no more.
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Dr Fallout said:
ZigzagPX4 said:
Dr Fallout said:
Sergeant Politeness said:
ZigzagPX4 said:
Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
Click to expand...

Here...
http://www.nma-fallout.com/showthread.php?203958-FALLOUT-WARS

You should be warned first that reading this...thing will change you forever. It is a deep spiritual journey which will change the way you see yourself and the world around you.

I will attempt to explain it to you, but to quote one of my favorite youtubers, art is irreducible. Imagine something written by a 10 year old person who LOVES explosions. Now, remove any structure that existed in the text. Finally, add shitty grammar and spelling beyond anything you could ever imagine (way worse than mine). You would still get something 10 ten times better than what he wrote.

I didn't have the courage to finish it honestly.
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To be honest... I only read the first sentence. I needed to know no more.
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Umm... nice video, have no idea what the point of it is...
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What Dragonborn's magnificent work of literature reminded me of. :grin:
 
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Isn't the question posed by the title just a category error?

Like which is greater? 3 or {1, 1.5, 2}? Which is better, dogs or cake?
 
Sergeant Politeness said:
ZigzagPX4 said:
Wait, what? I'm relatively new compared to other members, you mind pointing me to where this presumably hilarious little bit of literature can be found?
Click to expand...

Here...
http://www.nma-fallout.com/showthread.php?203958-FALLOUT-WARS

You should be warned first that reading this...thing will change you forever. It is a deep spiritual journey which will change the way you see yourself and the world around you.

I will attempt to explain it to you, but to quote one of my favorite youtubers, art is irreducible. Imagine something written by a 10 year old person who LOVES explosions. Now, remove any structure that existed in the text. Finally, add shitty grammar and spelling beyond anything you could ever imagine (way worse than mine). You would still get something 10 ten times better than what he wrote.

I didn't have the courage to finish it honestly.
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This is the greatest piece of literature I have ever set on my eyes on. Not since reading "The Eye of Argon" have I wept such tears of joy.

Thank you for linking us to this masterpiece.
 
PossibleCabbage said:
Isn't the question posed by the title just a category error?

Like which is greater? 3 or {1, 1.5, 2}? Which is better, dogs or cake?
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The impression is that Fallout 4 is too good a game, to be hurt by NMA's words. Nevermind that Fallout is not a sentient being and cannot act all snobby and "above NMA's crap". At least, that's the impression I'm getting.

You know, if I discovered NMA 5 years ago, I can guarantee I would've been right there with all the trolls and and harassers and the skeptics, shouting at the forum members for being hateful outcasts who'll never see the light of the day. But I've seen too much intelligence running around here to just write it off as worthless. And now I'm here.

Is this enlightenment, or have I fallen to the dark side?
 
11,000 words. Give me a few minutes. Man I want to spellcheck this shit but I'll leave it.
 
If I wanted to waste however long it would've took to look through it and hated myself/my life then yes I would've looked through it. I only read a little bit before I had to stop, it was NOT human...that much I can tell you.
 
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I just made it slightly easier to read. I didn't spellcheck so you could get the full effect.

FALLOUT WARS


My name is -explosive artillary interupts so you cant here him- and im in the 44th marine armored division first company... it was a cold winter day in achorage when they attacked...


They ambushed us in the middle of the night... the red chinese they were... they stormed the army base with chimera tanks and were armed to the teeth with chinese assault rifles and the new chinese prototype power armor... are men didnt stand a chance most died in seconds the rest of my platoon was blown up by a chimera tanks... the rest of the survivors hid in a bunker but were burned out by flamer units... i was the only survivor... in a last dich effort to survive i stole stealth armor and shock sword from a chinese dragon... i sneaked to behind a power armored chinese soldier and stabed him and stole his power armor and minigun... i then started mowing down hordes of chinese soldiers... i thought i was dead and was just trying to kill some before idied so i wont die a cowerd... but before i knew it i had shot them all down and they were dead... just when i thought i killed them all a drop ship came and ten chinese black ops came jumping down... i run to cover... they started shooting at my cover and i was pinned down...


I managed to get a shot on one and kill him...but there were to many...just when they were moving up on me I thought i was about to die... but then a big laser hit them and killed them all... to this day i dont know were that laser comes from but i have a feeling i would see it again some day... i rushed from cover and into a trench... there was a mister handy soldier still alive... i thought he was on my team when he went crazy from the demage and tryed to shoot me... lucky for me i was in cover and had pulse grenades i threw them at him and he died... i tryed radioing back to base but there was no answer... i then looked in the distance off a cliff top and saw the base it was under heavy fire... i rushed down the hill to help the base and along my way i ran into some chinese soldiers... there were not many i killed them easy...


I started going to the base more...then i run into a chimera tank and it shot me and blow my power armor off and i ran in cover and threw pulse grenades at it and it exploded... i then said "oh no my power armor was destroyed what will i do?" and then a vertibird came and dropped of the new enclave power armor mk 2 off and i put it on and then started traveling to the base more... on my there i run into more chinese and i was like "more chinese take this" and then i threw a plasma grenade and they died... i needed to get to base fast before it was destroyed but i could not run fast enough so i decided to look around for a vechile i then found a corvega and drived it to the base...


When i got to the base my soldiers were pinned down and didnt know what to do and thought they were going to die... i then at the chinese forces yelling "come get me you red basterds" and then ran and they started chasing me and while they were distracted chasing me my soldiers got out of cover and shoot them all and they were dead... they came up to me and thanked me and gave me a medal... then out of no were a explosion happened and everyone was dead but me cause i was wering power armor...


