Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. Shadowbird

    Shadowbird Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    442
    Jul 20, 2003
    I read the haiku before reading the topic, and my first thought was "Someone proposed a "How Roshambo vatted me [cause I acted like a retard]" topic?"
     
  2. Xavierblazer

    Xavierblazer Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 30, 2005
    Orly?

    Get them for Tandy
    A geeks Birthday Present, Yes
    Or trade for some Jet?

    Next: Wooz of the Harp
     
  3. zioburosky13

    zioburosky13 Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 24, 2004
    Wooz the tragic addict,
    lose a game with you,
    calls you a cheater.
     
  4. N'jok

    N'jok First time out of the vault

    42
    May 11, 2006
    i take wooz also since zioburosky13 didnt say what to include in a poem:

    wooz sells cards and booze,
    only good thing he has to tell
    is a story about hell

    next is: ADVANCED POWER ARMOR MK2
     
  5. muster

    muster First time out of the vault

    35
    May 21, 2006
    cyborg zombie sheep
    falls in a FEV vat
    or is it armor?
     
  6. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Big, bulky and cool,
    But I prefer Brotherhood
    armour much better...

    NEXT: Whiskey Bob
     
  7. LinksBoxers

    LinksBoxers It Wandered In From the Wastes

    118
    May 28, 2006
    Whiskey Bob drank alot
    He got bit by a Gecko
    Have to fill burner

    NEXT: Cafe of Broken Dreams
     
  8. Jarno Mikkola

    Jarno Mikkola Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    906
    Jul 14, 2005
    Dreams where your might,
    Cafe where you shall stand,
    To add a dog to your band.

    NEXT: Magneto-Laser Pistol(MLP) upgrade. Or somethings like that.
     
  9. N'jok

    N'jok First time out of the vault

    42
    May 11, 2006
    Laser pistol is not enough,
    we need some dense electro magnetic field,
    making laser pistol deadlier to wield!

    next: Little Jesus Mordino
     
  10. LinksBoxers

    LinksBoxers It Wandered In From the Wastes

    118
    May 28, 2006
    Little Jesus
    He was Mexican and had
    A very nice knife

    Next: Guns n' Bullets
     
  11. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Do any of you guys know how to write a Haiku?

    5 syllables,
    7 syllables,
    5 syllables.

    Anywho:

    I've read this mag thrice,
    My skills never increase due
    to me being teh best...

    Yeah not my strongest, but I'd like to hear other's Haiku's on this topic...
     
  12. N'jok

    N'jok First time out of the vault

    42
    May 11, 2006
    pictures of guns are neat,
    and while getting up from toilet-seat,
    i blush when i flush. :o

    (DUH! reading on a toilet!)

    next is STIMPAK
     
  13. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

    People, people, people...

    5 syllables,
    7 syllables,
    5 syllables...!!!!


    Stimpak is my friend,
    Heal me when I'm down and hurt,
    Always run out, Shit!

    Next: Maltese Falcon
     
  14. thefatness

    thefatness First time out of the vault

    42
    Mar 21, 2005
    The Maltese Falcon
    There's only trouble in here!
    You just might get shot.

    Next: Virgin Street
     
  15. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    I'm not a virgin,
    Due to the Cat's Paw, I am
    The sexpert, brother!

    Next: The Desperado
     
  16. corey

    corey First time out of the vault

    98
    Jul 6, 2006
    the desperado
    is a real crazy mofo
    i know i got shot

    My first one i've done my whole life,and i think it came out good.

    EDIT: forgot the next one. :post apocalyptic rain
     
  17. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    Well it's a pass :wink:

    Well done

    Acid rain hurts me,
    Too bad it does not exist,
    In the fallout world...

    Badly done... Continue on this toopic of Acid Rain... or Apocalyptic rain... or whatever...
     
  18. PsychoSniper

    PsychoSniper So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Jun 27, 2003
    The rain,
    it burns.
    My eyes,
    they Dissolve.

    Ok, sucks, I know.


    Next, Goatse.
     
  19. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
    Orderite

    Dec 12, 2003
    Is Haiku the original Engrish?
     
  20. Duckman

    Duckman Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 18, 2005
    What?