Fallout Haiku

Umm...

Sabotage the stills?
Hell no! I take a bottle
and head to Cat's Paw.

Next: The Lieutenant.
 
Loxley the merry
thief wants Hightower's necklace.
Crime does pay, VD.

Next: Umm, I don't know... Brahmins?
 
Maybe you'll think of
me, when they exile me and
credits start to roll.

Next: The Alien Blaster
 
No amount of caps
can ever equal just one
busted in Ian.

Next: creative uses for dynamite.
 
From where the hell do
these talking mole rats come from?
Just waste this bastard.

Next: Keeng Ra'at's brother Brain!
 
Ed, the shit, is dead.
I shot him in the head. His butt
was feeling kinda sore.

Damn, that's not a haiku. Aww, fuck it.

Next: the loot in Navarro
 
This is just too far
What's next? Cheesy Star Trek gags?
Taste left with Troika

Next: The Wannamingo Mines
 
Are they aliens?
Or just strange experiments
They die anyway.

Next: Travelling back in time to Vault 13.
 
Inside Vault thirteen,
there is no food to be seen,
a chip? - bah, a bean!

Next: The mess in Modoc after the 'toilet explosion'.
 
Round and round it goes
Each year something different
On Shady Sands' fields.

Next one: NCR Zeta scan.
 
Curtis the farmer
will give you some points, when you
help him to harvest.

Next: Dogmeat

Edit: Fuck you, Treupp! :wink:
 
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