I then yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then a sargent came who has survived and said "GET YOURSELF TOGETHER SOLDIER" and then i calmed down and he said "LETS END THIS WAR SO WE CAN GO HOME RIGHT NOW ME AND YOU SOLDIER WILL GO INTO THE ENEMY BASE AND SET OFF THE GENERATERS AND BLOW THEM UP" then i said "how will we get in?" and he was like ill distract them and you sneak behind them... and then we traveled to the enemy base... the sargant started shooting at the base and i run in the back... the back was guarded by a gunner and three chinese dragons... i threw a plasma grenade but they threw it back and it hit me... lucky for me no damage was done to my armor... i then came around the corner and shoot them all but one survived and he tryed to charge with a sword and he got up to me and stabed me and i was dieing... he left me for dead... i thought i would die... but then the sargent came and said "GET UP SOLDIER THE WAR IS NOT OVER YET" and used a stimpack on me and i got up... we proceded to together in the enemy base... we were sneaking and saw a whole army of chinese soldiers getting ready to invade america... and there was the leader there to his name was hi kogoro and he was giving a speech about nuking america it was scary and the sargent yelled "ENOUGH WACHING WE NEED TO PUT AN END TO THIS RIGHT NOW GO GO GO SOLDIER TO THE GENERATER"


We sneaked to the generater room it was guarded by 20 chinese dragons and we needed a plan... the sargent had plans he said we could a) throw a grenade but that would cause the generater to explode and kill both of us and are mission would be over we would die heros or b) we can try to shoot them but we might die and what if we cant explode the generater then we have failed and died for nothing... or c) we can run away and save our selfs and let america burn under nuclear fire...me and the sargent went with plan a and we exploded the generater and destroyed the base... the sargent died in the explosion but i survived cause power armor... ...


"Was fighting the chinese worth all this life" i ask myself as i lay there frozen in the cold rubble without knowing what to do cause the base and all the men had been destroyed so i called for reinforcments and they came... a whole big army of a 1000 enclave soldiers at least swarmed the area and secured the sights and bases to get ready for the chinese counter attack... general chase came up to me and said "good work soldier here is another medal for your good work" and i said "what is the plan" and he said "before we can set up the counter attack i need you to destroy the chinese power armor factory "i said chinese power armor factory?" and he said "yes the chinese stole are power armor plans and have been building there own power armor as you can see" i said should be easy "were is it" he said "in china that is right im sending you to china get on the vertibird" i said "but wait is anyone coming with me?" and general chase said yes me and squad of 4 elite enclave soldiers" and i said "ok lets go" and then we got on the vertibird and when we were flying over china getting ready to land some aa guns shot us down...


I got up in the wreck of the vertibird still alive and looked around and saw all my soldiers dead but general chase was not there so i guess he went to do the mission without me and thought i was dead... and then i thought i had to go save him and i went to the chinese power armor factory... it was guarded by 50 chinese soldiers... lucky for me i had a sniper so i sniped about 10 out before they noticed me i then set up a landmine field with land mine i was supplyed with before the mission and then they came and they all got blown up... there was one alive on the ground so i went up to him and said "WHERE IS GENERAL CHASE" and he said "we captured him and he is in the chinese leaders office and the hi kogoro himself is there tourting him for nuke plans" i said "hi kogoro is still alive i thought i killed him in the explosion" and he said "no he escaped on his vertibird and landed here right after" so i shot him and went into the base and i was in the main hallway and a bunch of chinese soldiers came down the hall and i shoot them all with my minigun and they all died... i moved up and then a power armored unit came so i shot them with my missle launcher and they did not die... "i was like what? missle launchers kill power armor" and then i saw they had shields on there power armor... i came up with a plan fast and i threw a pulse grenade... and they did not die... i shot all my ammo at them at they did not die so i surrendered and then they took me to the same room were chase was and me and him were tied up on chair while hi kogoro was beating us trying to get the nuke codes out of us... he then was called away for a second... so i escape using the power or my power armor and then freed chase...


We then sneaked to the power armor making lines and it was guarded by 20 chinese soldiers no power armor units were there so we killed them easy with grenades and miniguns... we then went to the power armor control computer and there was a button to overload the power armor making machines... i was about to press it when i noticed chase was not behind me anymore... i then heard hi kogoro on the speaker saying "we have captured chase again and will kill him if you destroy the power armor making machines" and i said "will you free him" and he said "yes i will free him if you either dont destroy the power armor machines or give us the nuke codes" so i had three choices a) destroy the power armor machines and let chase die b) give him the nuke codes and destroy the power armor machines and having chase freed c) go away from the machine knowing i wont be able to destroy it in the future and free chase myself


I went with b and gave hi kogoro the nuke codes and then he let chase free and then i blow up the generater and we went to the extraction point to wait for vertibird pickup and when we were waiting a whole army of a 1000 chinese soldiers attacked... i said "oh no we will never make it" and chase said "yes we will make it just get in cover and hold them off in the vertibird can arrive" so went in a trecnh and we shot a few hundred down but they were moving up to fast and then a whole army of vertibirds came and bombed but then out of no were a army of chinese jet planes shot them all down and then passed us and we were left in the extraction zone... and chase said "we have to find out were the jets came from and destroy the jet making factory but then i realized and said "those werent chinese jets they were us jets and the vertibirds were chinese vertibird and chase said "oh then lets wait for pick up then" and then out of no were the jets came back around and started shooting at us and we jumped to the side and i said "oh no the jets think we are chinese what will we do" and chase said "we will do the only thing we can do and take them down there is a anti air gun on the roof of the statesman hotel...


We went to the statements hotel and on are way we run into some chinese dragons and they were invisible so i sprayed my mini gun all around to hit them and hit chase by a mistake and the chase got mad at me and started shooting at me but it bounched off my power armor and i told him to stop and im sorry but he would not listen and then he picked up a sniper and run away and took position on the statesmen hotel and started trying to snipe me so i went into cover and i found a smoke grenade and run in the hotel just in time before the jets shot me and then in the hotel there was us soldiers and i said hi and then they started shooting at me so i threw a grenade at them and they died and i was like "why are they attacking me?" i better find chase and find out then i battled through an army of soldiers i to get to the top when i stepped on a landmine on the roof and it blew my leg off and then there was chase standing over me with a pistol and he said...

