Fallout Haiku
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Still Mildly Glowing
Jack The Knife
It Wandered In From the Wastes
What of Doc Morbid?
Iguana-on-a-stick, cheers!
Tastes just like chicken
Next: Groin shots
Iguana-on-a-stick, cheers!
Tastes just like chicken
Next: Groin shots
Angrim
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
Shot Lynette in groin.
Yeah, she takes it like a man.
Drops down, agony.
Next: Childkiller
Yeah, she takes it like a man.
Drops down, agony.
Next: Childkiller
Shoot kids in the head,
Funny little bastard kids,
They explode real nice
Next: Brotherhood of Steel
Funny little bastard kids,
They explode real nice
Next: Brotherhood of Steel
Jarno Mikkola
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Fallout Tactics:BoS,
the one, better one of the
Brotherhood of Steel's.
Next: Laserscope.
the one, better one of the
Brotherhood of Steel's.
Next: Laserscope.
Morbus
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Laserscoped rifles...
I have one for this evening
Which I plan to use...
Next: Gizmo's Death
I have one for this evening
Which I plan to use...
Next: Gizmo's Death
Angrim
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
Blood, guts everywhere,
Gizmo died violently.
Vault Dweller be praised.
Next: Mutated apple.
Gizmo died violently.
Vault Dweller be praised.
Next: Mutated apple.
It's green and mutated,
Tasty and juicy is also,
I eat it daily.
Next: Children of Cathedral flower.
Tasty and juicy is also,
I eat it daily.
Next: Children of Cathedral flower.
VirtualAlex
Still Mildly Glowing
Doped evangelists
handing out lame ass flowers.
But dressed stylishly.
6th Toe
handing out lame ass flowers.
But dressed stylishly.
6th Toe
Angrim
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
I stepped on green goo.
I felt itching in my shoe.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Next: Tragic card game.
I felt itching in my shoe.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Next: Tragic card game.
Jack The Knife
It Wandered In From the Wastes
I wrote a haiku about the 6th toe as well, but my computer froze just when I was about to post it.
After a restart I realized Angrim had beaten me to it.
I'll post it anyway.
Knee-deep in green goo
Hey, where did that toe come from?
Courtyard doc can cut
Edit/Added: Tragic
Wooz can get you hooked
Makes a hole in your pocket
Money pouring out
Next: The Mysterious Stranger
After a restart I realized Angrim had beaten me to it.
I'll post it anyway.
Knee-deep in green goo
Hey, where did that toe come from?
Courtyard doc can cut
Edit/Added: Tragic
Wooz can get you hooked
Makes a hole in your pocket
Money pouring out
Next: The Mysterious Stranger
Morbus
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
What's about him?
The Mysterious Stranger?
The guy's just a jerk...
Next: Sweet Master's ass
The Mysterious Stranger?
The guy's just a jerk...
Next: Sweet Master's ass
Jack The Knife
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Dipped by accident
Now dipping for 'greater good'
Twisted religion
Next: Raider cave north of Broken Hills
Now dipping for 'greater good'
Twisted religion
Next: Raider cave north of Broken Hills
Angrim
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
They are living dead.
Craving for the next hit of Jet.
Pathetic losers.
Erm... Next: Moonshiners!
Craving for the next hit of Jet.
Pathetic losers.
Erm... Next: Moonshiners!
Jarno Mikkola
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Ah, it was a trill,
Hitting the moonshine still, and
the blood bath, right after.
Next: Roaches.
Hitting the moonshine still, and
the blood bath, right after.
Next: Roaches.
Morbus
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Roaches? What roaches?
You mean the ones from Tactics?
Those were some big roaches...
Next: Oblivion (free subsubject)
You mean the ones from Tactics?
Those were some big roaches...
Next: Oblivion (free subsubject)
*sigh*
5-7-5, people. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Not 5-8-5 or 5-7-6.
Oblivion is
contentless, emptiness; an
appropriate name
5-7-5, people. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Not 5-8-5 or 5-7-6.
Oblivion is
contentless, emptiness; an
appropriate name
Jarno Mikkola
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Trying, we are, but
Sander you forgot to add,
The next subject at hand.
Next:the gun of choice not too moist, 10mm SMG.
Sander you forgot to add,
The next subject at hand.
Next:the gun of choice not too moist, 10mm SMG.
mr. pastorius
A Smooth-Skin
Gave it to Ian.
Big mistake, used more stims than
Against the Master.
Next up: Iguana Bob.
Big mistake, used more stims than
Against the Master.
Next up: Iguana Bob.