"Im sorry but i have to kill you"... and i said "but why chase it was a mistake i didnt mean to hurt?" and he was like "i know that is not why i am killing you i can not let anyone who would betray uncle sam and give the enemy the nuke code i were the one who sent the jets after us" and then i said "but why i saved your life" and he said "but you dangered all of america" then i said "but i can fix and kill hi kogoro before he launches the nukes" and he said "no you can not live by law" and then was about to shoot me and kill me but then i realized i had a pistol hidden and i could shoot him and kill him before he shot me... i then had three choices... a) accept my punishment for betraying the codes and die with honer (b shoot him and kill a good general and killing him will probably make us lose all the war cause he is a good general (c beg for mercy


I went with plan a and accepted the consequences of my action... chase was about to shoot me and then the sargent who i thought had died came and pushed chase out of the way and right off the building and as chase was falling from the building a big blue beam picked him up and took him away... and then i said to the sargent "what was that blue beam that took chase" and he said i will tell you later then i said "how did you survive i thought you died?" and he said "i thought i did not but then i awoke and you were not there so i went to find you cause i thought you were in trouble and i was right" and then out of no were solders came and surrounded me and they were about to shoot me but then the sargent spoke out and said "wait you can not shoot him this man saved my life you have to forgive him and give him another chance" and then they put down there guns and then they said ok but only if you help us to defend this hotel until we the vertibirds can come and air lift it off and i said "why would you lift up a hotel?" and he said "we need to escape from here but no drop ship is big enough to carry us all but the hotel is so were gewtting them to pick up the hotel with all of us in it" and i said "that is a good plan" and then out of nowere we looked down from the building and saw a whole chinese army of thousands of guys charging at us and there he was... hi kogoro himself and he had a large set of power armor and a samuri sword and was charging with a group of dragons... and then we got are snipers out and started saniping off the army but there was to many...


They came rusing up the stares so we put down landmines to blow them up when they come out and most of the army died but there was still high kogoro and his dragons who charged us with swords and killed half of our soldiers... a dragon came at me and tried stabbing me so i disarmed his sword and stabed him with it and then more dragons came so i killed them all with my sword... it was just me and the sargent left now and high kogoro himself was coming at us with his sword and we were about to die but then out of no were the hotel started moving and he felled over and we did to... the vertibirds were here carrying to the hotel away... the sargent was knocked out and it was just me and high kogoro and we had a sword fight and then i killed him and he died... then in a few hours we they droped the hotel in washington dc and the president himself came to me and said "you did good work soldier by killing the leader and i would like to offer you ownership of this hotel for your services" and then i said "no the sargent deserved it more then me he saved my life" and then the president gave it to the sargent who retird from the enclave and spent his days running the hotel... and then out of nowere the president got an urgent message and said "the chinese are going to be making a counter attack on alaska soon and aliens are attacking the moon and we need reinforcments and both places wich place do you want to go to??" a) the moons b) alaska c) none


I went with a cause the aliens with advanced weapons are way deadler then the chinese and need all the men they can get to defeat them... i waited for my vertibird transport and then the sargent came up to me and said "good luck friend" and then i asked "why dont you come with me?" and he said "cause i got a hotel to run" and then the vertibird came and took me to the moon... when i landed on the moon a solder run up to me and said "we need to move in the alien mothership zeta and rescue chase" and then we started running to the alien ship when it landed and when we were running to it some aliens came out of a drop ship and started shooting at us and we were pinned down so i threw a grenade over the cover and it killed two of them butthere were still three left and they were moving up on us so i quickly peaked out of cover and shot them all with my gatling laser... and then i found a drone cannon on one of them and said “hey nice weapons we should all be using the alien weapons cause they is better then ours" and then they picked up the alien weapons and we moved on more and then out of no were a group of aliens with shock batons charged us and i shot a bunch of them but they was to fast and just keep coming and killed half the soldiers but then we killed them with there own weapons and I was like "a taste of your own medecine must not have tasted good" and then we moved on more then out of no were recon crafts started shooting at us and killed a bunch of soldiers and then just as one was flying to shoot me i shot it with a drone cannon and it died...


Then we checked the wreck and out of no were an alien abomination came out and charged me and knocked my weapon out of my hand and then i hit it with a super sledge and it died so then we keeped moving up more and then out of nowere the mothership took off and aimed a deathray at us and then was about to shoot us but then i shot the deathray and the it damaged the ship so it had to land again for repaired and then i was like "quick we have to got before it is repaired" and then we moved up more and there an alien trench infront of it and the aliens had machine gun turrets and they were firing heavy at us and we hid behind a rock... and everyone was to scared so i said "we have to move now or we die here have corage solders and charge them for the president" and then all the soldiers started charging and i charged to it was just like d day were the solders were charging at the beach and getting killed and then me and only two other soldiers got up to the trench and threw grenades in it then all the aliens died" and the alien ship was about to take off so i told them "quick we have to run to it" then we got running but it was to late it already took off them pointed the deathray at us and i tried to shoot it with my drone cannon but the mothership dodged it and then it shot and made a big explosion and killed all of the remaining solders...


I thought i was dead but then i realized my power armor had a shield on it that was good for blocking one explosion and i said "i am lucky or am i??" and then the mothership abducted me and there were aliens standing over me probing me and then i woke up in a cell with chase and a chase said "so we meet again let us end this in a duel" and i said "a duel we would need an arena for that" and then out of no were me and chase were teleported to an arena on some strange planet and there were millions of aliens of all different races waching us... i thought we had to fight to the death with are hands and then out of no were a two big mechs the size of a city each droped off and then me and chase each got in one me and they were equiped with big fat mans that could fire whole nukes and giant miniguns... i said "wow this is deadly" and then chase said "lets fight" and i said "no we can use these to kill the aliens and escape and we can take them back to earth to use them to fight the chinese" and chase said "but you must die for your crimes" and i said "we can worry about that later after we go back to earth and defeat the chinese and he said "that is plan let me think about it"


Then i said "we have no time to think about it they are getting ready expecting a fight now" and then chase said "i guess we have to fight while i think about it" and then we started battling me and chase both shot nukes and they hit each other and exploded in the air and then started shooting us with miniguns and we run out of ammo so we had a fist fight with the mech and after hours of fist fighting in the mechs i realised my mech had an energy sword and then i kicked chases mech to the groun and he was defensless this was my time to kill him but then he said "i made up my mind we use the mechs to escape and go back to earth to fight the chinese" i would have agreed automatcly before but the chance was to good i could a) not kill him and use the mechs to escape with him b) kill him and then use the mech to try and escape myself or (c kill him and not escape and see if the aliens reward me and maybe i can make peace with them and forge an alliance between are races. I went with c and was about to kill chase but then my mech shut down.


I heard i huge voice coming from the alien leader saying "you have already beaten him and won there is no need to kill him and i will not let you" and then i said "he will just keep trying to kill me if i dont" and the alien leader said "if this is true then you can kill him" and i said "right on" but then the alien leader said "chase is it true" and chase lied and said "NO" and the we were teleported to a meeting room and the alien leader was there and he was a big beast and then i asked him "what do you want with us" and the alien leader said "we want to ally with you to defeat the chinese to stop nuclear war" and i said "why??" and he said "cause years ago aliens planted you on earth as a scientific experiment and we are still studying you and nuclear war will destroy you and ruin are experiment" and i said "so we are just made as expiriments for you sick fucks??" and the alien leader said "yes"


Then chase got a little angry and he pulled out his gun and started shooting at the alien leader but then the alien leader used psycic powers to take his gun away and then said "chase we are here to help your race live" and then chase said "then why did you attack the moon??" and the alien leader said "cause we were hoping you would fire your nukes at the moon instead and waste then all on the moon" and chase said "but why do you want to only destroy the chinese then??" and the alien leader said "it is clear that you is winning the war and we are with the winning side and if one side dies it will be all we need to end nuclear war"and chase said "but what stops you from turning on us if the chinese start to win??" and the alien leader said "you will just have to trust me" and then chase said "we dont have much of a choice" and then the alien leader got offended by chase and teleported me and him to an arena were we had to fight waves of big beasts...


We want back to back and the beasts keeped coming and we keeped killing them then a huge beast came and we could not defeat it and then we thought it would kill us but we got teleported back and then the alien leader said "that will teach you for insulting the alien leader" and then i asked "what is the plan to stop the chinese??" and the alien leader said "first we must go to achorage it is under heavy attack by the chinese and they are killing all the enclave there we will take are alien fleet to achorage and destroy the chinese from overhead" and i said "whats the cach??" and the alien leader said "first you will be dropped off and you have to disable the anti air guns before we can fly in" and then we were teleported to alaska" and then chase said "i guess we will have to work together for now" and then we started moving to the first anti air gun we were ambushed by chinese forces then we got in cover and started shooting at them and they were pinned down so i went to flank them and shot them then when i went back to find chase he was gone...


I then keeped moving up until I came to a chinese turret entrenchment... i then called for reinforcments and ten soldiers came so we charged them and most soldiers were dead and killed them all and then we got to thefirst anti air gun and i put a c4 on it and it exploded... we then went to the other anti air and destroyed it and then a big alien fleet came and started shooting all the chinese with deathrays i thought we had won but then out of nowere a bunch of chinese jets started shooting them and bombing them and there were millions of them and they destroyed the alien fleet in seconds and the i need to escape and i heard chase on the radio and he said "i have a drop ship waiting for you" and then i saw the drop ship and there was chase with other soldiers waving me to come over and then on my way there a jet shot me and i was dying then soldiers had to carry me back to the dropship and when they were carrying me a bunch of chinese soldiers came and I shot them when i was being carryed and then i got there and chase shot the soldiers who was carrying me in the head and then throwed us in a pile of bodys and dumped gasoline on us and and walked over to the pile and was standing over us and lit cigerate and then throw the cigerate on us and walked away and it burned the gasoline and i was burning but then out of no were the sargent came and dumped water on me and put out the flame and the sargent said "im always here to save you just in time" and then i saw chase flying away and i knew we had to kill him and i asked the sargent "do you know were chases base is??"


He said it is over here and we got into a vertibird and it flew us there" and then there were two guys guarding the ouside of the base so we grappled down and assisinated them with knifes and then we sneak into the base and were sneaking past all the guards and then out of nowere a black ops team with laser guns beached in and searched the room thoroly and we could not hide anymore so we shot them and they died and we moved up more and we came to the courtyard and a bunch of soliders were there shooting at us and we were about going to die but then chase called an airstrike and it blow up all the solders but not us and then we moved up more and came to a dock and we saw chase there he was trying to get away on a boat so we took a boat and started chasing after his boat down a river and there were lots of rocks and we had to dodge them there was solders positioned on the river shooting at us and we started shooting back and killed all them...


Then we came to waterfall and a veribird picked chase up and then just as we were about to go down the waterfall and the vertibird was about to fly away chase shot it with a grenade launcher and it went down and we went down the waterfall... we were all hurt and i could not find sargent anywere so i moved to the vertibird wreck and saw chase there and he started running but he was to hurt so he started leaning on a car... i then walked up to him and was about to stab him but then he grabbed me and took my knife and stabbed me and hit my head on the car and then when i was on the ground he said "millions of people are going to be dead all because you told the nuke code to save one man but you will die today with them" and then chase stomped me on the head and was about to shoot me with his gun but then the sargent came and tackled him over and they started fist fighting and chase was winning and beating sargent on the ground i then pulled the knife out of me and throw it at chase and it hit him right in the head and i thought he was dead...


Then a vertibird came out of nowere to pick us up and when we were going ot the vertibird we looked back and notice chase was missing and then we went in the vertibird and it took off and was flying us back to america and then we pass hewi and there was a huge volcano and then the vertibird started driving towards it and it was going to go in it and then i went to check on the pilot to see if he was ok and the pilot was chase and chase was going to drive into the volcano and kill us all and then as the vertibird was about to hit the volcano chase parashooted out and then i took control of the vertibird and chase shot it with a missle launcher and then me and sargent parashooted out and we started having a parashoot battle then all our ammo run out and then we landed on the ground and we were all face to face ready to battle then we heard on the radio the chinese took over hewi... and then out of nowere from the bushes a bunch of chinese surrounded us and we there was hi kogoro they brought him back to life as a cyborg and then we started fighting them and we shot them all except hi kogoro who kicked me and sargent to the ground and we were to hurt to get up... then i saw chase sword fight hi kogoro and i realised i had one bullet left in my gun and could shoot one of them i then had a choice a) shoot hi kogoro b) shoot chase c) shoot non and whoever wins wins


I went with c and let them fight and then they had a big fight but they all missed and run out of ammo and they fled from eachother and i could not find any of them anywere... so i decided it would be a good idea to take hawi back from the chinese... the chinese had two bases on hawi so i went to the first one and when i got there it was a guarded by chinese solders and i thought no problem they will be easy to kill and they i killed went and shot all of them with my minigun and and then out of no were a chimera tank as huge as a big building came and started shooting at me so i got in cover... i fired rockets at it but it was to big... it moved up and charged up a shot and was about to shoot me when out of no were i heard big footsteps coming and heard a voice saying "death to communism" and then i looked and saw a huge robot who then threw a grenade and shot lasers and the chimera tank and it died...


I said "thank you to the robot" and then it picked me up and put me on its shoulder and we traveled to the other base... but this base was guarded by chinese power armor units and there were lots of them so i sat back and wached liberty prime kill all of them... and i said "that was easy" and called for extraction and a vertibird came and picked me up and took me back to america were the president gave me a mission to go kill the alien leader and i said to the president "but the alien leader is on are side and the president said "he thinks so that is why i want you to go to him and betray him" and I said "but how he is the alien leader?" and the president said his fleet has been destroyed by so it should be easy to go and kill there leader now" and then out of nowere a i was abducted and the alien leader was there talking to me and he said "so you hold off achorage" and i said "yes" and the alien leader said "my fleet is destroyed if it wasnt destroyed i would do this myself"and i said "do what you have a mission for me" and the alien leader said "yes i want you to go into a china and capture hi kogoro for us" and i said "why capture him i could just kill him" and the alien leader said "we need him alive so we can get information" and i said "what information?"


He said "we need the nuke codes" and i said why do you need the nuke codes" and he said "so we can disable the nukes" and i said "ok ill go capture hi kogoro for you then" and then i was beamed to hi kogoros fortress in china and it was guarded by chimera tanks and millions of chinese dragons so i need a disguise to get in cause i can not kill all of them alone so I went and sneaked up on one of the dragons and knocked him out and took his chinese stealth armor and then i went into the fortress and went to hi kogoros throne room and there hi kogoro was sitting on his throne and he said to me "come here dragon" and i said "ok" and then he said "you are chosen for my practise" and i said "ok" and he said "let us practise" and then he gave me a sword and i went in an arena with him and i said "why are we using real swords this is supposed to be practise and he said "yes it is i am practicing killing and you are loyal dragon so you should be honered to practice and die for your emperors training...


Then we started sword fighting and hi kogor knocked me to the ground and was about to stab me but then i disarmed his sword and he had no weapons and i said "your coming with me or i will kill you" and then I lead him out of the castle and told his dragons that if they attack i will kill him and then i lead him outside and phoned the aliens and they beamed me and hi kogoro up... they beamed hi kogoro and me to a cell and i said "you beamed me in with hi kogoro" and the leader said over and annoucment "i know you were going to betray me so your trapped now" and i said "let me out you will pay the us will attack this ship and you will die" and the alien leader said "now that I have the nuke codes the us will be no more" and then the alien leader put on a ten minute count down timer before the nukes will launch "and i said hi kogoro he will destroy the world we need to work together to get out of here" and hi kogoro said "fine we will work together for now"and then i hacked a terminal and it opened the cell and then me and hi kogoro beat up some aliens and took there weapons and fought are way through the ship killing hundreds of aliens a long the way and then we got to the nuke control room and it was aimed to destroy the whole world and then hi kogoro put a gun to my head and said "i will set this to destroy only america" and he shot me and i thought i was dead but then i woke up and the sergent was standing over me...


He healed me with a stimpack and said "come on soldier we still have time to set the terminal" and then i disabled the nukes and me and sargent sneaked are way to the alien leaders room and the alien leader noticed us and said "so you think you can defeat me" and then me and sargent started shooting him with all are guns the alien leader grabbed sargent ate him and then the alien leader grabbed me and was about to eat me when chase blowed his head off with arocket launcher... and i said "so are you going to kill me now chase" and chase said "you have redeemed yourself and saved the world from nucler war" and then we set the mothership toself destruct and took an escape pod back to earth and then we went to washington and the president came up to us and said "good work here is a medal" and then i said "so is the war over now??" and he said no "hi kogoro is still on the loose in china and is getting ready to laucnh nukes we need to do a full assault on china now im sending you and chase and sqaud of are bestenclave solders on a infiltration mission to hi kogoros secret nuke base to kill him and disable the nukes" and then out of nowere a escape pod crashed down and the sargent came out of it and said "i need to warn you all about something your in danger quick" and then out of nowere assassin appeared behind chase and one appeared behind the president and the sergent but i only had time to shoot one and save one of them i had to act fast and had three choices a) shoot the one trying to kill chase b) shoot the one trying to kill the president c)shoot the one trying to kill the sargent.


I went with b and shot the assassin going for the president and saved the president... chase managed to shoot the guy behind him but the sergent got stabbed and the assassin run away. I looked down on sargent and he was dieing and i said to him "sargent are you ok??" and then a assassin appearedd behind me and sargent shot it and saved me and then he said with his dieing breath "looks like i saved you one last time if only you would have done the same for me and saved me... some friend you were" and then the sargent died and i started to cry... but then chase came up to me and said "WE GOT A MISSION TO DO SNAP OUT OF IT SOLDER" and then i stopped crying and got on a vertibird with him and that vertibird pulled into a huge fleet of 1000s of vertibirds all headed to attack china... we flew into china past lots of heavy fire and most vertibirds were shot down... we then got to hi kogoros secret base and we dropped there with a squad of 100 enclave marines... we then started to move up to hi kogoros room and on are way we run into a 1000 chineses soldier...


We killed them all with are miniguns easy cause we had power armor so we were all walking tanks... and then we moved up more and run into some chimera tanks who shot and killed half of the marines... and they keeped killing us so we got in cover and then i said "i have plan to defeat them one of us has to run up to them with c4 and put it on them... i will do this... give me cover fire" and then they gave me cover fire and I runed up to the tanks and put c4 on them and blowed them up and they died... and then we got moving some more and we run into huge robots that looked like liberty prime but they werent and chase said "the chinese stole the plans for liberty prime and are making there own" and then we were getting wiped out and all of are soldiers died and then i said "i have a plan" and chase said "what is it??" and i said "we called in the orbital strike" and then i called in the orbital strike and it blow them all up and they died...


Then we got moving even more and then we run into some chinese dragons and killed them easy and then we were at hi kogoros room and we breached it and a bunch of chineses soldiers were waiting for us so we took some turbo and it was slow motion and we killed them all and then there was hi kogoro with a detonater in his hand ready to launch the nukes and he said "come near me and i will launch the nukes and then I shot the nuke detonater out his hand and then me and chase tryed to shoot him but he was wearing shield power armor he must have still had suit left over... and then he charged us with a super sledge and hit chase and knocked him out and then it was just me and him fighting i picked up a knife and i dodged all his super sledge attacks and then stabbed him and he was hurt so he started he running away to the roof to escape on a vertibird and then i knew i had to chase him and i started running after him and then chinese soldiers came out of cover and started shooting me so i killed them easy and then run to the roof were hi kogoro was taking off in his vertibird and it had left the ground and was starting to fly away so i jumped up and grabbed onto it and then i stabbed hi kogoro and me and him fell out of the vertibird and i was on the ground dieing and then hi kogoro was about to shoot me and then he chase came and shot him but he was not dead and then hi kogoro turned around and shot chase and he died... and then I quickly got up and then i pulled out my knife but hi kogoro dodged all my attacks and then hit me to the ground with a sledge hammer and was about to kill me and then sargent came and he was cyborg now they must have revived him as a cyborg...


i thought he was going to save me but he was just standing there waching and i said "are you going to save me again??" and then sargent said "you didnt save me so why should i save you??" and then i said "please help me im going to die if you dont" and he said "sorry but you wouldnt help me so im not helping you" and then i was like "PLEASE" and then the sargent shot hi kogoro and it gave enough time to stab him the neck and kill him and then said to sargent "thank you for saving me" and he said "im not saving you i just wanted to kill you myself to take back all those times i saved you when you wouldnt save me... prepare to die" and then he was about to shoot me but i knocked his gun out of his hand and started beating him up and then when i was beating him up i tied a rope around his neck broke the roof window and hanged him and he was dead...


And then the president himself came to pick me up on his private vertibird and thanked me for saving all of america and him and the he said "i have one last mission for you it wont be easy" and i said "what is it??" and he said "vault tech has gone crazy and is planning on starting a nuclear war themselfs... i need you to go to there main vault base and stop them..." and then i went to the main vault base and it was guarded by vault tech security i killed them with ease... but then when i was going to the vault tech ceos room robots activiated and pinned me down behind cover and i thro pulse grenades at them and they died and then i got to the vault tech leaders room and was about to shoot him but then he said "why are you killing me" and i said "i know your plans" and he said "so then you know im going to start the war" and i said "yes you need to die" and he said "i have a offer if you dont kill me i will give you a free reward that wil garentee you and your family will survive nuclear war" and i said "i will think about it" i had three choices a) accept the bribe b) dont accept it and kill him c) let him live but dont accept the bribe and tell him you wont kill him if he promises not to start the great war so i went with b and i shot the basterd right out the window and he fell for 7 storys and then out of no were a heard a voice on the announce and it sounded like a robot it said "vault tech conuity system online masterbrain activated executing plan great war in 10" and then i said "ohno they have back up system i have to go shut it down really or the great war will happen and we will all die" i rushed and rushed and run to the masterbrain and when i get there the door was locked and i only had 5 seconds left so i had to act quickly...


I looked around me for a crowbar and i saw one in the other room beside me but sentry bot was guarding it so i threw a grenade at it and it died and then i took the crow bar and used it to open the door and at the last second before the nukes launched i hit the masterbrain with it and it died but the timer was still going and it hit 0 and i saw the nukes launching outside and thought the great war had started but then out of no were i seen a jet it was flying fast and it shoot all of the nukes and they exploded in the air... the jet then landed at me and chase came out of it and i asked "how did you survive??" and he said "i did not i am an android built to replace the general if he died and i have his memorys programmed and he was your friend and would have saved you so i did that" and then i said "that means there could be a sargent android somewere to and i asked him "were are they keeping the sargent android??" and he said he is "vault tech captured him and are taking for hostage and they demand you surrender" and i said "but i just defeated vault tech"

He said "no you did not the leader you killed was fake to cover up the other real leader you see the president and vault tech are working together and he just set up this one and told you it was the real one so you would think you saved them and ruined there evil plans and not go after the other it was the presidents plan from the start" and i said "i dont believe you i am going to ask the president myself" and then i went to the president and he said "good job destroying vault tech you saved us all here is 1 million dollers" and i asked him "is it true that the vault tech i killed wasnt real??" and then he said "who told you this??" wait a minute...and then he walked out of the room and then black ops soldiers swung in the windows and tried to kill me but i killed them all with my minigun i then started going down the white house hall gunning all the black ops i seen and killing them with my minigun and i run i run trying to kill the president but he escaped in the presidential metro tunnel and then i knew what had to do.


I went to the metro tunnel to jack a train but there were sentry bots and they were hard to kill and took me hours to kill but i managed to kill them when i found a pulse grenade and throwed it at them and they died and then i got to a metro and jacked it and then went to adams airforce base were the president was hiding and when i stopped at the tunnel i ran into this talking computer and hacked it then asked it to program the security robots to attack enclave solders and it did and then i went up to the surface to adams airforce base and there was a big enclave vs robot war and i was with the robots this time cause the enclave who i have served with for years were now enemys working for the evil president it was sad seeing them died but i had to do it to defeat the evil president and save america from nuclear war... i runned past the big battles and found the president and he told his enclave solders to attack and i battled with them long enough for the president to get another vertibird i quickly killed all the enclave soldiers and then jacked another vertibird for myself and followed the president and he landed in raven rock base wich was bunker but i managed to get in with him when he open the door to land in it.


Then when i got out he quickly run to a secure room and sent out a whole big army of robots and he said "you will never defeat them" and i said "i know how to defeat robots there is always a computer to hack" and then i run and run and then came across a talking computer who sounded like a president and the computer said he was john henry eden and he was put there to be the president in the future and i then tryed to hack him but i could not hack him and then i asked him "if you want to be the future president kill this president and youll be the president right now" and he said "but how can i do that??" and i said "hack the robots against him" and he said "ok" and then the robots started shooting at the presidents safe room trying to get in but the president had a secret exit that lead to the hanger were he took a vertibird and flew away and then i took one and went after him and he went to an oil rig off the coast of california and i landed there with him and there were enclave all over the place on it but i managed to kill most of them with my missle launcher but then one knocked me on the head and captured me...


I woke up tied up with the sargent android in a computer room with the president and there was a big red button in front of him and he said "i wanted you to wach me destroy america" and i said "no you wont" and then he said "you cant do anything about it i am going to destroy it and then kill you after" and then he was about press it but then the sargent android "said not if i can help it" and then broke free and pushed the president away and then sargent pulled a gun out and said "i will kill you" and then chase android broke in the room and put a gun on the sargents head and said "no you must die and america will burn" and i said "you are a bad android chase would never say that ever" and he said "you idiot i am not actually an android...

Androids are in prototype at the institute right now" and then i said "so that means that sargent is the real sargent" and he said "yes the sargent wasnt actually dead he was knocked out and woke up later i just told you he was an android cause i know you wouldnt believe he could survive a stab like that but he is tough guy" and i said to chase "why are you killing him he is trying to help america like you" and chase said "cause the sargent is actually working with the president and is on his side and just pushed him out of the way out made it look like he was in control of the sitution so you wouldnt stop him yourself... the sargent was actually going to push the nuke button right now" and then the president said "it is true i hired him to make it look like he stopped me cause i knew you would if you didnt think i was stopped it and he was going to push the button" and then the sargent said "it isnt true he is lying they are trying to turn you against me and im sorry for letting you almost die that one time and trying to kill you i want just so mad that you choose to rescue the evil president over me" and then i had three choices a) shoot chase b) shoot sergent c) shoot the president


I went with c and shooted the president and he died and then the sargent and chase started fighting each other and i said "guys this has been the presidents plan all along to turn us against each other" and they stopped fighting after and i said "we need to go the real vault tech base and kill them and save america" and then we got in a vertibird and flew to washington dc were the real vault tech head quaters was located and when we got there there were walls protecting it and lots of guards and robots on the walls and turret defenses and i said "we can not take this we need something powerful to" so we get back in the vertibird and took it boston institute and asked them for powerful stuff to destroy vault tech and they gave us high tech weapons and prototype android solders and then we went back there and started charging the walls... it was hard to charge and 100 androids died in the battle but we moved up and past the defences were and then when were going in the building the androids turned on us and the android leader told us "you idiot the institute is working with vault tech prepare to die" and then they started shooting at us but we used are jet backs to go on the roof were from the roof we sniped all of the androids with snipers and they died...


We then put breaching charges on the roof and breached it right into the vault tech leaders office and the vault tech leader said "well your here to kill me are you... well you wont be able to cause i have sentry bots moving in the room right now and i am going to escape and go to vault 101 and seal myself in and you wont be able to get in it ever and then the sentry bots came and we killed with pulse grenades but then the leader of vault tech got in a vertibird and we did to and we followed him to vault 101 were we tryed to chase him in but the door closed and i said "now what will we do??" and chase said "the institute has the door controls for all the vaults lets go pay them a visit" and then we went to the institute and dressed up as scientist and sneaked in... We asked one of the guards if we could speak to the institute leader and he said "why??" and we said "cause i have something important to tell him and only he can know cause it is top secret" and then we went and spoke to him and said we need to repair vault 101 so we need the door codes and he said "you think it is so easy to fool me i know who you are" and then the leader got into heavy big power armor that was heaver then other power armors and like a heavy mech suit tank that was made by the institute and then started shooting at us with chain guns and we had to get in cover but his chain gun shoot the cover and destroyed it so we were out in the open


Then chase said "i have a plan but i will sacrifice myself" and then he charged the institute leader with a grenade and blowed himself and the leader up and he died saving us and i yelled "NO CHASE" and then sargent said "he died in honer but we have to get the codes and get out of here the institute has to many solders to fight alone and then we used jet packs and escaped and got into the vertibrd and were flying back to vault 101 when we were shot down by anti air guns... we crashed in a army base and solders surrounded us and said "hey its that wanted guy who killed the president" and i said "but we killed the president he was evil" and they said "prove it" and then i told them about how he tricked me with vault tech and half of them believed me and half of them didnt and then the half that believed me started a war with the other half...

There were explosions and bombing runs all over and it was a crazy war we got in a trench and holded them off as long as we can and then the enemy solders who didnt believe me had tanks and rolled them out and i said "oh no there are tanks we have to kill them" and sargent said "dont worry I know how to deal with tanks but i will have to sacrifice myself to" and i said "NO THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY YOU CANT SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO" and he said "i have to or you will die and your the last hope for america and we will all be doomed" and then the sargent grabbed a mininuke and charged out to the tanks and blew them all up" when the battle was over i had an army of soldiers behind me ready to work with me and save america from evil vault tech" are first mission was to travel to vault 101...


We got in vertibirds and went to vault 101 wich was guarded by anti air tanks and shot alot of us down but then we dropped out and I pulled out a missle launcher and shot the tanks and they died and then i moved up with the soldiers more and we got to the vault 101 entrance and i took turbo and breached the door at it was in slow motion and i killed all the guards and then we moved up to the vault door and in entered the code and it opened and then all the solders charged in and there was big war in the vault and my solders won and then i got to the leaders room and went in and i could not see the leader anywere then out of nowere he came behind me and hit me in the back of the head and knocked me out and captured me... i woked up tied to a nuke and the vault tech leader was standing waching and said "when america goes you go to" and i said "i will stop you" and he said "your friends are dead no one will save you" and then he launched the nuke at china so china would think the us attacked and fire back and then while i was tied to the nuke i untied myself and climed up the nuke to and disabled it and it fell right in the ocean and fell right on a pirate ship and the pirates were mad at me and they said "you crashed a nuke into are ship you will pay"


Then they started shooting at me but i managed to jump off the boat and put c4 under it and blow and up and destroyed it and then i swimmed back to america were i was greeted by people who said "your are hero you saved america" and then the vault tech leader walked up to me and said "im sorry im actually a good guy... i was being mind controlled by aliens but you destroyed them before so there mind controlled started wereing off but did not were off until now" and i said "do i get a reward??" and he said "yes you got your very own house in boston and a free vault in vault 111 and you also get rewarded a spouse" and then i said "but what is the use of a vault if the nuke threat is gone??" and he said "the chinese might nuke us cause they are angry that you killed there leader are maybe the alien will be back and mind control me or maybe america will get impatient and launch or maybe ther will be a guy at vault tech who is evil who will want to launch the nukes sometime" and then i went to boston and on my way there i thought "i was the sole survivor of a big war just now but i have a feeling i will be sole survivor again" and then i moved into the house with my spouse and baby and then waited for nuclear war... but war war never changes...
 
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I started reading it but...fuck that. Since I'm feeling generous, I'm going to put some of the best parts for y'all. Well...they might not be the best parts because I'm too lazy to actually search them but you see what I mean. Here it goes:


My name is -explosive artillary interupts so you cant here him- and im in the 44th marine armored division first company... it was a cold winter day in achorage when they attacked...


I managed to get a shot on one and kill him...but there were to many...just when they were moving up on me I thought i was about to die... but then a big laser hit them and killed them all... to this day i dont know were that laser comes from but i have a feeling i would see it again some day...


I started going to the base more...then i run into a chimera tank and it shot me and blow my power armor off and i ran in cover and threw pulse grenades at it and it exploded... i then said "oh no my power armor was destroyed what will i do?" and then a vertibird came and dropped of the new enclave power armor mk 2 off and i put it on and then started traveling to the base more... on my there i run into more chinese and i was like "more chinese take this" and then i threw a plasma grenade and they died... i needed to get to base fast before it was destroyed but i could not run fast enough so i decided to look around for a vechile i then found a corvega and drived it to the base...


There were explosions and bombing runs all over and it was a crazy war we got in a trench and holded them off as long as we can and then the enemy solders who didnt believe me had tanks and rolled them out and i said "oh no there are tanks we have to kill them" and sargent said "dont worry I know how to deal with tanks but i will have to sacrifice myself to" and i said "NO THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY YOU CANT SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO" and he said "i have to or you will die and your the last hope for america and we will all be doomed" and then the sargent grabbed a mininuke and charged out to the tanks and blew them all up"


Then they started shooting at me but i managed to jump off the boat and put c4 under it and blow and up and destroyed it and then i swimmed back to america were i was greeted by people who said "your are hero you saved america" and then the vault tech leader walked up to me and said "im sorry im actually a good guy... i was being mind controlled by aliens but you destroyed them before so there mind controlled started wereing off but did not were off until now" and i said "do i get a reward??" and he said "yes you got your very own house in boston and a free vault in vault 111 and you also get rewarded a spouse" and then i said "but what is the use of a vault if the nuke threat is gone??" and he said "the chinese might nuke us cause they are angry that you killed there leader are maybe the alien will be back and mind control me or maybe america will get impatient and launch or maybe ther will be a guy at vault tech who is evil who will want to launch the nukes sometime" and then i went to boston and on my way there i thought "i was the sole survivor of a big war just now but i have a feeling i will be sole survivor again" and then i moved into the house with my spouse and baby and then waited for nuclear war... but war war never changes...



Poor sargent:cry:
 
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